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- A man goes to a golf pro for some advice. "Well, what should I do?" asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied,...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
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- Taylor Swifts New Single
- As many of you probably heard, Taylor Swift recently broke up with Harry from one direction. Her next hit single will in all likelihood be called...
- jiggersnot 01/16/2013
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- Baseball
- I kept wondering why the basebal kept getting bigger...and then it hit me...
- nustierleonard 05/07/2012
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- In the Barber Shop!
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks....
- shell27 04/07/2012
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- "Looks like yours, hun!"
- A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor....
- rogerb22 03/11/2012
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- Basket ball and Chickens
- Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Cause he saw the Ref was blowing fowls
- jimbob77 10/10/2011
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- 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
- Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll...
- deltachidawg73 02/15/2011
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- What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
- ::Choking sounds::
- jiggersnot 12/14/2010
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- Shit House Wall Literature...
- People that write on Shit-House Walls, Roll their Shit into little Balls, Those who read these Words of Wit, Eat those little Balls of...
- wxb200 05/13/2010
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- Closest Shave Ever
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the...
- djohn23 05/04/2010
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- Johnny's Letter
- Johnny wrote Santa a letter: "Dear Santa. My name's Johnny and I'm very poor, so my family can't afford to buy me expensive presents. I know...
- P00KY 04/03/2010
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- Brasil vs Poland Soccer Game
- 2010 Soccer World Cup Eliminations. The last match in the group is Poland vs Brasil. Turned out somebody had broken into the Brasilian team's locker...
- P00KY 04/02/2010
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- Cinderella
- Long time ago there was a girl named Cinderella. Her mean stepsisters went to the prince's party, but her evil stepmother told Cinderella to stay at...
- P00KY 03/25/2010
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- Golfball to the balls
- A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly...
- guinness13494 01/18/2010
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- Cinderella
- Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A: She choked.
- WeeKing420 12/01/2009
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- Whats the difference
- Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a hooker? Nothing, they both get Picked Up, Fingered and then Banged down some alley!
- wally1709 11/12/2009
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- Cinderella at the Ball
- What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Agghhugghhuug (Gagging on balls sound)
- KingJalopy 09/08/2009
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- Moses and Jesus Playing Golf
- It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his...
- BrandonAR 08/09/2009
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- Cinderella
- Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A. Gagged
- dcervenka05 02/16/2009
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- To All My Drinking buddies
- I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.... Scared the shit out of...
- EasthighRizer 02/05/2009
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- Rescuing a Genie
- A husband and his beautiful wife were playing golf when the women hits the ball and it flies out to a nearby home and breaks the glass window. The...
- djohn23 01/30/2009
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- big mistake
- A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat....
- DarkShadow 01/21/2009
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- Pet monkey
- A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's nursing it the monkey runs wild: he jumps up on the pool table and grabs...
- Riley 01/19/2009
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- Simplicity
- When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem,...
- Fuglitious 12/30/2008
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- Bowling ball
- Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? A: You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitch fork.
- TEgnoto89 12/22/2008
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- Golf Ball Through a Garden Hose
- Doug was a single guy. He had a good job, he was fun to be around, and wasn't bad looking. He was in his early 30's and never married. He went...
- fiberpro74 12/16/2008
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- The barber shop.
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the...
- Riley 12/16/2008
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- GUTS OR BALLS
- Guts or balls. There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between...
- GagOnMyShaft 10/03/2008
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- Measurements
- A guy was in a bar playing pool with his pet monkey. The monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and swallows it. The bartender freaks and...
- Shadeofdespair 09/22/2008
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- Free Butter
- One day a man was out playing golf, when he sliced his shot off into a patch of buttercups. Rather disgusted with himself, he went in search of...
- TigRoux 09/22/2008
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- Two Green Balls
- Q: What do you have when you have one giant green ball in one hand and another giant green ball in the other hand? A: Complete control of the...
- gizbo1328 09/18/2008
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- groundhog day
- What do you get when you cross a black man with a groundhog? Six more weeks of basketball season.
- vampdyer 09/05/2008
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- The Seventh Day
- On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football." And it was good. Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule...
- WonderBizzle 08/24/2008
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- Black Ball Field
- What do you call a football field with black people under it? Afro-turf!
- Chumaroo54 08/11/2008
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- Cinderella
- Where did Cinderella do when she got to the ball Choked
- PhilboFagons 08/10/2008
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- A secret
- Two old friends sit on a bench talking when one of them says: " I have a secret I need to tell you. Together, you and I have 5...
- manneklint 08/07/2008
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- sexy girl translater
- We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy...
- ismelllikeass 07/25/2008
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