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    • doctor advise
    • so the doctor seid i has too wach wat i eat, so now i eat in front of a mirrer. *holds fore laffter and applase*
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    • Monster Banana
    • How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
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    • Do you have any bananas
    • A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks...
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    • Sherlock Holmes
    • “Good evening ladies”, Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench. “Do you know them?” Dr. Watson...
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    • 8 Monkeys
    • (This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.) Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder,...
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    • Bananas
    • Q:How Many Banana's does it take to change a lightbulb? A:A bunch!
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    • Misunderstanding
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    • Monkey kid
    • A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically. He says,...
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    • Ugly Baby
    • A woman and her infant daughter are on a trans-Atlantic flight. A man seated nearby gets the woman's attention and says, "Lady, I hate...
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    • Cannibal Island
    • there are three man whose boat has landed on an island full of Cannibals. The cannibals offer to let them go if they go into the jungle and find...
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    • Skinny-dipping
    • An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm, which happened to have a large pond in the back, properly shaped and designed for swimming and...
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    • Senior Breakfast
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    • Hypocrite
    • A hypocrite is a mortician who tries to look sad at a $7,000 funeral.
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    • The Young Priest
    • The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea you had to replace the first four pews with plush, bucket...
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    • Prayers
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    • Kid-Speak
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    • The Blessing
    • A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the...
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    • Idiot kids.
    • The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left...
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    • The Water Pistol
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    • Grandma's Age
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    • Children's Sermon
    • One Easter Sunday morning, as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg, He...
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    • Elementary Watson
    • "Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench. "Do you know them?"...
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    • eating habits
    • A man goes to his doctor with a banana stuck in each ear and grapes stuck up his nose. He tells the doctor,''i feel terrible.'' The doctor...
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    • ere once was a cat named ...whocares! he doesnt need one hes coolcat and he took over the world by making everyone alergic to bananas so oh no!...
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