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    • Help Shark!
    • I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
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    • The Three Wishes
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    • Blonde On Vacation
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    • legless beach girl
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    • Speedo, Really?
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    • There Are Lots
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    • Jamaican Sandals
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    • Low Parking Fees
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    • Stranded Lawyers
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    • the girl
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    • Policeman's wife
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    • Cowboys and Indians V2
    • I re-did this joke here, I heard a lot of comments saying it needs work so here it is: There are 2 cowboys and an Indian on the coastline, the...
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    • Cowboys and Indians
    • There are 2 cowboys and an Indian on the coast, the first cowboy tells everyone to go look for scallops for dinner, an hour later the first...
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    • He's Armless
    • A man wit no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young woman who take pity on him. The first says to...
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    • Jewish Widow on the Beach
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    • No Arms, No legs
    • A guy is running on the beach and see’s a girl with no arms and legs crying. He stops and asks whats wrong. She says "I have never been...
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    • Joke Old man at the sex club
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    • Limbless Beach
    • A guy's walking along the beach and sees a woman with no arms or legs. He walks up to her...on his own, obviously she couldn't wave him...
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    • A Man at the Beach
    • One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought...
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    • Wasp
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    • A Bee in her Vagina
    • A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on...
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    • 2 lesbos 2 gay guys
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    • Beach Blondes
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    • Picking The Easier Path
    • A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He opened it and a genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said,...
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    • Picking The Easier Task
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    • Almost There!!
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    • Kid in a nude beach
    • One day, a kid's mom and dad took him to a nude beach. The kid went to play in the water and when he came back told his mom "I just saw a...
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    • Sex on the Beach
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    • Pickle in the pants
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    • It's all about the Cat
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