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    • pawn Takes King Part 47
    • Donny walked through the slush of the sidewalk. The cold feet really were a buzz kill. It was bad, ruining the high. It was everything to him now....
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    • pawn Takes King Part 46
    • Fuck, fuck, fuck. Donny has money, but no drugs. Things are usually the inverse. Dealers would have some, with Donny tripping over himself to pony up...
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    • pawn Takes King Part 46
    • Donny knocked on Chase's door. The redneck answers. He wears a suspicious glance, and another camo t-shirt. "Well, look what the cat dragged in,"...
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    • pawn Takes King Part 45
    • Donny knocked on Chase's door. The redneck answers. He wears a suspicious glance, and another camo t-shirt. "Well, look what the cat dragged in,"...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 44
    • Donny inserts his last 50 cents into a payphone and calls Amanda. It has been a little over 2 hours. The meeting should be finished by now. "Hello?"...
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    • pawn Takes King Part 43
    • The next morning, donny rises before her. After snorting another line, he starts to pick up the house. If he stays here, it will be clean. Even the...
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    • pawn Takes King Part 41
    • Donny met Amanda at the grocery store. Wal-Mart was usually Donny's first choice of store, but his leg was really starting to bother him. Without a...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 40
    • Donny began to wind down, as the pill took effect. He almost dropped a couple TV's because his motor functions were becoming impaired. Greg and Bill...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 38
    • Gus shuts the blazer off, to save gas from idling. Gus strokes his stubble-covered chin, looking as though he is attempting to think up a saying that...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 37
    • The needle seals his fate.     "I'll talk to a lawyer, then." Donny says repugnantly. Donny is read his Miranda rights in front of cruel men. Not all...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 36
    • Donny sleeps in late, but still wakes up before Eugene. The clock on the wall at one time was a florescent martini glass, but had long since broken,...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 35
    • Donny talks to everyone about Greg's store. Normally, Donny would shy away from interaction, especially if he recognized students he used to share...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 34
    • Donny was sleeping well at night, better than at any point in his winter expeditions. He was snoring loudly when a heavy thunking sound permeated his...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 33
    • The next morning, after the biscuit breakfast, Donny sought out Eugene. His house was just a hop, skip, and jump away. A few blocks later, Donny...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 32
    • Donny spent the next several days trying to get word of Greg's condition. Even though it was the technology age, Donny felt he was in the dark ages....
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    • Pawn takesKing part 31
    • Donny reaches the yellow caution tape just in time to see Greg being hauled out on a stretcher. Greg seems panic-stricken, and is kicking his legs...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 24
    • Marissa and Ronald had been soul-mates. They met at a union picnic thrown by Ronald's work. Marissa's brother worked at the same factory, and they...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 23
    • Donny panhandles long enough to get 5 more bucks. With sufficient funds, Donny buys a mickey bottle of Vodka. It is the cheap stuff, which ironically...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 22
    • A hand has grasped tightly onto his shoulder, and shakes him continuously. A harsh scent hits him, and Donnie comes to. Officer Burrish has waved a...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 21
    • About 2 blocks later, Donny slows to a trot, then a fast walk. He is covered in sweat despite the cool day. The sun was blazing bright, but being in...
    • artman4444 11/08/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 20
    • The present-day storm finally stopped dumping snow upon Cedar Rapids. What about Global warming? Donny would prefer a sweltering environment than a...
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    • To Download my Book
    • Okay, I feel like an idiot, but I didn't realize that the other link I gave for my PDF  version of Crook Takes Pawn required a deviant art account....
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 19
    • Jessie gave Donny a total of 800 milligrams of Oxy pills, in 3 pill containers. It seemed like a lot, but it wasn't, considering Jessie made off with...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 18
    • Jessie drops beside Donny, shaking the thin metal of the bench. The wooden planks on the seat creaked.     "You look sick, son," Jessie says in a...
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    • Fans of My Books
    •     It seems I have amassed a cult following for my books here on eBaums blog section. I guess that would make me the cult leader??? (JK).    It...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 17
    • The first withdrawal was bad. Donnie had been in Iowa City only a week when the Oxy ran out. The next day after snorting his last pill, the comedown...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 16
    • Originally, Donny used the foil for makeshift weed paraphernalia. If he wrapped a piece of the metal around a pen, it created a tube shape. When...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 15
    • The snowstorm covered the lower quarter of Iowa. Donnie had a small portable radio and listened to the chatter between songs. The DJ's ran off long...
    • artman4444 10/19/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 14
    • The cord reached. Donnie felt calm as he stepped into the tub once more. His breathing was slow. This was the right thing to do. Fuck God. Donnie...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 13
    • The motel was dirty and unpleasant to the normal person's judgement. However, it was a palace to Donnie, a fitting mausoleum for one such as he. The...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 12
    • Donnie asked to be dropped off at the Wal-Mart. Greg did so, and drove away with a wave. Donnie bought a bag of disposable shaving razors. He also...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 11
    •     Donnie supersized his meal. It was a lavish expense for Donnie, but he might not be here come tomorrow. Donnie figured he might as well enjoy...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 10
    • Donnie learned a lot about Greg. Being a listener, it was easy for Donnie to ascertain more. Transition questions were good. Greg was born and raised...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 9
    • Much to Donnie's grief, Gus would not allow a guest to stay in the Blazer Hilton any longer. Gus never had gotten hassle from the cops before that....
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 8
    • Donnie's dreams were interrupted rudely by a tap on the driverside window. Donnie felt bright light flaring against his closed eyelids. Oh no. This...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 7
    •     Donnie wasn't much of a conversationalist, even when in the company of the downtrodden. Donnie sits on a bench, isolated by himself, but within...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 6
    • Donnie walked along the highway, pockets brimming with narcotics, and a head full of badness. He was homeless, but hadn't looked the part back then....
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 5
    • Donnie felt great. Now that he had weed, everything was just dandy. His moods were swinging wildly lately. Donnie began to wonder if all that...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn is Done
    •     Crook Takes Pawn is done. The rough draft is, anyway. Now I guess i've gotta go through and revise, chopping chunks out of this bloated whale of...
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    • Choke the Rich
    • I hope they chokeon the dreams that they brokeUnable to digest,scratches at their throat The fallout will bury The fortunate folkthey who have...
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