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    • What would you do?
    • A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The...
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    • Cheating Wife
    • A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the...
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    • My Loving Wife
    • Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up...
    • GagOnMyShaft 01/07/2009
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    • A lot to Explain
    • There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well,...
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    • cheating husband
    • A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...
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    • cheating
    • A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the...
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    • Cheating.
    • One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them. The first guy says he thinks his wife is...
    • Riley 12/29/2008
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    • cheating married man
    • A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...
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    • Check the phone number
    • One afternoon, a man was at work and decided to call his house and check on his wife. He called his house, and his daughter picked up. The...
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    • wife is bad in bed
    • A doctor and his wife are having an argument in the morning over breakfast and the doctor blurts out, "You know what? You're not that great...
    • duke20010 12/16/2008
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    • twofer
    • there was a man golfing at a prestigous golf course, given a 18-hole gift card by his wife for no apparent reason. while using his...
    • tarzard1 12/03/2008
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    • Ring Ring
    • A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I...
    • Firuze 11/21/2008
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    • Happy and Sad
    • A man and his wife are enjoying some wine one evening. After a couple of bottles, the man decides to see if he can confuse his tipsy wife. ...
    • milestyles55 11/20/2008
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    • Married Rules
    • A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I...
    • haley19 11/09/2008
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    • Labor Pain
    • A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would...
    • lorddread 11/05/2008
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    • Caught Cheating
    • A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband...
    • smbrynien 11/04/2008
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    • Telegram
    • A distraught young man made an appointment with a psychiatrist. "I was out of town on business," he told the doctor,"and I wired...
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    • Stranger at the farm
    • Little Johnny ran out to a field his Pa was plowing to report, "there's a strange man at the house. I dunno what he...
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    • Rubbing!!
    • A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you...
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    • Handyman
    • A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for...
    • lorddread 10/22/2008
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    • Stupid
    • A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?"...
    • mjp124 10/19/2008
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    • Bowling
    • man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar...
    • mjp124 10/19/2008
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    • shipwrecked
    • A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut...
    • Frankielike 10/15/2008
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    • Hitman
    • Two Golfers, Jim and Bob, were out on a local neighborhood golf course are playing a round when a strange gentleman walks up to them both and ask...
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    • Mother of Six
    • A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts...
    • mjp124 10/13/2008
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    • Would you remarry?
    • A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if...
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    • Beaver Hunter
    • An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the man said, "I've never felt better. I now...
    • lorddread 10/12/2008
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    • Hypothermia
    • One day two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by Saint Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get...
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    • Close Call
    • One day a little boys dog dies, and he asks his father why the dogs legs are sticking up in the air. Thinking quickly the father replies...
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    • Wrong Number
    • A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't...
    • ragincajun0401 09/18/2008
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    • Prego joke
    • Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen...
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    • Marathon Run?
    • Recently I was asked to run a marathon. At first I said, 'Naaahhh!' Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind...
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    • Finding the perfect woman
    • 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money. 3. It is important to...
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    • Rubber Check
    • A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store....
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    • Statue
    • A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the...
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