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    • the other side

    • "Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream. One yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" The other...
    • march31
      Uploaded 10/05/2011
      • 551 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • stupid at its best

    • "Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory? She kept throwing away the W's!"
    • march31
      Uploaded 10/05/2011
      • 534 Views
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    • jellybeans

    • what happens when you reach into a jar of jellybeans? the black ones steal your watch
    • acidsnake500
      Uploaded 02/02/2011
      • 1.2k Views
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    • 3 friends

    • Three boys found fifty cents and each volunteered a suggestion for spending it. The first recommended a candy bar, the second wanted a comic...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 10/07/2010
      • 847 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • MMs

    • Today I was eating m&ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me...
    • moosey94
      Uploaded 09/25/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 15 Comments
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    • Old Lady The Dollar

    • A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the...
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 08/22/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • lil johnny candy

    • Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said,...
    • lilchub
      Uploaded 07/11/2009
      • 638 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Worlds Dumbest Kid

    • Just before a boy enters the barbershop, the barber tells his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch." The Barber puts...
    • Schwartz
      Uploaded 03/06/2009
      • 2.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gifts for the Teacher

    • On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Johnny 6

    • Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said,...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 591 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Life Savers

    • What can Life Savers do that men can't? Cum in five flavors.
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 11/16/2008
      • 422 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Snickers Bars

    • Little Johnny was sitting at a table by himself during lunch and pulled out eight Snickers bars. After he ate the first seven, he was just...
    • TheCommentator
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 3.4k Views
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    • Truck Driver

    • So I pulled into my apartment complex and before I got out of my car I noticed a little boy with a bag of M&M's eating an M&M and picking...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 10/30/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Old but good

    • One PAYDAY MR.GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took miss HERSHEY'S behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and 5thAVENUE. He began to feel...
    • jjune4991
      Uploaded 10/12/2008
      • 646 Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • custody battle?

    • The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the...
    • th3round1
      Uploaded 09/08/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • KNOCK KNOCK

    • knock knock whos there candy for candy for who? not for you
    • Tvbp10
      Uploaded 09/02/2008
      • 686 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Candybar and Lifespan

    • Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said,...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/17/2008
      • 625 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lifesavers

    • A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would...
    • DreaD08
      Uploaded 06/13/2008
      • 708 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • RIP Rappers

    • I was sittin' at home when my friend called me. "Hey, did you hear about the 3 rappers that died?" she asked me. "No" I...
    • ilmbc1519
      Uploaded 06/11/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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