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    • Children and Crackheads
    • Why is living with children like living with a crackhead?Because you always have pay for everything while watching the same movie on repeat for...
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    • Funny Joke
    • A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the...
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    • Penile Delinquent
    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
    • nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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    • 2 BOYS PLAYING
    • One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a snake crawl under a bush and went over to it. The other youngster...
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    • Being a Man
    • I am so lucky I'm a man and I damn well recognize the shit out of it. Geezus I respect what women go through so much. I could never be a woman,...
    • nustierleonard 06/06/2012
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    • a little boy on his bike
    • gets sent to the store. his mom asks him to buy a loaf of bread. when he gets to the checkout the teller asks, would you like a bag? to which the...
    • paintmepink 05/22/2012
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    • Dead Baby Series III
    • Why is it easier to unload a truck full of dead babies than it is to unload a truck full of bowling balls? You can use a pitchfork on the dead...
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    • "Diet Pills" by nustier
    • Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
    • nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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    • The Piano Player
    • So a man goes into a bar and orders a drink and as he sits down he notices beautiful piano melodies. When he looks to the piano up front to see...
    • nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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    • Pregnancy test
    • Pregnancy test : Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina and remove after 30 seconds if eaten there is a lil nigga in there
    • wardnate77 05/15/2012
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    • Middle School Reunion
    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
    • nustierleonard 05/15/2012
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    • big word
    • So a guy is sitting in his living room when out of the window he see his girlfriend walking up to the door and by the look on her face he can...
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    • big word
    • So a guy is sitting in his living room when out of the window he see his girlfriend walking up to the door and by the look on her face he can...
    • realbearz 05/06/2012
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    • Bad day at the orifice.....
    • I was having a quick drink in a quiet bar in town when I spotted a guy, deep into his glass at the end of the bar. He looked worse for wear and...
    • poityb 05/03/2012
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    • Dirty Priests
    • What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't usually cum on your face until you're at least 13.
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    • T Rex clap
    • Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
    • poityb 04/30/2012
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    • Magic preist
    • I'm so jealous of my son. I think our local Priest is teaching him magic.Whenever he comes back from Sunday School, apparently he's not allowed...
    • poityb 04/28/2012
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    • Learning fast
    • I was teaching my son some personal hygiene, and him the 3 steps when taking a pee: 1/ pull the foreskin back 2/ pee 3/ push the foreskin...
    • poityb 04/27/2012
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    • Worrying history....
    • My little brother left his laptop in the house today before he left for work. So, being the nosey bastard I am, I checked the last few things...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • State the obvious
    • My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.My son moaned, "The rain is wet."My friend laughed and...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • Sweet soon...
    • I sat my 8 year old son at the dining table and placed a bowl of sweets in front of him. I then left the room for 5 minutes as a test to see if...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • Little Johnny and April
    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • Pumping Dad up
    • A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • The Funny Stuff Kids Say
    • Leave it to kids to share their writing skills & thought process. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.. (Kelly,...
    • JamesForce 04/25/2012
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    • Little Zachary
    • Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards,Special learning centers. In short,...
    • JamesForce 04/25/2012
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    • Gifts for Teacher
    • On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The...
    • JamesForce 04/25/2012
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    • Whore wife.
    • Myself and my wife have been married for over 18 years now and we have had two incredibly hot and very beautiful blonde daughters who are in...
    • poityb 04/25/2012
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    • Adoption delay
    • On his 16th birthday I thought my son deserved the truth about his being adopted.As he came in from college, I said gravely "Tom. Do you...
    • poityb 04/25/2012
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    • Indians
    • How can an Indian girl tell when her mom is on her period? Her brothers dick tastes like shit.
    • gopak 04/25/2012
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    • Young love
    • After a rather poor sex session, my girlfriend was sat on the edge of the bed, close to tears."What is it honey?" I asked, slipping my...
    • poityb 04/25/2012
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    • Priest teachings
    • A Catholic priest starts a job as a teacher in a boys school."Do you have any questions before you start?" asks the...
    • poityb 04/25/2012
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