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- Cheating Wife
- A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."...
- cripster 01/13/2009
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- My Loving Wife
- Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to...
- GagOnMyShaft 01/07/2009
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- A lot to Explain
- There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well,...
- shoots222 01/07/2009
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- cheating husband
- A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...
- guinness13494 01/01/2009
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- cheating married man
- A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...
- guinness13494 12/17/2008
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- Check the phone number
- One afternoon, a man was at work and decided to call his house and check on his wife. He called his house, and his daughter picked up. The man...
- talberma 12/17/2008
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- wife is bad in bed
- A doctor and his wife are having an argument in the morning over breakfast and the doctor blurts out, "You know what? You're not that great in...
- duke20010 12/16/2008
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- Happy and Sad
- A man and his wife are enjoying some wine one evening. After a couple of bottles, the man decides to see if he can confuse his tipsy wife. He...
- milestyles55 11/20/2008
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- Married Rules
- A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I...
- haley19 11/09/2008
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- men have better friends than women
- Friendship Among Women: A woman did not come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she was at a friends house and it got...
- mrsirsouth 11/07/2008
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- Labor Pain
- A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would...
- lorddread 11/05/2008
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- Caught Cheating
- A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband...
- smbrynien 11/04/2008
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- Stranger at the farm
- Little Johnny ran out to a field his Pa was plowing to report, "there's a strange man at the house. I dunno what he...
- lorddread 10/30/2008
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- Suspicion in the Garden of Eden
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running...
- lorddread 10/26/2008
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- Mickey, Minny, and Goofy
- One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey Sucks!†written...
- HomemadeGrenade 10/21/2008
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- shipwrecked
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree...
- Frankielike 10/15/2008
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- Mother of Six
- A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts...
- mjp124 10/13/2008
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- Would you remarry?
- A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if I...
- mjp124 10/13/2008
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- Beaver Hunter
- An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the man said, "I've never felt better. I now have...
- lorddread 10/12/2008
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- Hypothermia
- One day two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by Saint Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get...
- mortgagemescott 10/09/2008
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- Close Call
- One day a little boys dog dies, and he asks his father why the dogs legs are sticking up in the air. Thinking quickly the father replies "So...
- bwc21349 09/24/2008
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- Wrong Number
- A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a...
- ragincajun0401 09/18/2008
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- Prego joke
- Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty...
- Tslice 09/12/2008
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- Marathon Run?
- Recently I was asked to run a marathon. At first I said, 'Naaahhh!' Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind...
- DreaD08 08/31/2008
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- Finding the perfect woman
- 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money. 3. It is important to find a...
- drob32 08/21/2008
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- You're a loser when...
- You know you're a loser when your girlfriend wants to have sex in the backseat and she wants you to drive.
- i_know_jack 08/15/2008
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- Rubber Check
- A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The...
- busdriverwillie 08/15/2008
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- i think my wife is cheating on me
- A man and his two friends were talking at the bas. His friend said, " i think my wife is having sex with the electrician. The other day I came...
- PhilboFagons 08/10/2008
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- Statue
- A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."...
- NiggerPants 07/31/2008
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- wrong number
- A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the...
- Falthor 07/23/2008
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