Like us on Facebook!
    • joke
    • Mouse and carpenter
    • a mouse once asked a carpenter .. excuse do u have cheese.. no....okay... then he leaves.... next mornig..... excuse me do u have...
    • kolile 08/06/2011
      • 904
      • 4
      • 0
    • joke
    • Harvard Biology class.
    • A girl was taking a biology class at harvard, and the teacher was telling the class that Seamen has sucrose in it. The girl raised her hand and...
    • davida8575 02/09/2008
      • 2,139
      • 6
      • 0
    • joke
    • The magic castle
    • Theres a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They're all going to a castle. But this castle is so magical, it knows when people lie, and if they...
    • thtsmypnkllipop 02/09/2008
      • 1,252
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Baseballs More Important
    • A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Yankee Stadium, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked...
    • skatesnow67 02/05/2008
      • 983
      • 1
      • 0
    • joke
    • Gorilla drinks
    • A Gorilla goes into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The barman thinks, "What would a gorilla know about drinks?" and charges...
    • skatesnow67 02/05/2008
      • 832
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • the painted horse
    • A pissed-off cowboy walked into the bar and slammed his fist on the bar. "Ok," he shouted, "Who's the son of a bitch that...
    • skatesnow67 02/05/2008
      • 1,016
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • three men in a boat
    • Theres three men in a boat, a chinamen a mexican, and an american. The chinaman threw off a pack of chopsticks, and said "we have enough...
    • jp73094 02/02/2008
      • 2,657
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Sherlock Holmes
    • Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some...
    • jimbo056 01/23/2008
      • 3,865
      • 13
      • 2
    • joke
    • Momma jokes
    • Yo' Momma is so fat when she goes to Mcdonalds, She doesnt get orders, She gets estimates.
    • roo0 01/15/2008
      • 1,158
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • A Muslim question
    • A Muslim and an American soldier were watching Star Trek. The Muslim asked "how come there is a Chinese person, a Scottish person and loads of...
    • ebaumfag 01/14/2008
      • 1,351
      • 4
      • 0
    • joke
    • Creation
    • For you religious people: Back when the earth was created, God also made Adam and Eve. About 10 minutes after their first sexual experience,...
    • TheCommentator 01/13/2008
      • 747
      • 1
      • 0
    • joke
    • For the Rest of Eternity
    • A long time criminal dies and goes to hell where he is greeted by the devil. The devil tells the man "I will show you three rooms and you...
    • watdaheck 01/13/2008
      • 814
      • 3
      • 0
    • joke
    • Gay Hottub
    • Four gay guys are sitting in a hottub, one of them gets up to to go the bathroom. When he comes back he sees a giant load of semen floating...
    • Weber 01/12/2008
      • 3,818
      • 1
      • 0
    • joke
    • Ray Charles
    • Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black. Why is Ray Charles always smiling? Becuase he doesn't know he's black.
    • KDawgAtsu 01/12/2008
      • 3,969
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • BILL REMAKE
    • OK THERES THIS GUY NAMED BILL he's wifes Anniversary but he forgot so she said IF YOU DON'T GET ME A PRESENT THAT GOES 1 TO 500 MILES PER HOUR...
    • cage718 01/11/2008
      • 579
      • 7
      • 0
    • joke
    • 10 fruit
    • These 3 guys swam to an island after their boat crashed. The natives capture the men and take them back to their camp deep in the jungle. They...
    • LayinItDown 01/11/2008
      • 924
      • 3
      • 0
    • joke
    • Out of work - for a reason
    • Pierre's wife comes home with a new shirt for Pierre one day and tells him " Now there is no excuse for not going to job interviews-you bum."...
    • flangerotti 01/10/2008
      • 874
      • 2
      • 0
    • joke
    • Johnny Gogh Deper
    • Once there was a little boy who had a crush on his teacher. One day he went up to her and asked when they were going to do it. "Not today,...
    • underfan15 01/07/2008
      • 1,362
      • 1
      • 0
    • joke
    • The Bicycle
    • Everyone knows that nuns have no fun and get none. Anyhow, there was a big uproar one afternoon at the convent. Nuns were throwing food at...
    • TheCommentator 01/06/2008
      • 867
      • 3
      • 0
    • joke
    • The 3 Orgasms
    • Ok, this is good when speaking to someone whose name you know... Did you know that women have 3 types of orgasms? The first is called "The...
    • TheCommentator 01/06/2008
      • 3,579
      • 1
      • 1
    • joke
    • blonde
    • Q:What do you a dead blonde in a closet ? A:last year's hide-and-seek winer.
    • sum1 01/05/2008
      • 682
      • 2
      • 0
    • joke
    • Black Lab in Pub
    • Sunday afternoon in a pub, two guys watching the game and eating the complimentary wings and pounding a few cold ones. A black lab sneaks in with...
    • flangerotti 01/05/2008
      • 875
      • 1
      • 0
EBAUM'S PICKS
Popular on 08/01/2008
awesome collection of funny faceplant videos pictures galleries and gifs