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    • Why Write about Bums?
    •     People may be wondering why I'm writing a story about homeless people. Crook Takes Pawn (or CTP as fuzzywuzzy666 has coined the acronym)...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 74
    • Rebecca came over 30 minutes before closing. She was impressed by how professional the place looked. the Pawn and Payday was no longer a sty. She...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 73
    • Greg's dreams were vivid and glorious. He couldn't remember them upon waking, though. It was abstract happiness. His chemical dreams gave way to...
    • artman4444 05/13/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 72
    • Greg spent the day away from Rebecca. She texted him five times in 3 hours, asking when he would come back over. Greg was laying low, playing the...
    • artman4444 05/12/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 71
    • They slept till nearly noon. Greg would've been content to squirrel away the hours of the day, burrowed in covers and snuggling Rebecca in his...
    • artman4444 05/10/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 70
    • They had a ball together. Julie took up her mother's upbringing and was a mellow child. Greg placed her upon his shoulders and they walked around...
    • artman4444 05/09/2012
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    • About My Book
    •     Just a couple things. First off, as always, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! I'm glad you folks seem to be enjoying the tale I'm spinning...
    • artman4444 05/09/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 69
    •     Rebecca finally returned. Greg had changed her identifying ringtone to Rhapsody in Blue by Gershwin, on piano. That song had played in the...
    • artman4444 05/07/2012
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    • What it Means to Sacrifice
    •     My dad once told me about this piece of shit Datsun car he used to have. Apparently, there was a problem with carbon scoring on the motor....
    • artman4444 04/02/2012
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    • Superbowl Sunday
    • Many things has happen on SuperBowl Sunday from the Packers winning the very first Super Bowl all the way to Janet Jackson's wardrobe...
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    • Why I like eBones
    • Here's something I think people missed. With eBones, you get 1 point per view on your media. Before, on individual items, we would start off...
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    • Chump Change for a Dollar
    • I handed a $100 dollar bill to the wine store merchant, only to be told they don't accept $100 dollar bills for a $40 dollar purchase. OK, no...
    • Letemdangle 06/14/2010
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    • I am the dream
    • Waddup you bunch of pathetic virgin losers. I just came on here to show you how real men roll.Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from...
    • DirtyPretty 02/05/2010
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    • Hangin Brohims
    • EBW, I still haven't been updated about the status of my prizes, so I'd like to know of the users reading this, or of my hundreds of subscribers...
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    • Cocaine
    • How cocaine fucked up my life: Early one morning while making the rounds, I snorted a ball of cocaine and I shot my bitch down. I went right back...
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    • No More Whores
    • Unfortunately, Craigslist has been pressured into curbing the use of prostitution ads on it's website.  According to the article below, the...
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    • Lottery
    • For a few years now, I’ve been running a lottery pool for my coworkers.  Whenever the powerball gets over a hundred million, we...
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    • I need CASH!!!!
    • I know this sounds completely stupid and everone's heard it a million times but I'm a teenager and I need some cash. I actually need it for a...
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    • TIME FOR SOME NEW PRIZES EBAUM
    • The prizes that are available for redeeming your eRep points haven't really changed over the past several months.  There are some good...
    • BIC1559 07/30/2008
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    • Gas Prices Scam
    • So, like the great person that I am, I watch some of the Yahoo! News videos/read the articles.  A video that I watched a little bit ago was...
    • meeko24 07/09/2008
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