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- "Diet Pills" by nustier
- Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
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- Beyonce encounter
- So I saw Beyonce at a coffee shop yesterday and she was looking on the ground and all over for something so I asked her what she was looking for. She...
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- Old man confused
- There was a salty old man sitting in a wheel chair at a retirement home one day when this gorgeous young blond woman walks in and says "Today is your...
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- Beautiful Women
- Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man...
- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- family joke
- A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- Work office joke joke
- Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- blonde joke joke
- A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- funny bar joke joke
- A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- Parrot and His pet
- A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says wow thats nice where did you get it ? And the parrot says...
- TO88 10/23/2010
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- You're Beautiful
- A husband was coming out of anesthesia after some tests in the hospital. His wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open and he...
- roryorgan 06/11/2009
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- GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
- Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is...
- abbottwar 04/20/2009
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- The Lone Ranger's Last Request
- The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone...
- abbottwar 04/13/2009
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- Engineer and Frog
- An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."...
- philipsmith8 04/07/2009
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- Financial Planning
- Dan was a single guy living at home with his fater and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when...
- frost1102 03/01/2009
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- A Blonde Milk Bath
- Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan...
- lmfaoman 01/01/2009
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- a doctor visit gone wrong
- This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism...
- mayhem123 10/25/2008
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- Not This Time
- A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant,...
- Shadeofdespair 09/15/2008
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- The Big Beautiful Blue Ape
- A local Zoo had just got a new main attraction. It was a Big Beautiful Blue ape. The only problem about this ape was that the lot it was on was too...
- g_man47 08/26/2008
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- Little Ralphy on Grammar 2
- LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR 2 One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word...
- Tom7997 08/03/2008
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- Beautifully Stupid
- A husband turned to his wife and said, "How can you be so incredibly beautiful and so incredibly stupid at the same time?" "It's...
- a4nik8r 07/14/2008
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- 12 Pack of Bud Light
- Husband and wife are shopping in WalMart when the man picks up a 12 pack of Bud Lite and sticks it into the shopping cart. 'What do you think...
- heyyyfalcooone 06/30/2008
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- Sharing Hotel Rooms
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- ghoul_69 05/30/2008
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- little johnny - beautiful
- One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence...
- butterflybaby87 05/12/2008
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- Vocabulary lesson
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- Bulldog2001 03/03/2008
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- The Crooked Store Owner
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- brandonm09 01/13/2008
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