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    • Marathon.
    • I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance. Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought 'Fuck it. I could win that!'
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    • Wal-Mart Greeter
    • A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the...
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    • Helen Keller jokes
    • Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. she needs the other to moan with. Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off...
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    • Blind man
    • A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his...
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    • The Plane
    • A blind man was flying in a small plane with his brother, the pilot, when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died. After finally...
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    • McMahon True Story
    • I work at a banquet hall, where there are meetings, seminars, events, etc. Well, one event had something to do with the visually impaired. So,...
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    • blind guy in blonde bar
    • A blink man enters a lady's bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want...
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    • blonde at a crosswalk
    • While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told that it was to let blind...
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    • The Blind man
    • Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior was that they must not get even a drop of...
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    • Blind Man
    • Woman having a shower hears a knock at the door "Who is it?" she says "It's the blind man." someone replies, she thinks to...
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    • Blind Masturbating
    • Dad says to his son, "Don't masterbate to much because you will go blind." Son says, "I'm over here?"
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    • Blind In Texas
    • There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are...
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    • Blind Man Parachuting
    • A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:...
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    • Blind Man In Store
    • A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The...
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    • Little Stevie Wonder
    • A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will...
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    • Stupid Joke
    • What was the name of Helen Keller's favorite book? Around the backyard in 80 days.
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    • Blind Joke 2
    • A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"...
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    • Blind Joke
    • A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The...
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    • Blind Man and nine kids
    • A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they...
    • roxanna_us 02/15/2010
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    • Blind man Takes a piss
    • Im enjoying this forum its given me loads of jokes to tell lol so i thought ild join seems like bit of func just some funny ones Michael...
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    • blind pilots
    • An airplane is full of passengers. Two blind pilots with canes and sunglasses walk in the plane and enter cockpit. Passengers get...
    • naypah 11/05/2009
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    • The Blind Skydiver
    • A blind man was describing his favorite sport of skydiving. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that everything was done for him....
    • thelegendery 09/23/2009
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    • blind horse named buddy
    • An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He...
    • 12gauge89 09/04/2009
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    • Nuns and the blind man
    • Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of...
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    • Dad and Son
    • It's late at night and a dad is listening outside of his sons door thinking his son is masturbating. So his dad barges in and says, "Son...
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    • blind man and his dog
    • a cop is directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his seeing-eye dog waiting to cross. To his horror, he...
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    • Shopping trip
    • A blind man walks into an upscale store with his guide dog. He stands in the front of the store for a while, then grabs his dog's tail. He...
    • benstroking 03/21/2009
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    • Blind Skydivers
    • Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!
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    • Seeing Eye Dog Misbehaves
    • A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started...
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    • Poor Golf Hilarity
    • A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow...
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    • Blind vs. Blonde
    • An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/13/2009
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    • Airline Pilots
    • Passengers on a small plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them the...
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