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- Farting in Church
- An older woman leans over to her husband and says "I just let out a long and silent fart. What should I do?" The man replies "Change...
- jiggersnot 07/17/2012
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- Do you realize what I am?
- A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?" "Oh,...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Dividing The Offering
- There were three pastors (an American, Chinese and a Jamaican) of a certain Christian denomination and they were having some difficulty making a...
- Chavez1977 09/01/2011
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- Satan in Church
- A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Retry: How is a good sermon like a woman's skirt?
- How is a good church sermon like a woman's skirt? It's short enough to keep you interested but long enough to cover the important stuff.
- scubadude 07/17/2011
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- Funny church bulletin messages
- Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: 1....
- BioWeapon 05/24/2011
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- old farts
- An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I...
- itsbriand_bitch 03/06/2011
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- Ten Commandments
- A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it...
- armyboyy33 02/18/2011
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- Church Service
- A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in...
- armyboyy33 02/18/2011
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- An Old Lady Farts In Church
- An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I...
- BMMcCarty 02/16/2011
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- i wont sleep in church anymore....
- A woman goes to church with her husband every week, but she is always humiliated by her husband falling asleep. So after one service she approached...
- kishandobaria 01/10/2011
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- Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman
- Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks...
- Marine13 12/19/2010
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- Priest joke
- The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person...
- KSwiftM 12/16/2010
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- Tricking a Nun
- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
- BigSexy1174 11/27/2010
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- Leroy's hearing problem in church
- Leroy goes to church every sunday. The preacher was asking members If anyone needed a prayer for their hearing. Leroy raised his hand and ran up to...
- guitarlover 10/23/2010
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- freaky girl
- A man and his friend are at the bar and the man's friend notices that his buddy is acting depressed and asks him what is wrong? While I was at...
- UNUSERNAME 04/29/2010
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- Satan goes to church
- People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the...
- ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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- The Pastor's Ass
- The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won...
- PapiCulo 02/24/2010
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- Vodka Advice
- A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
- duality2011 12/21/2009
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- Satan and the old man in church.
- People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the...
- DarthTolkien 11/24/2009
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- Crushed Scrotum
- During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered. A lady...
- DarthTolkien 11/19/2009
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- REALLY bad kids...
- A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred...
- smodaddy 11/03/2009
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- Priest and thugs
- It was Sunday and a priest was preaching to a congregation. However, he was constantly distracted by profanity going on outside the church. The...
- rockzilla411 09/24/2009
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- Best Toast of the Night
- John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life , between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at...
- yuri_vaultin 08/14/2009
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- Dead or alive
- A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the...
- rondetto 07/14/2009
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- man falls asleep in church
- One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem,...
- Vampire476 06/15/2009
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- Funny church signs
- "No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace." "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!" "Try our Sundays. They are...
- rockzilla411 06/12/2009
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- Nuns and the blind man
- Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint...
- mortgagemescott 05/16/2009
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- Death Wish
- As services are letting out of a catholic church, a young boy is hit by a speeding car. The driver jumps out in horror. Afraid the boy might die,...
- scasoccer16 04/29/2009
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- AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
- This could only happen to an Italian kid: 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.. The priest asks,Is that...
- tino2008 04/15/2009
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- pedo preist
- there once was a priest from queens, whose mind was on heavenly things. but his heart was on fire for the boy in the choir whose ass was like...
- lanforj 04/02/2009
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- Don't Forget the Soap
- Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he...
- SuperSpy 03/31/2009
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- Redneck Divorce
- A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said,...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- Confession
- An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many...
- markie554 03/11/2009
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- Grandpa is Dead
- On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma...
- yuri_vaultin 02/26/2009
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- Guy walks into a church
- Guy walks into a church, and goes into a confessional booth and tells the priest "Forgive me Father for I have sinned ... all I can think about...
- cmurphy0923 02/19/2009
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- You know you're in Church in Texas when...
- People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering" and five...
- dcervenka05 02/18/2009
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