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    • Tupperware
    • How do you get a baby into tupperware? - A Blender How do you get a baby out of tupperware? - A Straw
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    • Dead children joke
    • whats the difference between unloading a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? you can't unload bowling balls with a...
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    • Dead Baby Joke
    • How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice-cream and a scoop of dead baby.
    • s8an 11/18/2011
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    • dead baby joke
    • why do you put a baby in a blender feet first. to watch its expression on it face!
    • march31 10/05/2011
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    • Dead Baby
    • Whats funnier then a dead baby in a clown costume? the retarded kid sitting next to him.
    • k0rn328 06/24/2011
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    • Dead Baby Joke
    • Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a Clown Suit? A Dead Baby in a clown suit sitting next to a Kid with Down Syndrome
    • nuntuffer 05/17/2011
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    • The Cousin and the Hospital
    • I bumped into an old friend the other day. We said our hellos and he mentioned that he was on his way to visit his cousin in the hospital. I said...
    • Urbanus1234 03/30/2011
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    • Ugliest Baby Ever
    • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the...
    • ThomasPHoolery 02/04/2011
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    • observing the baby
    • Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the...
    • kishandobaria 01/15/2011
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    • Baby Mama
    • What is 12" long and makes a woman moan all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
    • creepydude 11/21/2010
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    • Gay Fart
    • What's the difference between two gay guys and a freezer? When you pull the meat out of the freezer, it dosent fart.
    • picbutt 10/23/2010
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    • Goldon Apple
    • What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple? I don't cum all over the golden delicious apple before I take a...
    • picbutt 10/23/2010
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    • Sex with my Baby
    • What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
    • picbutt 10/23/2010
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    • April Fools!
    • A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several...
    • Disturbed01 09/20/2010
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    • Dumb joke yet again
    • Q: What does a dead baby look like as you're lowering it into a running blender? A: I don't know either, I'm always too busy masturbating to...
    • Johnny_Quest808 09/14/2010
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    • Dead Baby Joke 3
    • Whats small and spins really fast? A BABY IN A BLENDER! (Only uploading theese so i can be a TOP USER!)
    • Keldon 08/14/2010
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    • Baby Joke 1
    • Whats the best way to get a baby in a bucket? USE A BIG BLENDER! How do you get it back out? WITH TORTILLA CHIPS!
    • Keldon 08/14/2010
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    • Mother of the year
    • A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the...
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    • little pillow biter
    • Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as...
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    • Two baby boys
    • There are two baby twin boys, one older than the other by three minutes. The older one is jealous and hates his younger brother because thier...
    • LayariG 04/20/2010
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    • hitler baby
    • Three women – a German, a Jew and a polish – all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up...
    • kzerkses 03/21/2010
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    • chinese baby
    • a Chinese couple are about to have a baby and at the hospital the couple prepares on the name of the baby and what it was going to look like.as...
    • kzerkses 03/13/2010
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    • visit to the hospital
    • A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later. "Well, I hope...
    • guinness13494 12/31/2009
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    • We have new babies
    • For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the...
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