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    • So a guy is sitting in his living room when out of the window he see his girlfriend walking up to the door and by the look on her face he can...
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    • Two-Hour Delay
    • A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
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    • A little girl on a plane
    • A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go...
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    • Baking
    • A boy went to a pub with his mom and saw two teens having s*x. he asked his mom what they were doing. His mom replied: "They're baking a...
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    • The Cousin and the Hospital
    • I bumped into an old friend the other day. We said our hellos and he mentioned that he was on his way to visit his cousin in the hospital. I said...
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    • A Little Bird Told Me
    • 6 year old girl comes back home from the playground. Her mother noticed the girl is swearing a lot, which never happened before. "Where...
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    • Lenin's Compassion
    • Year 1920. A cold winter day in Moscow. Lenin is taking a stroll outside of Kremlin, when he notices a small boy sitting on the sidewalk and...
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    • Pregnant with my child
    • An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's...
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    • Old Lady The Dollar
    • A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the...
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    • Farrah Michael and Billy
    • "Farrah Fawcett arrives at Heaven. After entering the Pearly Gates, St. Peter welcomes Farrah and tells her she can have one wish granted...
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    • Disasterous Child-Birth!
    • Miss Porter was about to give birth, she had been in labour for atleast 10 hours and the baby was ready to come out. Her midwife insist she stay...
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    • Children are Quick
    • Children Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it...
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    • Guy walks into a church
    • Guy walks into a church, and goes into a confessional booth and tells the priest "Forgive me Father for I have sinned ... all I can think...
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    • The closet
    • A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees themand hides in the...
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    • child praying
    • One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying. "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma, ta ta Grandpa." The...
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    • Italian Affair
    • For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin...
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    • Birds and Bees
    • A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother...
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    • Redneck letter
    • Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read...
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    • Chinese Retarded Baby
    • What did the Chinese man name his retarded baby? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Som Tin Wong
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    • Child Names
    • A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"...
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    • Flat Tummy
    • There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room. When he got...
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    • Dogs are like people
    • A five-year-old boy was sitting on a park bench with his grandpa, when two dogs began to mate nearby. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, what...
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    • Have a plan B
    • So this guy has a daughter. Her reputation is the equivalent to a mosquito that won't die, meaning she is the work of the devil. One day she was...
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    • It was a average day in Bobby's first grade class. Around 11:00 he had to go to the bathroom, so he raised his hand and ask the teacher. The...
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    • Still Up In Bed
    • A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in...
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    • Child Support
    • I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha,...
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    • Dating Tactics
    • My friend met a girl online and convinced her to meet him outside a club. She got in his car and as they were driving to a restaurant, he pulled...
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    • Demon Child
    • Little Mickie Kennedy lived with his parents in the Western District of Victoria in the 1940's. He seemes an ordinary child, until he began to...
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    • birthday bike
    • For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is...
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    • Tommy and the "fetus"
    • For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day...
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    • Sex with minor.
    • I was walking through the streets of Thailand when a small girl asked if I wanted sex with her. "No thank you" I said "You're far...
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    • Lost child at the mall
    • A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop...
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