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- When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year...
- heyyyfalcooone 08/01/2008
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- Little Johnny and his brother
- Saturday morning, Johnny wakes up early and goes to his parents room to wake them up. He opens the door only to find Mom and Dad having wild sex. He...
- ghoul_69 08/01/2008
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- Dead baby float
- Q.How do you make a dead baby float? A. Take your boot off of it.
- Juggalo845 08/01/2008
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- 2 blondes a screwin'
- 2 blondes were having great sex. Every position. Then they had a baby. I bet you were thinkin'...
- DropDThunder 07/28/2008
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- sandwich
- Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't have a sanwich in my fridge
- crayzykyle 07/19/2008
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- Woman and Baby
- A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. Finally the doctor arrived,...
- ghoul_69 07/18/2008
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- Mike Tyson
- Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A: Mace.
- heyyyfalcooone 07/18/2008
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- Baby Turtle
- A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch...
- fiveonefiveoh 07/16/2008
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- Painting the house
- How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw it
- NiggerPants 07/15/2008
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- Grabage Can
- Whats worse than five dead babies in a garbage can? A dead baby in five garbage cans
- NiggerPants 07/15/2008
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- Baby
- How do you get a baby to crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor
- NiggerPants 07/15/2008
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- Dead Baby
- Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage
- NiggerPants 07/15/2008
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- Baby Bottle Nipples
- A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/13/2008
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- whats the difference?
- whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is just a baby.
- tarzard1 07/13/2008
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- A woman gets on a bus with her baby....
- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the...
- seanieboi355 07/12/2008
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- Black jokes!
- Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving Q:Hey did you hear about the black guy that went to collage? A:Me...
- Bros4Hos 07/08/2008
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- Dead Baby in Microwave
- Question: What does a dead baby in the microwave sound like? Answer: I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.
- Yallgotfakepoo 06/28/2008
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- The Supermarket Stripper
- A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he...
- Ryan1966 06/25/2008
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- Bentley baby
- what's the difference between 100 dead babies and 100 Bentleys? I don't have 100 Bentleys in my garage.
- bryanross1985 06/19/2008
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- Ugly baby
- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the...
- guywithknife 06/19/2008
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- Bachelor
- A handsome, well-to-do man decided that it was time to find a PREFECT woman to get married to and start a family. He searched all of the east coast...
- waverlygirl 06/17/2008
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- Emo MOMZZ and DADZZ
- 1 emo guy bumpes into an emo girl and there all like look out bitch! and then they both cry and makeout and she go's all preago and he desides thay...
- zozserizum14 06/16/2008
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- Baby planes
- A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window)...
- ghoul_69 06/15/2008
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- Gender of the Baby
- A pregnant brunette, redhead, and blonde were all in the waiting room of an OBGYN's office, discussing whether they thought they were going to have a...
- kb2o 06/14/2008
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- Gender of the Baby
- A pregnant brunette, redhead, and blonde were all in the waiting room of an OBGYN's office, discussing whether they thought they were going to have a...
- 1994300ex 06/13/2008
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- Baby learns to walk
- What do you get when you kick a baby down a flight of stairs? -an erection
- Milt0nz 06/11/2008
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- retard cow
- One day a mother cow and her 3 baby cows were in a meadow. The first baby cow goes, "mama why did you name me Daisy?" Then the mama cow...
- angeisonfire_XX 06/10/2008
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- Dead Baby Jokes
- ***Please keep in mind these are just JOKES*** Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? A: One dead baby in 10 dumpsters. Q:...
- i_pwn_azns 06/07/2008
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- Dead baby
- 1. Q: What is red and white and huddled in the corner? A: A dead baby 2. Q: What is red and green and huddled in the corner? A: The...
- WeBeBlazin567 06/07/2008
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- Soft Spot
- Why do babies have soft spots on their heads? So you can carry 5 in each hand.
- twiztid4lyfe 06/03/2008
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- Smashing Babies
- What do you get when you smash a bunch of dead babies on the curbside? Idk what you get, but I get a boner!
- CatBus308 06/03/2008
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- Baby in a bowl
- How do you get a baby in a bowl? Blender. How do you get it out? Tostitos.
- pewterman13 06/01/2008
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- Dead Babies
- Q: What's the worst part about being on a beach when 100 dead babies wash ashore? A: Hiding the erection.
- Rape_Party 06/01/2008
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- Dead Baby Joke
- Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: I take my boots off when I stomp on a trampoline.
- Rape_Party 06/01/2008
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- Confused Teenager
- A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their...
- jimmysamurai 05/28/2008
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- Dead baby joke
- Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
- 420420420420 05/27/2008
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- Observing The Baby
- Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the...
- 1994300ex 05/26/2008
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- Babies
- Why do you boil water when a baby is being born? So if it dies you can make soup.
- lullaby_lie 05/25/2008
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