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    • Help Shark!

    • I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
    • Majorfathead
      Uploaded 01/05/2013
      • 421 Views
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    • The Three Wishes

    • A credit card company executive, a used car salesman, and a middle-class factory worker come across a lamp while vacationing on a beach. They...
    • sansevieria
      Uploaded 10/06/2011
      • 636 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Blonde On Vacation

    • A blonde took a dream vacation to the island of Tahiti where she spent every morning walking up and down the pristine beaches. She took tons of...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/24/2011
      • 513 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • legless beach girl

    • there's a girl with no legs who is laying out on a beach. she sees a guy walk by and says "excuse me, ive never been hugged before, can i...
    • doggiestyle469
      Uploaded 04/30/2011
      • 1.8k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Speedo, Really?

    • Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn't even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if...
    • BMMcCarty
      Uploaded 02/16/2011
      • 1.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • There Are Lots

    • One day an American, a Japanese and a Filipino were hanging out at the beach. The American got so mad with the person talking to him, so he...
    • Misty_cute
      Uploaded 03/25/2010
      • 1.3k Views
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    • Jamaican Sandals

    • A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a...
    • matman747
      Uploaded 03/17/2010
      • 2.5k Views
      • 16 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Low Parking Fees

    • *The London Times:* Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses. It...
    • grumpystiltskin
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
      • 941 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Stranded Lawyers

    • Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/31/2009
      • 806 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • the girl

    • a guy goes dowm to the water and sees a girl with no arms and no legs he asks her "do you need some help" and she says "yes could...
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 07/02/2009
      • 769 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Policeman's wife

    • A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/07/2009
      • 961 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cowboys and Indians V2

    • I re-did this joke here, I heard a lot of comments saying it needs work so here it is: There are 2 cowboys and an Indian on the coastline, the...
    • waserd8
      Uploaded 05/24/2009
      • 730 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cowboys and Indians

    • There are 2 cowboys and an Indian on the coast, the first cowboy tells everyone to go look for scallops for dinner, an hour later the first...
    • waserd8
      Uploaded 05/23/2009
      • 752 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • He's Armless

    • A man wit no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young woman who take pity on him. The first says to...
    • bangoskank99
      Uploaded 04/29/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jewish Widow on the Beach

    • A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up,...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/26/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Men at the beach

    • Q. How do men exercise at the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
    • caroldaniel67
      Uploaded 02/01/2009
      • 724 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • No Arms, No legs

    • A guy is running on the beach and see’s a girl with no arms and legs crying. He stops and asks whats wrong. She says "I have never been...
    • juffan
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
      • 4.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Joke Old man at the sex club

    • An old retired guy's wife dies and he collects a bunch of money from her life insurance. He decides to join an expensive nudism/sex club on a...
    • scrapple
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • On the Beach

    • What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Get outta my sun!
    • miniminkas
      Uploaded 12/10/2008
      • 621 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Limbless Beach

    • A guy's walking along the beach and sees a woman with no arms or legs. He walks up to her...on his own, obviously she couldn't wave him...
    • miniminkas
      Uploaded 12/10/2008
      • 760 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Yo Mama Fat Beach!

    • Yo Mama So Fat she lays on the beach and people run around saying Free Willy!
    • SlaSh656
      Uploaded 11/15/2008
      • 274 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Man at the Beach

    • One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought...
    • Tslice
      Uploaded 10/28/2008
      • 447 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wasp

    • A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/19/2008
      • 966 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Arrested on the beach

    • Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi. "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 10/09/2008
      • 597 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Bee in her Vagina

    • A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 10/08/2008
      • 4k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 2 lesbos 2 gay guys

    • if two lesbians and two gay guys are going to the beach, who will get there first? the gay guys, they already had their shit packed!!
    • dreauxs
      Uploaded 10/01/2008
      • 877 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Beach Blondes

    • There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 09/27/2008
      • 513 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Picking The Easier Path

    • A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He opened it and a genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said,...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/16/2008
      • 625 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Picking The Easier Task

    • A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/16/2008
      • 559 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Almost There!!

    • A couple were having a dinner party and the wife wanted everything to be perfect for her guests. She realized that she didn't have any snails so...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/15/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • THE WIFE, THE WASP AND THE DOCTOR

    • A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 07/24/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Kid in a nude beach

    • One day, a kid's mom and dad took him to a nude beach. The kid went to play in the water and when he came back told his mom "I just saw a...
    • stefanodonato
      Uploaded 06/24/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sex on the Beach

    • A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been...
    • Mishker
      Uploaded 06/16/2008
      • 795 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pickle in the pants

    • There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks,...
    • lilcurl
      Uploaded 05/13/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • It's all about the Cat

    • A widowed lady was sunbathing on a beach in Florida. She looked up, and noticed that a man about her age had walked up,placed his blanket on the...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 05/07/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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