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    • Penile Delinquent
    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
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    • Dishes
    • Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
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    • IDK
    • Blonde: What does Idk mean? Boy: I don't know Blonde: Oh my god nobody knows
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    • inspirational
    • A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,...
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    • A Smooth Altar Boy
    • 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?' 'Yes, Father, it...
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    • Man and the boy
    • A boy was playing in front of his house and a man driving his car asked him for directions, The man---Excuse me boy,can you tell me, where is...
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    • no kicking please
    • A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the...
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    • sex ed
    • Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what...
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    • 12 year old boy
    • A 12 year old boy gets hit by a car at a busy intersection. A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, who’s lying...
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    • Mom and three kids
    • There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
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    • Terrible Accident
    • Police arrive at the scene of a terrible one car accident. The car is wrapped around a light pole, a man and woman lay unconscious and a little...
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    • Funniest Joke Ever!
    • At night, a young boy is walking down the side of the road when a police man stops him and asks him why he is out past curfew. "My mom beats...
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    • babies in a crib
    • there are two babies in the same crib. the first baby says are u a boy or a girl. Idk said the second baby the first baby crawls over to the...
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    • Statues
    • For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from...
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    • No touchy
    • I used to hate going to church as a boy all that kneeling,bowing, and shaking. It took an eternity for it to be over I wish the priest could just...
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    • Knock knock
    • Knock knock.... "Who's there?" Little boy blue.. "Little boy blue who?"... "MICHAEL JACKSON"
    • iamjgk 01/06/2011
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    • Alone in the Dark
    • A 40 year old man and a 10 year old boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says to the man. "Mister, I'm scared." The man...
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    • Please pass the mayo
    • A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina and what does...
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    • Sandbox
    • A little boy plays in a sandbox with the little girl from next door. He brags, "I have a big fire engine." The girl responds,...
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    • Backyard lovin'
    • A man from the Internal Revenue Service knocks on a door and it’s opened by a little boy. The man asks the boy, “Where is your mother?” The boy...
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    • Johnny joke w/o johnny
    • A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB...
    • burnt_out 08/07/2010
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    • Boy Becomes Man
    • Boy Becomes Man ( A young boys journey into manhood while on a camping trip ) By Kyle Hoffman Men fart too much. They do it a lot. They laugh...
    • Marleyman314 07/24/2010
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    • Boy 2 Pharmacist!!1
    • Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms. Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want? Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner...
    • luckyboy39 07/22/2010
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    • Ex
    • Plz send sexual pics to my Cheating Ex-Boy. hendobearc@hotmail.com
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    • world stupidest kid
    • A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to...
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    • Boy Visits a Whore House
    • A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a...
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    • PWNED
    • Two ten year olds were arguing about who's parent was older.There was a girl and a boy.Girl:"My mom is fifty years...
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    • Sad Irish Boy
    • An elderly Irish man walking down the street spots a young lad of about 10 years of age crying by the side of the road, so he approaches the boy...
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    • Daddys penis
    • There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't...
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    • Swine flu bitch
    • Forget swine flu ive got bitch flu. Symptoms include temper tantrums runaway mouth, ability to kill with one look & long term not givin a shit
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    • Classics
    • Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He got hit by a fridge What do you call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto
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    • It's Dark In Here
    • A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car...
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    • Who is God
    • A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother...
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