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- How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
- picbutt 10/28/2010
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- Tastes Sweet?
- Knock Knock, <> Blood, Blood who? Hitler.
- Aldryn_LeninII 02/23/2010
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- Do you have any bananas
- A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the...
- ph3NOM 12/31/2009
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- Sherlock Holmes
- “Good evening ladies”, Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench. “Do you know them?” Dr. Watson asked. “No”,...
- tippong21 04/23/2009
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- Misunderstanding
- Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...
- Scotito60 12/17/2008
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- Banana says to the Vibrator
- What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you all shaken up about, shes going to eat me.
- jaustin 12/04/2008
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- What did the phone give to the banana? AIDS!!!
- Xanithor 11/16/2008
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- Differences Between Men and Women
- NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will...
- Monkhouse 09/22/2008
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- Monkey kid
- A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically. He says,...
- blacksheep101 09/01/2008
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- Ugly Baby
- A woman and her infant daughter are on a trans-Atlantic flight. A man seated nearby gets the woman's attention and says, "Lady, I hate to...
- castlethree 08/16/2008
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- Cannibal Island
- there are three man whose boat has landed on an island full of Cannibals. The cannibals offer to let them go if they go into the jungle and find a...
- tarzard1 07/20/2008
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- Skinny-dipping
- An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm, which happened to have a large pond in the back, properly shaped and designed for swimming and fixed up...
- Omgimzors 06/28/2008
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- Omgimzors 06/28/2008
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- The Young Priest
- The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea you had to replace the first four pews with plush, bucket theater...
- Omgimzors 06/28/2008
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- A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the...
- Omgimzors 06/28/2008
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- Omgimzors 06/28/2008
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- Omgimzors 06/28/2008
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- Grandma's Age
- Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "Thirty-nine and holding." Johnny thought for a moment, and then...
- Omgimzors 06/28/2008
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- Omgimzors 06/28/2008
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- Elementary Watson
- "Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench. "Do you know them?" Dr....
- ghoul_69 06/10/2008
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- Bananas
- What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts
- benwah3000 05/09/2008
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- Banana
- What do you call a banana in a tree? A banana in a tree!!!
- kurtisnathan 05/03/2008
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- What do you call a banana in a tree? A banana in a tree!!!
- kurtisnathan 05/03/2008
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- eating habits
- A man goes to his doctor with a banana stuck in each ear and grapes stuck up his nose. He tells the doctor,''i feel terrible.'' The doctor replies...
- jmc1 04/06/2008
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- banana
- ere once was a cat named ...whocares! he doesnt need one hes coolcat and he took over the world by making everyone alergic to bananas so oh no!...
- bananaman34 12/16/2007
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