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    • Asian farts don't smell
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    • Sex Chinese Style
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    • Chinese Menu
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    • Chinese Cuisine
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    • Two explorers in Africa with their guide and they are caught by cannibals. The cannibal chief tells them that they have beaten their old enemies...
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    • Whats a jews biggest problem? Free pork How can you tell if an asian robbed your house? Your homework is done and...
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    • The 300 Game.
    • So a guy is walking down an alley when he sees a busty well-curved woman. He says "you are so hot can i have sex with you?" . The girl...
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    • Silly Asians
    • An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian...
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    • Fluctuations
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    • Confucius Says
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    • the age of woman
    • 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and...
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    • Asian Hooker Fart
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    • How do you know if an asian robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later theyre still trying to back...
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    • please dont take offense An asian man with a boner ran into a wall, what happend He broke his nose
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    • Asian Breasts
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