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- OLD Mr. Ford.
- The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the...
- 237g 08/13/2012
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- Swingers...
- My neighbour said to me today:"Dave, how come you have so many cars?""Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a bit of...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Blonde car accident
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- The Wrath of a Woman
- A woman Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee,...
- ratejokes 04/15/2012
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- This is how I want to go out
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- KingofMars 03/04/2012
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- The big joke
- Ebaums world.... that is all. That is the joke..
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- a hospital visit
- John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor in the hospital, who just had a very serious traffic accident. He doesn't look like very much: in...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/14/2012
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- 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- williebe93 01/08/2012
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- A Ferrari And A Boner
- What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferrari right now.
- KojaStilez 12/14/2011
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- Car Collision
- I rear ended a car this morning…the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said,...
- CortexHD 10/15/2011
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- Disney land
- There were three blondes driving to Disney Land. They drive for a couple of hours and they see a sign that says Disney Land left. So they turn...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- Car Accident
- A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Police Speeding FUNNY
- Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Match the car with the vanity plate
- Match the name of the car on the left with the most appropriate vanity plate on the...
- scubadude 08/16/2011
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- Annoying Wife.
- So a man gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding with his blonde wife in the car..... The officer says " Did you know that you were...
- jcmoney 08/16/2011
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- Electric cars
- I don't know what the big deal is about today's electric cars how they need so much time to charge. I drove an electric car back in the 80s and I...
- scubadude 08/03/2011
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- A mountain rock slide
- One day a guy is racing up a mountain road, rounds a curve, and skids to a stop just short of crashing into a giant rock slide. It's covering both...
- scubadude 08/01/2011
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- My late wife
- My late wife always made such an impression on people. The night she died she made quite an impression on the bumper and hood of my car, too.
- scubadude 07/28/2011
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- Hillbilly Goes Car Shopping
- An oversized hillbilly farmer complete with straw hat and overalls goes to a auto dealer to buy a new truck and is soon approached by a junior sized...
- scubadude 07/25/2011
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- How to screw a priest
- A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They crawl out of...
- scubadude 07/14/2011
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- Asians and driving
- Q: Why do asians have so many children? A: More children = more car crashes
- iRaid 07/06/2011
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- Car accident
- A woman wakes up from a coma 2 days after a car accident. The doctor tells her that she'll be ok. She asks the doc if she'll be able to play...
- guitarlover 06/23/2011
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- horny old man
- There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and...
- retardedkkk666 06/23/2011
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- Blonde Thief
- Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- Smart Chick
- Chick walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to...
- Frogbob 05/24/2011
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- Rich Man's Wife
- One day in the mens locker room at a gym, a man answers a cell phone ringing, "Hun, I stopped at the mall and I found this awesome fur coat for...
- sterobj 03/17/2011
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- deepest hole kind of long
- to men were hiking when they came accross a whole that seemed to go on forever. they wanted to know how deep this hole was so one of them picked up a...
- stewyboy17 03/07/2011
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- BEER TITS
- A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/24/2011
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- Abstract Noun
- “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” a teenage...
- burnt_out 02/07/2011
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- Parking Garage
- A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to...
- PlaxMC 02/03/2011
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- 0-250 in under 6 seconds
- Ted was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
- acidsnake500 01/15/2011
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- car privileges
- The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The...
- kishandobaria 01/14/2011
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- playing god
- three men walk on a hill and lightning stricks in fromt of them. and a figure appears. the figure says to the men. you have to run and scream what...
- fatpeople 01/11/2011
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- blonde death
- Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for the...
- sexydude001 12/30/2010
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- man hits a woman
- A man is driving his car and he hits a woman, whos fault is it? the man's duh, whats he doing driving in the kitchen
- snowboardnipod 12/15/2010
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- Jewish Sportscar
- There is a new jewish sports car out... It stops on a dime... Then picks it up
- iamking837 11/16/2010
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- Always keep your condoms in your car.
- My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,...
- MrRefridgerator 07/22/2010
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- Party Hard
- Guy went to his friend's bachelor party. He had one drink too much and fell asleep. When he woke up, he looked at the clock to see it was 4 a.m....
- P00KY 07/05/2010
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- What Do You Call A Car That Doesn't Drive?
- Parked.. lmao.. I can't stop laughing.. I have many more funny jokes coming your way
- sportsnews 06/15/2010
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