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- A Man's Breakfast
- He's sitting at the table with a cup of coffee. His son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. His daughter is on the cover of Business...
- Chavez1977 08/25/2011
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- Unconscious breakfast
- What do you give an unconscious for breakfast? Coma-toast!
- magicman01 11/16/2009
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- This guy is about to get his ass whooped by his wife
- The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that...
- rockzilla411 05/31/2009
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- Brokeback Mountain--Deputy Addition
- A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/19/2009
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- Last Day on the Job for mailman
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived...
- yuri_vaultin 03/12/2009
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- Perfect Breakfast from a mans perspective
- You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the...
- mortgagemescott 02/12/2009
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- Who needs a microwave
- Newly married couple both nymphomaniacs, husband comes downstairs in the morning and the wife asks what he'd like for breakfast "Oh I think I'll...
- mortgagemescott 02/12/2009
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- Roids, its whats for breakfast
- Venus and Serena Williams are having breakfast when Serena says "Hey, I think our dad has been putting steroids into our cereal every...
- Lodestone 11/15/2008
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- black eyes from women
- A man with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black...
- mrsirsouth 11/10/2008
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- mailman
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived...
- fuckyou222 11/08/2008
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- French Toast
- Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have...
- diggg04 11/03/2008
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- A Ghost Breakfast....
- What do Ghosts have for breakfast? -Booberries with Evaporated Milk...
- wxb200 10/31/2008
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- Fifty Years Back
- A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we...
- berv 10/02/2008
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- Hitlers Breakfast
- Q: What did Hitler eat for breakfast every morning? A: Bacon, Eggs, and a glass of Jews
- kcellis 09/01/2008
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- Naked Breakfast
- A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just...
- markofthebee33 07/06/2008
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- Breakfast Cereal
- A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin...
- ghoul_69 06/12/2008
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- Fing French Toast
- Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. "I'll have some...
- ChrisSisley 05/08/2008
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- Fcking French Toast
- Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have...
- mehrdod 05/05/2008
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- You have to draw the line somewhere
- 2 eggs,2 pancakes,and 2 pieces of bacon go into a bar, the bartender sees them and says 'I dont want any trouble, but you have to leave.' they say...
- mg762x39 04/20/2008
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- Old couple at breakfast
- There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his...
- Superman621 02/07/2008
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