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    • Farting in Church

    • An older woman leans over to her husband and says "I just let out a long and silent fart. What should I do?" The man replies...
    • jiggersnot
      Uploaded 07/17/2012
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    • Do you realize what I am?

    • A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
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    • Dividing The Offering

    • There were three pastors (an American, Chinese and a Jamaican) of a certain Christian denomination and they were having some difficulty making a...
    • Chavez1977
      Uploaded 09/01/2011
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    • Satan in Church

    • A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/24/2011
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    • Funny church bulletin messages

    • Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:...
    • BioWeapon
      Uploaded 05/24/2011
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    • old farts

    • An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I...
    • itsbriand_bitch
      Uploaded 03/06/2011
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    • The Nun

    • Why does the nun intentionally rip her clothes? It's just a habit.
    • McMahon
      Uploaded 02/28/2011
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    • Ten Commandments

    • A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what...
    • armyboyy33
      Uploaded 02/18/2011
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    • Church Service

    • A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in...
    • armyboyy33
      Uploaded 02/18/2011
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    • An Old Lady Farts In Church

    • An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I...
    • BMMcCarty
      Uploaded 02/16/2011
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    • Priest joke

    • The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first...
    • KSwiftM
      Uploaded 12/16/2010
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    • Tricking a Nun

    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
    • BigSexy1174
      Uploaded 11/27/2010
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    • freaky girl

    • A man and his friend are at the bar and the man's friend notices that his buddy is acting depressed and asks him what is wrong? While I was at...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 04/29/2010
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    • Satan goes to church

    • People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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      • 3 Comments
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    • The Pastor's Ass

    • The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it...
    • PapiCulo
      Uploaded 02/24/2010
      • 740 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Vodka Advice

    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
    • duality2011
      Uploaded 12/21/2009
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    • Satan and the old man in church.

    • People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 11/24/2009
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    • Crushed Scrotum

    • During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered. A lady...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 11/19/2009
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    • REALLY bad kids...

    • A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
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      • 5 Comments
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    • Priest and thugs

    • It was Sunday and a priest was preaching to a congregation. However, he was constantly distracted by profanity going on outside the church. The...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 09/24/2009
      • 970 Views
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    • Best Toast of the Night

    • John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life , between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
      • 793 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Dead or alive

    • A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/14/2009
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    • jesus

    • so there's this man who loves his cows very much, a pastor is going around the neighborhood looking for dicsiples.. and he ends up and the mans...
    • pepepepe
      Uploaded 07/08/2009
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    • man falls asleep in church

    • One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. &quotReverend," she said, &quotI have a problem,...
    • Vampire476
      Uploaded 06/15/2009
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    • Funny church signs

    • "No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace." "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!" "Try our Sundays. They are...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/12/2009
      • 463 Views
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    • Nuns and the blind man

    • Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/16/2009
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    • Death Wish

    • As services are letting out of a catholic church, a young boy is hit by a speeding car. The driver jumps out in horror. Afraid the boy might...
    • scasoccer16
      Uploaded 04/29/2009
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    • AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

    • This could only happen to an Italian kid: 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.. The priest asks,Is...
    • tino2008
      Uploaded 04/15/2009
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    • pedo preist

    • there once was a priest from queens, whose mind was on heavenly things. but his heart was on fire for the boy in the choir whose ass was like...
    • lanforj
      Uploaded 04/02/2009
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    • Don't Forget the Soap

    • Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says...
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 03/31/2009
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    • Redneck Divorce

    • A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said,...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
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      • 8 Comments
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    • Confession

    • An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many...
    • markie554
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
      • 603 Views
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    • Grandpa is Dead

    • On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/26/2009
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    • Guy walks into a church

    • Guy walks into a church, and goes into a confessional booth and tells the priest "Forgive me Father for I have sinned ... all I can think...
    • cmurphy0923
      Uploaded 02/19/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
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