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- Dirty Old Man
- An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,...
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- A True War Hero
- An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World...
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- Why Are Chicks Like Condoms
- Q: Why are chicks like condoms? A: Because they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!
- BrandonAR 08/14/2009
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- Pick Up Lines
- A: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? B: Just enough to break the ice. Hi, im *name here* A: Did you just fart? B: Because...
- pattonphillips 07/13/2009
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- Butt Cheeks
- Q. what did one butt cheek say to the other? A. together we can stop this shit !!!
- cripplejuice 03/28/2009
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- NO FAT CHICKS
- You that if you are a redneck if you have a shirt that says "No Fat Chicks" but you are fat.
- cowboyfan711 01/26/2009
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- Concerned Wingman
- I was in the bar with AWSmith last night. He came swaggering over with a fat woman on each arm. "They're like buses," I...
- lorddread 01/06/2009
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- Hot Tub
- There are four gay guys in a hot tub. A condom floats up in the middle. What do they say? "Who farted?"
- cripplejuice 01/03/2009
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- The Movie "Constipation"
- Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?" A: It hasn't come out yet.
- cripplejuice 01/03/2009
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- Gay Dinosaur
- what do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass
- cripplejuice 01/03/2009
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- Chicken and Dinosaour
- Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
- cripplejuice 12/29/2008
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- fat chick and a brick
- what do a fat chick and a brick have in common? Sooner or later they are going to be laid by a mexican
- SequoitRB32 12/07/2008
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- Comparing blonde with a bowling bowl!!!
- A blonde can be compared with a bowling because 1, she gets fingered three times, 2, she gets tossed down through the alley and 3, she comes back...
- tequilacaptain 11/24/2008
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- In the news
- In Libel Suit Against Simon & Schuster, Man Insists He Is Not A Douchebag By NICK DIVITO LAS VEGAS (CN) - A man claims Simon &...
- FrankieCicero 11/19/2008
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- pubic hair
- Why is pubic hair like parsley?? You push it to on side when you eat.
- brokensticks 11/17/2008
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- Lesbian Joke!
- What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lota-puss
- noobkilla 10/09/2008
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- Lesbian Joke!
- What do you call a lesbian eskimo? Klondike!
- noobkilla 10/02/2008
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- Lesbian Joke!
- What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders!
- noobkilla 10/02/2008
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- Top 3 things guy's say to eachother when seeing a girl
- Top 3 things guys say to eachother when they see a hot chick: 1:Looks like she's hurtin for a squirtin 2:Looks like she's beggin for a...
- Debonator 09/10/2008
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- The Spell Checker
- I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a...
- Bob94571 08/24/2008
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- Smart Shopper
- A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the...
- Bob94571 08/24/2008
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- Mental Disorder Cristmas Carols
- SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and...
- Bob94571 08/24/2008
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- Funny abbreviations
- Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban...
- Bob94571 08/24/2008
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- The key to happyness
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to...
- Bob94571 08/24/2008
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- Unusual Funeral
- A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby...
- Bob94571 08/24/2008
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- Gender Procedures at the Drive-up ATM2
- MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash...
- Bob94571 08/24/2008
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- Gender Procedures at the Drive-up ATM
- MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount...
- Bob94571 08/24/2008
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- The new Girlfriend
- A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to...
- DreaD08 07/19/2008
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- Woman's pain no offense to women
- We know that many women have different parts of their bodies pierced, have a tattoo job, do a liposuction, pierce their belly buttons and place metal...
- tequilacaptain 06/29/2008
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- Outdoor Blondes
- There are two blondes walking down a dirt path. Suddenly they came upon some tracks. One blonde looks at the other and says, "Those look like...
- toe_nee90 06/26/2008
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- Condom and women
- What do a condom and women have in common? They both spend alot of time in your wallet
- Xlax 05/26/2008
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- cont3 condom slogans
- 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle then release your strudel 45)...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- cont 161 condom slogans
- 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- The cat and the Fish
- One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- 161 condom slogans
- 1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- Pumpkin Fucker
- Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be charged...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- Ficticious Characters
- Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- Non-seeing Eye Dog
- A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the dog started leading the blind man across the street...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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