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- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear
- eat_my_sploom 05/17/2012
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- Bear,Rabbit and Genie
- One afternoon, a bear was chasing a rabbit through the woods. As the rabbit dove through a bush in an attempt to escape, he collided with an old...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Grizzly Fishing
- How does a Grizzly catch fish? With it's BEAR hands!
- Urbanus1234 12/31/2011
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- bear joke
- What did the Papa Bear say to the Daughter Bear when she asked if she could go out for a night out on the town? Of course you can't! You're...
- blandest69 10/08/2011
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- Blonde Bear
- Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- The Bear And The Rabbit
- There was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other and one day, walking through the forest they lived in they found a magical lamp. After a bit of...
- earthwormjerm 04/11/2011
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- Two Campers Meet A Bear
- Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the...
- BMMcCarty 02/15/2011
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- Punny Bear
- A bear walks into a bar an says to the bar tender, "I would like a bourbon and...... a coke." The bar tender says "What's up with the...
- FuckUSAFA 10/15/2010
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- bear and rabbit
- A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit beside each other,the bear ask the rabbit if he has a problem with shit sticking to his furr? The rabbit says...
- chubbychaser 09/18/2010
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- Bear and the Rabbit
- A Bear is chasing a Rabbit through the woods. The Rabbit trips over a magic lamp. The genie offers the Bear and the Rabbit 3 wishes each. The...
- krysis17 08/05/2010
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- long paws
- so a bear walks into a bar, and asks the bartender.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. can i have a beer? the bartender says what's with the long paws?
- longhornballin 07/24/2010
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- Little Polar Bear
- Alex, the polar bear, went outside his cave to have a little fun. He started jumping from one ice floe onto another. After a few moments, the...
- P00KY 05/02/2010
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- The Bear Is a Dick
- The bear, being the biggest in the forest one day decides to hold a meeting. He summons all the forest animals and tells them: "From now on all...
- kalavitt 03/13/2010
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- Yo Mama
- Yo mama's head so small she got her ear pierced and died.
- strawberrypoptat 03/02/2010
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- Muhammed teddy bear
- Police have ordered shops to remove all Muhammed teddy bears from sale. They don't want shopkeepers to make a prophet out of it all.
- guinness13494 11/08/2009
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- Rive
- There was this river, and about 12 inches above this river was a fly. And there was a trout in the river, and the trout said, "man if that fly...
- comeherewuss19 08/03/2009
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- A panda walks into a bar...
- A panda walks into a bar and orders some food, after he's done eating he shoots the bartender and starts leaving. "Hey, you can't do...
- heeyoh386 07/30/2009
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- Bear hunting
- Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right...
- twitch1230 07/16/2009
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- Moral of the story
- One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said...
- lVloNsTe12 06/16/2009
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- No beers for bears in this bar
- One hot summer day a bear walks into a bar and up to the bartender and says bartender I want a beer! The bartender is alittle taken aback with a...
- akaears2 05/12/2009
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- The Infamous LAPD
- In a bid to get more budget money from the government, the CIA, the FBI and the LAPD wanted to hold a massive competition to decide who deserved the...
- ANATHEMAxBANE 03/29/2009
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- Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
- Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were...
- yuri_vaultin 03/04/2009
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- Bear Hunting
- Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and...
- twcdotcom 02/24/2009
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- Belligerent Bear
- A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and...
- dcervenka05 01/26/2009
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- Rabbit and Bear
- A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your...
- caroldaniel67 01/21/2009
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- mamma bear
- what does a girl bear on the pill have in common with the world series no cubs
- ebaumer3596 01/13/2009
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- The Sensitive Man
- A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his...
- Fartcandy 01/01/2009
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- The Bear And The Rabbit
- A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running and get back here!" yelled the bear. "Never!" shouted the rabbit. As the rabbit...
- mayhem123 12/19/2008
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- Bear and a Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods
- A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your...
- beef1187 12/12/2008
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- Human Race
- Two guys are out hiking and they get chased by a bear. They take off and scurry up a tree. The bear starts climbing the tree up after them. One of...
- miniminkas 12/12/2008
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- Christian Bear
- An atheist was taking a walk through the woods "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As...
- jrez2193 11/30/2008
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- Giant White Animal
- What do you call a giant white animal that looks like a tooth? A MOLERbear!!
- AvengedAnger 11/27/2008
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- Bear And Rabbit Shitting
- A bear and rabbit are shiting together in the woods when the bear looks at the rabbit and asked. Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your...
- halfamillDOTcom 11/13/2008
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- Communist joke 2
- So I was walking through the mountains of Russia with my girlfriend, when I saw a communist being mauled by four bears. The girlfriend asked if...
- Falthor 11/06/2008
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- squirrells nuts
- Why did the bear eat the squirrell? Because the bear didn't want the squirrell to eat his nuts.
- longhornballin 11/06/2008
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- How To Catch A Bear
- How to catch a bear: 1. Dig a hole. 2. Put peas all around the edge of the hole. 3. Fill the hole with ashes. 4. When the bear comes to take a...
- BensCrazyVideos 10/23/2008
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- Teddy Bears
- After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his flat, and as he's showing her around, she notices...
- dyn4life 10/10/2008
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- Good Friend
- Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the...
- Ty_Kane 09/29/2008
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- rabbit vs bear
- Once upon a time there was a Bear and a Rabbit. one day as the Rabbit annoyed the bear, the Bear had enough and began to run after the Rabbit. When...
- toniabest 09/11/2008
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