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    • Little Johnny and his brother
    • Saturday morning, Johnny wakes up early and goes to his parents room to wake them up. He opens the door only to find Mom and Dad having wild sex....
    • ghoul_69 08/01/2008
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    • sandwich
    • Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't have a sanwich in my fridge
    • crayzykyle 07/19/2008
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    • Woman and Baby
    • A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. Finally the doctor arrived,...
    • ghoul_69 07/18/2008
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    • Baby Turtle
    • A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high...
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    • Grabage Can
    • Whats worse than five dead babies in a garbage can? A dead baby in five garbage cans
    • NiggerPants 07/15/2008
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    • Baby
    • How do you get a baby to crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor
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    • Dead Baby
    • Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage
    • NiggerPants 07/15/2008
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    • Baby Bottle Nipples
    • A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures...
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    • whats the difference?
    • whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is just a baby.
    • tarzard1 07/13/2008
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    • Black jokes!
    • Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving Q:Hey did you hear about the black guy that went to collage? A:Me...
    • Bros4Hos 07/08/2008
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    • The Supermarket Stripper
    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where...
    • Ryan1966 06/25/2008
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    • Bentley baby
    • what's the difference between 100 dead babies and 100 Bentleys? I don't have 100 Bentleys in my garage.
    • bryanross1985 06/19/2008
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    • Ugly baby
    • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of...
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    • Bachelor
    • A handsome, well-to-do man decided that it was time to find a PREFECT woman to get married to and start a family. He searched all of the east...
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    • Emo MOMZZ and DADZZ
    • 1 emo guy bumpes into an emo girl and there all like look out bitch! and then they both cry and makeout and she go's all preago and he desides...
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    • Baby planes
    • A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window)...
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    • Gender of the Baby
    • A pregnant brunette, redhead, and blonde were all in the waiting room of an OBGYN's office, discussing whether they thought they were going to...
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    • Gender of the Baby
    • A pregnant brunette, redhead, and blonde were all in the waiting room of an OBGYN's office, discussing whether they thought they were going to...
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    • retard cow
    • One day a mother cow and her 3 baby cows were in a meadow. The first baby cow goes, "mama why did you name me Daisy?" Then the mama...
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    • Dead Baby Jokes
    • ***Please keep in mind these are just JOKES*** Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? A: One dead baby in 10...
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    • Dead baby
    • 1. Q: What is red and white and huddled in the corner? A: A dead baby 2. Q: What is red and green and huddled in the corner? A:...
    • WeBeBlazin567 06/07/2008
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    • Sex Ed
    • A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does...
    • ghoul_69 06/06/2008
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    • Soft Spot
    • Why do babies have soft spots on their heads? So you can carry 5 in each hand.
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    • Smashing Babies
    • What do you get when you smash a bunch of dead babies on the curbside? Idk what you get, but I get a boner!
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    • Dead Babies
    • Q: What's the worst part about being on a beach when 100 dead babies wash ashore? A: Hiding the erection.
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    • Dead Baby Joke
    • Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: I take my boots off when I stomp on a trampoline.
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    • Confused Teenager
    • A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put...
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    • Observing The Baby
    • Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the...
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    • Babies
    • Why do you boil water when a baby is being born? So if it dies you can make soup.
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    • More Dead Baby Jokes 2
    • Q: What's more gross than a pile of dead babies? A: The last living one at the bottom eating his way out. Q: What more gross than finding a...
    • stilla 05/20/2008
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    • Baby Microwave
    • Q: What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? A: I dont know either, I was too busy masturbating.
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