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    • The wrong way about it.....
    • I was fucking some blonde chick last night when suddenly her husband came home."Hi honey I'm home he said, closing the door behind him.We...
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    • Pumping Dad up
    • A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his...
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    • How I got into Heaven
    • Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first...
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    • It could be worse
    • There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the...
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    • bar joke
    • A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading...
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    • Lie detecting robot
    • A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you today during school...
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    • The Secretary
    • A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his...
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    • Three men
    • Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one,...
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    • Spaghetti On Back LOL
    • For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to...
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    • Who's wrong?
    • A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "my husband is home" . The man springs up and jumps out the window when he...
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    • Golf Ball
    • A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees....
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    • The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume "that there is a...
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    • The New Parrot
    • Sue went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said ... $50.00. "Why so...
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    • Blow him up
    • A young girl walks in on her parents having sex. She asks, "Mum, what are you doing to Dad?" Mum replies, "I was just letting...
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    • Janes new job
    • jane was in the office complaining about her shoes she announed that she was looking for a second job, bob the birly man in the cubicle next to...
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    • Bad Dream
    • A young boy has a terrible nightmare that his grandpa was going to die. So he rushed into his parents room to tell them,"I had a dream...
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    • Triple Scotch Whiskey
    • A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked,...
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    • Business Trip
    • Mental institution. One of the patients was running around, pretending to be a plane, so a doctor stopped him an asked what he's...
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    • Great Explanation
    • A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was...
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    • The Affair
    • A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She...
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    • Dear Abby
    • Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating...
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    • Tiger vs. Seal
    • Q: What did Seal say to Heidi Klum after Tiger Woods was caught cheating? A: Look baby... I promise you... NONE of my bitches work at Chili's.
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    • Tiger Strokes
    • If there was one person in the world that should have known he would be penalized for extra strokes... TIGER WOODS!
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    • Tiger Wood's Wife
    • What was Tiger Woods wife thinking when she married him? It's his JOB is to dominate multiple holes. Some say he is the best in the world!
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    • Two Hours
    • Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has...
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    • Gotta Pee
    • Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the...
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    • Who am I
    • One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in...
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    • It's Dark In Here
    • A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car...
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    • The Car in the Woods
    • Little Johnny sees his father's car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and his aunt...
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    • The price of being good
    • 3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get...
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    • Southern Lawyer
    • Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town...
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    • two ladies talking in heaven
    • 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st...
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    • A Birthday Present
    • A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...
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    • Fooling Around
    • A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became...
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    • Dead Mailman
    • One night, after Gary tucks his son into bed, he hears mumbling coming from his son's room. he sees what the mumbling is and he sees that his son...
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    • What would you do?
    • A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The...
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