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    • Train seats

    • An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
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    • The Navy man and the Marine

    • There's a Navy guy and a Marine both peeing at the same time. They both get done at the same time an as the Navy guy washes his hands the Marine...
    • xKlownx
      Uploaded 07/25/2011
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    • The Frenchmen

    • How do you get a Frenchmans attention -Start ordering in German ------- What do you call 10 000 men with sunburned armpits -The...
    • SimpleJack
      Uploaded 02/05/2011
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    • no sex since 1955

    • A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 09/06/2010
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    • U.S Soldier

    • what do you call a U.S Soldier alone on latrine duty? A DICK SKINNER!! what do call a U.S SOLDIER driving a Humvee on a Iraqi...
    • pimpleface
      Uploaded 03/25/2010
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    • Sergeant's Camouflage

    • A sergeant got into the mood for bullying some rookies. He spotted a private and said: - Soldier, run into these bushes and see if I'm there!...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 02/28/2010
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    • Wrong Bitch

    • WRONG BITCH The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/25/2009
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    • Are they friends or enemies

    • A Batallion was approaching the gate. The commander asks his assistant, " Are they friends or enemies?". The assistant responds, "I think they...
    • el_cachanilla54
      Uploaded 10/14/2009
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    • ARMY DUDE JOKE!

    • SO A MARINE IS PISSSING AT A PUBLIC URINAL AND A LIL BOY WALKS IN AND PEES IN DA URINAL NEXT TA HIM AND LOOKS UP IN ADMIRATION AT HIM AND SEZ TA...
    • ATOMIKBOMBER
      Uploaded 09/14/2009
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    • A Camel Joke

    • A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost, on his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out...
    • realmanchester
      Uploaded 03/10/2009
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    • Smaller down the line

    • The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on U.S. military recreation preferences: Sport of choice for Marines:...
    • yonder101
      Uploaded 03/05/2009
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    • Wall-Mart

    • Why are there no Wall-Marts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 02/27/2009
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    • Sick and Pompous General

    • The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself,...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/08/2009
      • 756 Views
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    • Army vehicles

    • What do you call an Army truck, inside of which, women wash their pussies? A "Douche and a half"!
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
      • 524 Views
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    • Army Blow Jobs

    • What do you call a building where women give enlisted men blow jobs? Head quarters.
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
      • 948 Views
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    • additional training

    • To all those who are Security Officers. Additional Training. (a) It is now, and will be even more so in the future, the policies of any...
    • woozel121
      Uploaded 01/04/2009
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    • rules of a gunfight

    • U.S. Marine Corp Rules for Gun Fighting: 1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2....
    • woozel121
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
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    • army definition of a cow

    • A cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine. It's encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical moveable supports, one...
    • woozel121
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
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    • Army of the Lord

    • A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always does, to shake hands. He...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 494 Views
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    • Gay Men

    • Three Gay Men in a taxi..Which one is the skiier? The one in the middle Two gay men in an airing cupboard..what one is the...
    • duncand3000
      Uploaded 12/11/2008
      • 999 Views
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    • Mack's tale of woe

    • The sergeant asked a new recruit for his name, to which he replied, "Mack." The sergeant said, "Sorry, I need your full...
    • DJBounce
      Uploaded 12/03/2008
      • 717 Views
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    • What Does That Shirt Say?

    • An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck". Sure enough, two marines walk up. One of the Marines...
    • mbird22
      Uploaded 11/25/2008
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    • US Army Insignia Made Easy

    • If you know the officer insignia for the US Army you will understand this joke A young Second Lieutenant approaches the crusty old CSM and...
    • cmhFERREAL
      Uploaded 11/21/2008
      • 602 Views
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    • Who has more balls

    • Four officers are sitting at the Officer's Club, talking about which branch of the military has the most balls. The Marine General tells them...
    • cmhFERREAL
      Uploaded 11/21/2008
      • 675 Views
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    • The Swing

    • Why did the little girl felt from the swing? She didn't have any arms!
    • DragQueenRJ
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 410 Views
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    • Old Arab Joke

    • An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and...
    • mephisto117
      Uploaded 10/11/2008
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    • NPR Interview

    • Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 09/27/2008
      • 408 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The sick army ! Must readdd!!

    • An army major is visiting sick soldiers. He goes up to one private and asks. ''Whats your porblem soldier?'' ''Chronic syphiliis, sir'' ''What...
    • liverpool2
      Uploaded 09/06/2008
      • 634 Views
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    • Gulf War Jokes

    • Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet. Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey. Q: What do Miss...
    • mynameisnobody
      Uploaded 09/01/2008
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    • The Army of the Lord

    • A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/26/2008
      • 545 Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Taliban jokes.

    • !Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket? It is his photo ID. What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 07/29/2008
      • 2.8k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Confessions

    • In a bid to encourage teamwork, representatives of the Navy, Army and Metropolitan Police are invited to a cross-forces outward-bound...
    • Ragoy
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 345 Views
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    • Army Bob

    • Bob is in the army. After 4 months of being in the army, his girlfriend sent him a letter saying she'd slept with 2 guys since he'd left and...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/08/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Not Me Sarge

    • A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/30/2008
      • 443 Views
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    • Dead mother in the army

    • A sergeant in a boot camp is requested to tell gently one of the recruits that his mother just died. So he tells them to stand in a line and then...
    • Generlj
      Uploaded 05/13/2008
      • 722 Views
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    • Mountain Man

    • Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 04/30/2008
      • 3k Views
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    • little johnny

    • The teacher asked the students what their parents do for a living. Suzie said, "My daddy is a boxer and he can beat your daddy...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 04/29/2008
      • 4.4k Views
      • 21 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Afghanistan

    • Did you hear the latest news from Afghanistan? Some Taliban stepped on a bag of popcorn and killed a kernel.
    • boc1500
      Uploaded 04/27/2008
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    • soldier in the army

    • A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: That's not it...
    • Laccio
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
      • 933 Views
      • 1 Comments
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