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    • Train seats
    • An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally...
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    • The Navy man and the Marine
    • There's a Navy guy and a Marine both peeing at the same time. They both get done at the same time an as the Navy guy washes his hands the Marine...
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    • The Frenchmen
    • How do you get a Frenchmans attention -Start ordering in German ------- What do you call 10 000 men with sunburned armpits -The...
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    • no sex since 1955
    • A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young...
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    • U.S Soldier
    • what do you call a U.S Soldier alone on latrine duty? A DICK SKINNER!! what do call a U.S SOLDIER driving a Humvee on a Iraqi...
    • pimpleface 03/25/2010
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    • Sergeant's Camouflage
    • A sergeant got into the mood for bullying some rookies. He spotted a private and said: - Soldier, run into these bushes and see if I'm there!...
    • P00KY 02/28/2010
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    • Wrong Bitch
    • WRONG BITCH The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next...
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    • ARMY DUDE JOKE!
    • SO A MARINE IS PISSSING AT A PUBLIC URINAL AND A LIL BOY WALKS IN AND PEES IN DA URINAL NEXT TA HIM AND LOOKS UP IN ADMIRATION AT HIM AND SEZ TA...
    • ATOMIKBOMBER 09/14/2009
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    • A Camel Joke
    • A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost, on his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out...
    • realmanchester 03/10/2009
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    • Smaller down the line
    • The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on U.S. military recreation preferences: Sport of choice for Marines:...
    • yonder101 03/05/2009
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    • Sick and Pompous General
    • The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself,...
    • dcervenka05 02/08/2009
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    • Army vehicles
    • What do you call an Army truck, inside of which, women wash their pussies? A "Douche and a half"!
    • davida8575 01/15/2009
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    • additional training
    • To all those who are Security Officers. Additional Training. (a) It is now, and will be even more so in the future, the policies of any...
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    • rules of a gunfight
    • U.S. Marine Corp Rules for Gun Fighting: 1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2....
    • woozel121 12/31/2008
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    • army definition of a cow
    • A cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine. It's encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical moveable supports, one...
    • woozel121 12/31/2008
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    • Army of the Lord
    • A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always does, to shake hands. He...
    • xg11 12/15/2008
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    • Gay Men
    • Three Gay Men in a taxi..Which one is the skiier? The one in the middle Two gay men in an airing cupboard..what one is the...
    • duncand3000 12/11/2008
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    • Mack's tale of woe
    • The sergeant asked a new recruit for his name, to which he replied, "Mack." The sergeant said, "Sorry, I need your full...
    • DJBounce 12/03/2008
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    • What Does That Shirt Say?
    • An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck". Sure enough, two marines walk up. One of the Marines...
    • mbird22 11/25/2008
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    • US Army Insignia Made Easy
    • If you know the officer insignia for the US Army you will understand this joke A young Second Lieutenant approaches the crusty old CSM and...
    • cmhFERREAL 11/21/2008
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    • Who has more balls
    • Four officers are sitting at the Officer's Club, talking about which branch of the military has the most balls. The Marine General tells them...
    • cmhFERREAL 11/21/2008
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    • Old Arab Joke
    • An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and...
    • mephisto117 10/11/2008
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    • NPR Interview
    • Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to...
    • dcervenka05 09/27/2008
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    • Gulf War Jokes
    • Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet. Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey. Q: What do Miss...
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    • The Army of the Lord
    • A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my...
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    • Taliban jokes.
    • !Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket? It is his photo ID. What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing...
    • davida8575 07/29/2008
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    • Confessions
    • In a bid to encourage teamwork, representatives of the Navy, Army and Metropolitan Police are invited to a cross-forces outward-bound...
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    • Army Bob
    • Bob is in the army. After 4 months of being in the army, his girlfriend sent him a letter saying she'd slept with 2 guys since he'd left and...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/08/2008
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    • Not Me Sarge
    • A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die...
    • ghoul_69 05/30/2008
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    • Dead mother in the army
    • A sergeant in a boot camp is requested to tell gently one of the recruits that his mother just died. So he tells them to stand in a line and then...
    • Generlj 05/13/2008
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    • Mountain Man
    • Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued...
    • ghoul_69 04/30/2008
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    • little johnny
    • The teacher asked the students what their parents do for a living. Suzie said, "My daddy is a boxer and he can beat your daddy...
    • davida8575 04/29/2008
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    • Afghanistan
    • Did you hear the latest news from Afghanistan? Some Taliban stepped on a bag of popcorn and killed a kernel.
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    • soldier in the army
    • A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it”...
    • Laccio 04/20/2008
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