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- Help Shark!
- I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
- Majorfathead 01/05/2013
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- The Three Wishes
- A credit card company executive, a used car salesman, and a middle-class factory worker come across a lamp while vacationing on a beach. They fuss...
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- Blonde On Vacation
- A blonde took a dream vacation to the island of Tahiti where she spent every morning walking up and down the pristine beaches. She took tons of...
- scubadude 07/24/2011
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- legless beach girl
- there's a girl with no legs who is laying out on a beach. she sees a guy walk by and says "excuse me, ive never been hugged before, can i have a...
- doggiestyle469 04/30/2011
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- Speedo, Really?
- Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn't even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the...
- BMMcCarty 02/16/2011
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- There Are Lots
- One day an American, a Japanese and a Filipino were hanging out at the beach. The American got so mad with the person talking to him, so he threw...
- Misty_cute 03/25/2010
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- Jamaican Sandals
- A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small ...
- matman747 03/17/2010
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- Low Parking Fees
- *The London Times:* Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses. It was...
- grumpystiltskin 08/14/2009
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- Stranded Lawyers
- Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their...
- rondetto 07/31/2009
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- the girl
- a guy goes dowm to the water and sees a girl with no arms and no legs he asks her "do you need some help" and she says "yes could you...
- popdaddy123 07/02/2009
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- Michael jackson Joke
- What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson? Get out of my son?
- coastal 06/28/2009
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- Policeman's wife
- A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he...
- rockzilla411 06/07/2009
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- Cowboys and Indians V2
- I re-did this joke here, I heard a lot of comments saying it needs work so here it is: There are 2 cowboys and an Indian on the coastline, the...
- waserd8 05/24/2009
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- Cowboys and Indians
- There are 2 cowboys and an Indian on the coast, the first cowboy tells everyone to go look for scallops for dinner, an hour later the first cowboy...
- waserd8 05/23/2009
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- He's Armless
- A man wit no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young woman who take pity on him. The first says to him,...
- bangoskank99 04/29/2009
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- The Italian Man who went to Malta
- One day an Italian Man went to a restaurant in Malta and wanted two pieces of toast, and the waiter gives him one, and the Italian man says "I...
- Vampiregrunge95 04/16/2009
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- Jewish Widow on the Beach
- A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up,...
- yuri_vaultin 02/26/2009
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- Men at the beach
- Q. How do men exercise at the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
- caroldaniel67 02/01/2009
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- No Arms, No legs
- A guy is running on the beach and see’s a girl with no arms and legs crying. He stops and asks whats wrong. She says "I have never been hugged...
- juffan 12/31/2008
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- Joke Old man at the sex club
- An old retired guy's wife dies and he collects a bunch of money from her life insurance. He decides to join an expensive nudism/sex club on a...
- scrapple 12/21/2008
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- On the Beach
- What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Get outta my sun!
- miniminkas 12/10/2008
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- Limbless Beach
- A guy's walking along the beach and sees a woman with no arms or legs. He walks up to her...on his own, obviously she couldn't wave him over...and...
- miniminkas 12/10/2008
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- Blind man at a nude beach.
- How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.
- mellmellz 11/29/2008
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- Yo Mama Fat Beach!
- Yo Mama So Fat she lays on the beach and people run around saying Free Willy!
- SlaSh656 11/15/2008
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- A WOMAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS
- A WOMAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IS ON THE BEACH SO SHE HOPS OVER TO THE LIFEGUARD AND SAYS"PLEASE FUCK ME" SO THE LIFEGUARD IGNORES HER...
- ANGELO131111 11/03/2008
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- A Man at the Beach
- One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought...
- Tslice 10/28/2008
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- Arrested on the beach
- Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi. "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one seen...
- mortgagemescott 10/09/2008
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- A Bee in her Vagina
- A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his...
- djohn23 10/08/2008
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- 2 lesbos 2 gay guys
- if two lesbians and two gay guys are going to the beach, who will get there first? the gay guys, they already had their shit packed!!
- dreauxs 10/01/2008
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- Beach Blondes
- There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to...
- dcervenka05 09/27/2008
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- Iraq and Hiroshima
- What do Iraq and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing yet!
- davida8575 09/21/2008
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- Picking The Easier Path
- A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He opened it and a genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said,...
- Shadeofdespair 09/16/2008
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- Picking The Easier Task
- A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man...
- Shadeofdespair 09/16/2008
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- Almost There!!
- A couple were having a dinner party and the wife wanted everything to be perfect for her guests. She realized that she didn't have any snails so she...
- Shadeofdespair 09/15/2008
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- THE WIFE, THE WASP AND THE DOCTOR
- A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also...
- BIC1559 07/24/2008
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- Kid in a nude beach
- One day, a kid's mom and dad took him to a nude beach. The kid went to play in the water and when he came back told his mom "I just saw a woman...
- stefanodonato 06/24/2008
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- Sex on the Beach
- A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been...
- Mishker 06/16/2008
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- Pickle in the pants
- There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks,...
- lilcurl 05/13/2008
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- It's all about the Cat
- A widowed lady was sunbathing on a beach in Florida. She looked up, and noticed that a man about her age had walked up,placed his blanket on the sand...
- Ryan1966 05/07/2008
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