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    • Flying Dildo

    • A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed,...
    • unzippingMyFLy
      Uploaded 07/02/2012
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    • Shit, FuckOff and Manners

    • 3 men are walking down the road 1 called shit 1called fuckoff and 1 called manners, shit falls over and manners starts to pick him up fuckoff...
    • Dealingrex
      Uploaded 09/10/2011
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    • Annoying Wife.

    • So a man gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding with his blonde wife in the car..... The officer says " Did you know that you...
    • jcmoney
      Uploaded 08/16/2011
      • 2.8k Views
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    • God is Wise

    • Why did god give women legs? So they wouldn't leave snail trails everywhere.
    • yeastybeast
      Uploaded 07/27/2011
      • 310 Views
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    • Sharks

    • Sharks in general: Scary but cool. One hour show on sharks: Awesome. All day marathon of shark shows: Really awesome. Shark Week: Getting...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/22/2011
      • 470 Views
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    • Mom Joke

    • Yo momma is so stupid she saw a sign while driving that read "Dodge Trucks" so she got out of the car and started running through...
    • TMGDragon
      Uploaded 07/21/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 06/09/2011
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    • You Must Be A Redneck If...

    • You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill...
    • Filmzies
      Uploaded 05/28/2011
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    • Pick Up Lines

    • I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock! What has 148 teeth and holds...
    • steven1smith
      Uploaded 04/30/2011
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    • What Do I Look Like?

    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
    • ImJustAKid
      Uploaded 04/25/2011
      • 575 Views
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    • This is an awesome Blonde joke

    • Person 1: Three blondes walk into a building (wait a moment) Person 2: Well... Person1: Well you would have thought at least one of them saw...
    • snake101493
      Uploaded 04/23/2011
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    • awesome pun

    • I once sent 10 puns to a pun writing contest. Hoping I would win, but no pun in ten did?
    • verscharren
      Uploaded 03/03/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • Have no fear of perfection youll never reach it. ~Salvador Dali Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 02/08/2011
      • 10.9k Views
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    • Alien Fucks a Cow

    • A meteor destroys a cattle farm and the next day a reporter asks the farmer: "Can you describe the scene yesterday?" Farmer: "It...
    • snowboardnipod
      Uploaded 01/10/2011
      • 1.3k Views
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    • dirty joke funny click

    • A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; H*ndjob:...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 848 Views
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    • men joke

    • One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny):I want a pistol S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols) J:...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 465 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Cool Tongue Twisters

    • These funny tongue twisters are difficult to say and may be a little dirty if you say them wrong. I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and...
    • mx101
      Uploaded 09/22/2010
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    • best one liners of all time

    • All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. A waffle is like a pancake with...
    • joshmeister
      Uploaded 09/04/2010
      • 16.3k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Flapping lips

    • why do women wear panties? because one set of lips a flappin is enough!
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 08/23/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Chuck Norris- Eyebrow

    • A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force...
    • doublerossA
      Uploaded 08/13/2010
      • 2.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Open jane's legs

    • a man doesnt know what to name his bar. so the man says he will name it after the next person who walks in. a women named jane walks in and she...
    • GuitarSanta7
      Uploaded 06/26/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Jack and Jill Dirty

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a daughter.
    • MagicZack94
      Uploaded 06/07/2010
      • 2.9k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Words at School

    • A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom, some of the kids at school are using some words but I don't know what they mean." Mom...
    • aangelcg
      Uploaded 06/01/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The Last Laugh, American Style

    • President Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the UNSCOM inspections in Iraq. As he sits down he sees three buttons in the armrest of...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 04/16/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Awesome Pick Up Line

    • Aproach a young lady and say "You look like you could use a little dick.. and it just so happens that I have a little dick" If the...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/16/2010
      • 2k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • New NCO's

    • Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey,...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 02/24/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • What do I look like?

    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
    • GAMBLE7177
      Uploaded 02/16/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Your mother is so fat

    • How fat is she!?!?!? She is so fat I can cook 4 t-bone steaks under her boobies!!!
    • CJones
      Uploaded 11/06/2009
      • 776 Views
      • 4 Comments
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