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- Penile Delinquent
- A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went...
- nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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- Dishes
- Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
- nustierleonard 06/02/2012
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- I've been interrogating the dog for 2 hours...
- He still won’t tell me who’s a good boy.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- IDK
- Blonde: What does Idk mean? Boy: I don't know Blonde: Oh my god nobody knows
- xxstacey101xx 04/16/2012
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- inspirational
- A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,...
- showmaster94 04/04/2012
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- A Smooth Altar Boy
- 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?' 'Yes, Father, it...
- rogerb22 03/19/2012
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- Man and the boy
- A boy was playing in front of his house and a man driving his car asked him for directions, The man---Excuse me boy,can you tell me, where is the...
- guitarlover 01/29/2012
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- no kicking please
- A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little...
- FinchCo 11/02/2011
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- 12 year old boy
- A 12 year old boy gets hit by a car at a busy intersection. A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, who’s lying on...
- guitarlover 09/27/2011
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- Mom and three kids
- There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- Terrible Accident
- Police arrive at the scene of a terrible one car accident. The car is wrapped around a light pole, a man and woman lay unconscious and a little boy...
- scubadude 07/23/2011
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- Funniest Joke Ever!
- At night, a young boy is walking down the side of the road when a police man stops him and asks him why he is out past curfew. "My mom beats...
- iRaid 07/11/2011
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- babies in a crib
- there are two babies in the same crib. the first baby says are u a boy or a girl. Idk said the second baby the first baby crawls over to the...
- retardedkkk666 06/23/2011
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- Statues
- For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from...
- williebe93 05/11/2011
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- No touchy
- I used to hate going to church as a boy all that kneeling,bowing, and shaking. It took an eternity for it to be over I wish the priest could just...
- AtheisticGod 01/15/2011
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- A boy and his date were parked on a back road
- A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/11/2011
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- Knock knock
- Knock knock.... "Who's there?" Little boy blue.. "Little boy blue who?"... "MICHAEL JACKSON"
- iamjgk 01/06/2011
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- Single Woman in the Supermarket
- A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of...
- reablove02 01/04/2011
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- Alone in the Dark
- A 40 year old man and a 10 year old boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says to the man. "Mister, I'm scared." The man...
- c_boy 11/18/2010
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- Please pass the mayo
- A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina and what does it...
- syneyed 10/30/2010
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- Little Boy Blue
- Knock knock. Who's there? Little boy blue Little boy blue who? Micheal Jackson
- picbutt 10/25/2010
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- Sandbox
- A little boy plays in a sandbox with the little girl from next door. He brags, "I have a big fire engine." The girl responds,...
- rattlebox02 09/05/2010
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- Backyard lovin'
- A man from the Internal Revenue Service knocks on a door and it’s opened by a little boy. The man asks the boy, “Where is your mother?” The boy says,...
- UNUSERNAME 08/24/2010
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- A Little Boy, Whiskey and a Cigar
- A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of...
- Officer_Farva 08/23/2010
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- Johnny joke w/o johnny
- A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun...
- burnt_out 08/07/2010
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- Boy Becomes Man
- Boy Becomes Man ( A young boys journey into manhood while on a camping trip ) By Kyle Hoffman Men fart too much. They do it a lot. They laugh and...
- Marleyman314 07/24/2010
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- Boy 2 Pharmacist!!1
- Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms. Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want? Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with...
- luckyboy39 07/22/2010
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- Watch where you stick it Father
- Amber, A 16 year old cathlic girl goes to confession. Amber: I called a boy a mother fucker last night. Priest: Why did you do that? Amber:...
- UNUSERNAME 05/09/2010
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- Ex
- Plz send sexual pics to my Cheating Ex-Boy. hendobearc@hotmail.com
- dumbwhitepeople 03/13/2010
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- world stupidest kid
- A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”...
- daystar73 03/12/2010
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- Boy Visits a Whore House
- A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a...
- bigpimpinmp 02/26/2010
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- PWNED
- Two ten year olds were arguing about who's parent was older.There was a girl and a boy.Girl:"My mom is fifty years...
- brucefan88 01/01/2010
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- Sad Irish Boy
- An elderly Irish man walking down the street spots a young lad of about 10 years of age crying by the side of the road, so he approaches the boy and...
- jinky1888 12/22/2009
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- Daddys penis
- There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't...
- ats3216 11/23/2009
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- Swine flu bitch
- Forget swine flu ive got bitch flu. Symptoms include temper tantrums runaway mouth, ability to kill with one look & long term not givin a shit
- roxanna_us 10/15/2009
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- when will i have a cock like that
- A wee boy is walking about the house bored so he walks into the bathroom, mom what are you doing mom replys...im getting ready to go to the bingo...
- guinness13494 10/04/2009
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- It's Dark In Here
- A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car in...
- thedeacon 09/29/2009
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- Who is God
- A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,...
- thedeacon 09/22/2009
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