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    • Flying Dildo
    • A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed,...
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    • Shit, FuckOff and Manners
    • 3 men are walking down the road 1 called shit 1called fuckoff and 1 called manners, shit falls over and manners starts to pick him up fuckoff...
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    • Annoying Wife.
    • So a man gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding with his blonde wife in the car..... The officer says " Did you know that you...
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    • Sharks
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    • Mom Joke
    • Yo momma is so stupid she saw a sign while driving that read "Dodge Trucks" so she got out of the car and started running through...
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    • You Must Be A Redneck If...
    • You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill...
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    • Pick Up Lines
    • I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock! What has 148 teeth and holds...
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    • What Do I Look Like?
    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
    • ImJustAKid 04/25/2011
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    • awesome pun
    • I once sent 10 puns to a pun writing contest. Hoping I would win, but no pun in ten did?
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    • Alien Fucks a Cow
    • A meteor destroys a cattle farm and the next day a reporter asks the farmer: "Can you describe the scene yesterday?" Farmer: "It...
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    • A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; H*ndjob:...
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    • men joke
    • One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny):I want a pistol S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols) J:...
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    • Cool Tongue Twisters
    • These funny tongue twisters are difficult to say and may be a little dirty if you say them wrong. I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and...
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    • Chuck Norris- Eyebrow
    • A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force...
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    • Open jane's legs
    • a man doesnt know what to name his bar. so the man says he will name it after the next person who walks in. a women named jane walks in and she...
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    • Jack and Jill Dirty
    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a daughter.
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    • Words at School
    • A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom, some of the kids at school are using some words but I don't know what they mean." Mom...
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    • The Last Laugh, American Style
    • President Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the UNSCOM inspections in Iraq. As he sits down he sees three buttons in the armrest of...
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    • Awesome Pick Up Line
    • Aproach a young lady and say "You look like you could use a little dick.. and it just so happens that I have a little dick" If the...
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    • New NCO's
    • Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey,...
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    • What do I look like?
    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
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