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    • Paying Off Debt
    • One day a man, is going over the bills and he is incredibly stressed out. The man tells his wife "Honey, I don't know how we are gonna do...
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    • random people
    • Don't you hate it when people ask for money at the most randomest moments (most likely thats not a word but don't judge me) like for example this...
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    • DIRTY MIND
    • Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, asked during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the...
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    • Observant
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    • Dirty Old Man
    • An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for...
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    • Redneck Logic
    • Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see...
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    • accidental merrage
    • A senior in college took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. As the game started, he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15. I expect...
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    • The College of Assuming
    • Steve was a middle-aged man who had decided to return to college to pursue a degree. Not certain of what degree he wanted to take, he began to...
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    • belmont abbey
    • Q: How many Belmont Abbey students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three - one to hold the candle, one to light the flint, and the...
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    • Most Loyal Alumni
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    • Student Magician
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    • The Ten College Commandments
    • >Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to...
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    • The Gopher Hole
    • Two guys from Madison Wisconsin were sitting in their small hometown bar having a beer. One of the guys cell phone starts ringing and when he...
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    • Condoms.
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    • Season Pass
    • On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds...
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    • The Haircut
    • One Monday, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money...
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    • College Fail
    • Q: What did the A&M graduate say to the ivy graduate? A: Would you like fries with that?
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    • College Dud
    • Q: How do you get an A&M graduate off your doorstep? A: Pay for the pizza.
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    • Ol Blue
    • A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls...
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    • Believe in Ghosts?
    • A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believein...
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    • Ol' Blue...
    • A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He...
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    • Smart-ass College Student
    • A college professor reminds her class of the following day's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here...
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    • Scud Missiles
    • The only female in a house full of guys: Tampons were disappearing! A few months ago Judy went to her female cupboard to get out a tampon...
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    • Unsure College Student
    • There was a guy who was unsure about what he wanted to do with his life. He was getting fed up with all the essays that his college professors...
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    • Chemistry exam Wiz
    • The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam. The answer by one student was so “profound”...
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    • Writing a college paper
    • How to write a paper in college/university: 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. 2. Log...
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    • Best short story
    • A College class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the...
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    • college paper
    • 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Check your email. 3. Read over the...
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    • Best Prank Ever
    • Some frat boys let three goats loose on the grounds of their college. Before they let their animals go, they painted the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on...
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    • University Study
    • In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00,...
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    • Fifth Amendment Right
    • A female police officer arrested a inebriated frat boy for drunk driving. "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The...
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    • College entance exam
    • The following is a college entrance exam for athletes. Time Limit: 3 Days. Write Your Name: ________________________________________ (20...
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    • Redneck in college
    • A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How...
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