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    • Dead Baby Joke

    • Q: What do you call a baby, with no arms and legs, floating in the middle of the ocean?
    • DR21
      Uploaded 01/05/2015
      • 428 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Birth control baby

    • A baby was born the other day, he came out laughing. He had 2 birth control pills in his hand.
    • impfal50ce
      Uploaded 10/07/2012
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Dead Baby and a B-Day Cake

    • Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a birthday cake? A: You don't need a special occassion to eat a dead baby
    • kappakid71
      Uploaded 05/16/2012
      • 549 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • A married couple is having a baby...

    • As she is going into labor, the doctor asks the man, "would you like to take part in this new technology that allows half the pain of the...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 157 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Tupperware

    • How do you get a baby into tupperware? - A Blender How do you get a baby out of tupperware? - A Straw
    • SirBumpsALot
      Uploaded 03/22/2012
      • 468 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead children joke

    • whats the difference between unloading a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? you can't unload bowling balls with a...
    • petpillow
      Uploaded 12/05/2011
      • 317 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Joke

    • How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice-cream and a scoop of dead baby.
    • s8an
      Uploaded 11/18/2011
      • 310 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • dead baby joke

    • why do you put a baby in a blender feet first. to watch its expression on it face!
    • march31
      Uploaded 10/05/2011
      • 515 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Dead Baby

    • Whats funnier then a dead baby in a clown costume? the retarded kid sitting next to him.
    • k0rn328
      Uploaded 06/24/2011
      • 901 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Joke

    • Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a Clown Suit? A Dead Baby in a clown suit sitting next to a Kid with Down Syndrome
    • nuntuffer
      Uploaded 05/17/2011
      • 957 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Cousin and the Hospital

    • I bumped into an old friend the other day. We said our hellos and he mentioned that he was on his way to visit his cousin in the hospital. I said...
    • Urbanus1234
      Uploaded 03/30/2011
      • 854 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ugliest Baby Ever

    • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 02/04/2011
      • 899 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • observing the baby

    • Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the...
    • kishandobaria
      Uploaded 01/15/2011
      • 448 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • where do babays come from?

    • A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother...
    • kishandobaria
      Uploaded 01/13/2011
      • 556 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baby Mama

    • What is 12" long and makes a woman moan all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
    • creepydude
      Uploaded 11/21/2010
      • 2.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gay Fart

    • What's the difference between two gay guys and a freezer? When you pull the meat out of the freezer, it dosent fart.
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Goldon Apple

    • What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple? I don't cum all over the golden delicious apple before I take a...
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 816 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sex with my Baby

    • What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 601 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • April Fools!

    • A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 09/20/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dumb joke yet again

    • Q: What does a dead baby look like as you're lowering it into a running blender? A: I don't know either, I'm always too busy masturbating to...
    • Johnny_Quest808
      Uploaded 09/14/2010
      • 667 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Joke 3

    • Whats small and spins really fast? A BABY IN A BLENDER! (Only uploading theese so i can be a TOP USER!)
    • Keldon
      Uploaded 08/14/2010
      • 672 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Joke 2

    • How do you paint a wall faster with a dead baby? THROW IT HARDER!
    • Keldon
      Uploaded 08/14/2010
      • 691 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baby Joke 1

    • Whats the best way to get a baby in a bucket? USE A BIG BLENDER! How do you get it back out? WITH TORTILLA CHIPS!
    • Keldon
      Uploaded 08/14/2010
      • 732 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mother of the year

    • A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 05/04/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • little pillow biter

    • Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 05/01/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Two baby boys

    • There are two baby twin boys, one older than the other by three minutes. The older one is jealous and hates his younger brother because thier...
    • LayariG
      Uploaded 04/20/2010
      • 984 Views
      • 17 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • hitler baby

    • Three women – a German, a Jew and a polish – all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up...
    • kzerkses
      Uploaded 03/21/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • chinese baby

    • a Chinese couple are about to have a baby and at the hospital the couple prepares on the name of the baby and what it was going to look like.as...
    • kzerkses
      Uploaded 03/13/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Baby

    • Why did the baby fall of the swing? A: It Had NO ARMS!!!
    • palidajason
      Uploaded 01/27/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • visit to the hospital

    • A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later. "Well, I hope...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 12/31/2009
      • 740 Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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