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    • Only three doors
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    • What's Worse?
    • Q - What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A - Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
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    • The Blonde Flight Attendant
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    • Camo clothing
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    • The Captain's Pants
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    • A Camel Joke
    • A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost, on his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out...
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    • The Camel
    • A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out...
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    • The Captain's Parrot
    • A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only...
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    • Leaving the country
    • Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair. "l'll let you sneak...
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    • One Liners
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    • Sailor Man Joke
    • A sailor man comes up to the captain and says " Your going to need some strong bulky men to man your boat." The captain replies...
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    • Battleship Captain
    • Theres an American battleship out in foreign waters and all of a sudden 3 enemy battleships appear. The captain of the ship turns to his First...
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