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- Children and Crackheads
- Why is living with children like living with a crackhead?Because you always have pay for everything while watching the same movie on repeat for days...
- SpudCrowley84 06/14/2012
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- Funny Joke
- A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop...
- guitarmania23 06/10/2012
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- Penile Delinquent
- A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went...
- nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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- 2 BOYS PLAYING
- One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a snake crawl under a bush and went over to it. The other youngster...
- beast_radio 06/08/2012
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- Being a Man
- I am so lucky I'm a man and I damn well recognize the shit out of it. Geezus I respect what women go through so much. I could never be a woman,...
- nustierleonard 06/06/2012
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- a little boy on his bike
- gets sent to the store. his mom asks him to buy a loaf of bread. when he gets to the checkout the teller asks, would you like a bag? to which the boy...
- paintmepink 05/22/2012
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- Dead Baby Series III
- Why is it easier to unload a truck full of dead babies than it is to unload a truck full of bowling balls? You can use a pitchfork on the dead...
- Tanks4all 05/21/2012
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- More from the Dead Baby series II . . . Double whamy!
- What's red and white and squirms in the corner? A baby playing with a razor blade. What's green and white and sits in the corner? Same baby,...
- Tanks4all 05/21/2012
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- More from the Dead Baby series...
- How do you make a dead baby float? One glass, bottle of coke, and two scoops of dead baby
- Tanks4all 05/21/2012
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- Here's a good joke.
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- eat_my_sploom 05/19/2012
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- This one will knock your socks off.
- Ok so a priest, a child molester, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
- eat_my_sploom 05/18/2012
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- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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- eat_my_sploom 05/17/2012
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- "Diet Pills" by nustier
- Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Lakers-Thunder series preview
- I'm not going to mention the name of the team the Lakers are playing in the next round of the NBA playoffs because I don't want to jinx an inevitable...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- The Piano Player
- So a man goes into a bar and orders a drink and as he sits down he notices beautiful piano melodies. When he looks to the piano up front to see whose...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Pregnancy test
- Pregnancy test : Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina and remove after 30 seconds if eaten there is a lil nigga in there
- wardnate77 05/15/2012
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- Middle School Reunion
- So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to talking...
- nustierleonard 05/15/2012
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- Cumming Around a Mountain
- She'll be cumming around a mountain when she cums. She has a geography fetish. Something like that.
- Eazyyy 05/08/2012
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- Hungry Clock
- Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?A: It goes back four seconds
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Baseball
- I kept wondering why the basebal kept getting bigger...and then it hit me...
- nustierleonard 05/07/2012
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- Bad day at the orifice.....
- I was having a quick drink in a quiet bar in town when I spotted a guy, deep into his glass at the end of the bar. He looked worse for wear and kind...
- poityb 05/03/2012
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- Dirty Priests
- What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't usually cum on your face until you're at least 13.
- godmalo1 05/02/2012
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- T Rex clap
- Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
- poityb 04/30/2012
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- Magic preist
- I'm so jealous of my son. I think our local Priest is teaching him magic.Whenever he comes back from Sunday School, apparently he's not allowed to...
- poityb 04/28/2012
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- Learning fast
- I was teaching my son some personal hygiene, and him the 3 steps when taking a pee: 1/ pull the foreskin back 2/ pee 3/ push the foreskin...
- poityb 04/27/2012
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- Worrying history....
- My little brother left his laptop in the house today before he left for work. So, being the nosey bastard I am, I checked the last few things he'd...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- State the obvious
- My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.My son moaned, "The rain is wet."My friend laughed and...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Sweet soon...
- I sat my 8 year old son at the dining table and placed a bowl of sweets in front of him. I then left the room for 5 minutes as a test to see if he...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Little Johnny and April
- Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Pumping Dad up
- A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- The Funny Stuff Kids Say
- Leave it to kids to share their writing skills & thought process. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.. (Kelly, age...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
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- Little Zachary
- Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards,Special learning centers. In short,...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
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- Gifts for Teacher
- On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
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- Whore wife.
- Myself and my wife have been married for over 18 years now and we have had two incredibly hot and very beautiful blonde daughters who are in their...
- poityb 04/25/2012
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- Adoption delay
- On his 16th birthday I thought my son deserved the truth about his being adopted.As he came in from college, I said gravely "Tom. Do you mind...
- poityb 04/25/2012
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- Young love
- After a rather poor sex session, my girlfriend was sat on the edge of the bed, close to tears."What is it honey?" I asked, slipping my arm...
- poityb 04/25/2012
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- Priest teachings
- A Catholic priest starts a job as a teacher in a boys school."Do you have any questions before you start?" asks the headteacher."Yes-...
- poityb 04/25/2012
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