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    • Bethspeak Spoken Here

    • For some reason, I am able to understand drug-addled higgledy piggledy oogie boogie speech. Distributed by Tubemogul.
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 09/03/2010
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    • Poppyfield Dreaming

    • Beth clutches her purseful of "meds" as she dreams of de-testicled one eyed midget Indian goat ropers from New York wearing earphones. ...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 09/03/2010
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    • Is You Dead Yet?

    • Napping 30, 40, even 90 hours at a time, Beth does a pretty good imitation of a dead person. Distributed by Tubemogul.
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 09/02/2010
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    • Finding Her Teeth

    • Beth's chops keep getting away from her. I wouldn't want to hang out in that mouth either. Distributed by Tubemogul.
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 08/29/2010
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    • Death Scene

    • Beth practices her death scene, on her deathbed, hour after hour, day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year.... ...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 07/16/2010
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    • Smoke Run

    • Beth sends momma out into the rainstorm for cigarettes so that she can remain in bed another day or two. An episode of my Beth In Crisis series. ...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/25/2010
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    • Its Alive!

    • After being entombed 3 days 3 nights in a shallow grave of urine-stained blankets, Bethzilla begins her resurrection with a soda pop. An episode...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/24/2010
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    • Friday Morning Puke Check

    • Beth hasn't been out of bed in 3 days. Momma I take turns checking to see if she is still alive. An episode of my Redneckery On Parade series. ...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/21/2010
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    • DUI Prevention

    • My sister Beth attempts a late night beer cigarette run in momma's new used truck while under the influence of too many Xanax momma tries to...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/21/2010
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    • Requiem For An Olds

    • It took her 2 months, but my sister Beth finally killed mom's Oldsmobile. Killed it dead. Blew the head. Distributed by Tubemogul.
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/20/2010
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    • Lazy Crackers

    • Momma yawns through another lazy taxpayer-subsidized day of babysitting Beth. Life is good in the piney woods of east Texas. An episode in my...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/20/2010
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    • Dipstick

    • My sister Beth will tear up a car quick with her neglect. She never met a dipstick that she would check. An episode of my Piney Woods Redneckery...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/19/2010
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    • The Fairy Wall

    • At great risk to my own personal health, I bring you my sister's inner sanctum of witchcraft fairies. Distributed by Tubemogul.
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/15/2010
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    • Beth Reorganized

    • Back from her holiday at the beaches of Dallas, Texas, Beth delves into her paperwork. It takes a lot of paperwork to be Beth. Distributed by...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/03/2010
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    • Twisted Amenities

    • In my sister's twisted mind, anything she buys for herself to wear or eat is an "amenity" to us since she didn't force us to pay for it. ...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 11/17/2009
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    • The Delusional Yard Sale

    • Beth and momma try their hand at yard sale selling again, this time with nothing to sell. That's redneck optimism! Distributed by Tubemogul.
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 11/15/2009
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    • Shrill

    • If you listen REAL careful, you'll hear the shrill call of the piney woods Mommagimmeedoforme Bird. Distributed by Tubemogul.
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 11/13/2009
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    • Bluster

    • Before the new fridge came, Beth managed the old one like she manages everything, through uninformed declaration and proclamation. "It works...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 11/12/2009
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    • Beth Outs Momma

    • Beth tries to blackmail momma into giving up some recreational drugs by calling momma's best friend, Churchlady Irene, and spilling the family...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 11/11/2009
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    • Itchy Spot

    • A song about critters large and small in the piney woods of east Texas. Written and performed by JimmerSD who can be reached at...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 09/09/2009
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    • Back From The Nuthouse Again

    • Fresh off the bus from the nuthouse with a full bag of post-rehab store-bought drugs in her sweaty hands, Beth declares herself "fully recovered"...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 08/26/2009
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    • Perennial Dropout

    • My sister Beth can't seem to unravel the mystery of how to get the government school grant money without having to actually go to school. There's...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 08/13/2009
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    • Missing Drugs

    • Every morning between 1 a.m. and 5 a.m. I am awakened by the following argument between my mother and my sister. EVERY MORNING. THE EXACT SAME...
    • marquisdejolie
      Uploaded 06/18/2009
      • 2.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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