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    • Whore's Grandma
    • A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and...
    • beast_radio 06/13/2012
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    • Complete Stop
    • A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from...
    • deathwish01b 06/12/2012
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    • The Speed Ticket
    • A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding. Officer: May I see your drivers license? Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended...
    • Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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    • It could be worse
    • There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the...
    • ussoldier820 03/18/2012
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    • Terrible Accident
    • Police arrive at the scene of a terrible one car accident. The car is wrapped around a light pole, a man and woman lay unconscious and a little...
    • scubadude 07/23/2011
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    • The sheep joke
    • A man is walking down the street and he sees a sheep. He leads the sheep to the police station and says to a cop "I found this sheep walking...
    • BeccyDy 05/09/2011
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    • Blonde Gets Pulled Over
    • A blonde was speeding down a highway 'til a cop pulled her over. He asked if he could see her driver's license. She turned away and started...
    • ciammettic 05/08/2011
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    • what happend
    • there was a crazy guy on top of a building yelling, IM GOING TO JUMP!!!. then a cop goes to him and says, not, dont do it you got so much to...
    • blandest666 04/21/2011
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    • the fastest state trooper
    • a drunk ends up driving off the road into a snow bank and falls asleep in his car with the engine running. a state trooper walks up next to him...
    • squeenny 04/04/2011
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    • Christmas Cop
    • On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the...
    • MrmandoG2 12/27/2010
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    • Drunken Cop
    • Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the...
    • M0rningWOOD 12/11/2010
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    • Trip to Alabama
    • There were 2 guys from Virginia wanting to open a bowling alley. They had the alley but no bowling balls. Well, they found some cheap ones on...
    • griefcauser 11/18/2010
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    • asshole stretcher
    • A woman was speeding down the highway late for work and gets pulled over by a cop. He takes her info and asks,whats the hurry? She says im late...
    • chubbychaser 11/17/2010
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    • Glad to be drunk
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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    • Blonde cop
    • A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May I see your...
    • vxjacobxv 11/09/2010
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    • Documentation
    • Mobsters fall into a police trap. The cops give 'driving too fast' as the reason and follow the standard procedure. "Can you show me your...
    • P00KY 04/04/2010
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    • glad to be drunk
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • milw414 03/15/2010
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    • cant you keep your mouth shut?
    • A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I...
    • 237g 02/21/2010
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    • Out on the Lake
    • One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap inside. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife...
    • xxfregiltxx 01/14/2010
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    • Bang in the Back seat
    • A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking...
    • guinness13494 01/12/2010
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    • The Juggler
    • A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....
    • BrandonAR 11/15/2009
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    • Courtroom
    • If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney...
    • roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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    • The Electric Fence
    • The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the...
    • KingRolo0503 09/10/2009
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    • Smart Lawyer, Smarter Cop
    • A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. Of course he thinks he is smarter than the deputy because he's big shot...
    • KingRolo0503 09/08/2009
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    • 12 things not to say to a cop
    • Top 12 things NOT to say to a Cop.... 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar...
    • kaitones 07/29/2009
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    • Speed limits
    • Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, A state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks To...
    • rondetto 07/13/2009
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    • can u spell divorce?
    • This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the...
    • da3rdjuggalo 07/07/2009
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    • Glad to be Drunk
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • ladj 05/13/2009
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    • The Haircut
    • One Monday, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money...
    • swifttallon 04/10/2009
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    • asshole stretcher
    • a cop pulls a guy over for speeding. the cop asks the guy what he does for a living. the guy replies "i stretch assholes". the cop, a...
    • mustardbun 04/04/2009
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    • Marijuana Firewood
    • 'Hello, Is this the Police Station?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's...
    • Mikemisat 03/11/2009
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    • Gotta Love a Good Nurse
    • A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well....
    • ADLife 02/17/2009
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    • Cop Trouble?
    • "If you run, youll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because theyre new. Theyll stretch out after you wear them...
    • ADLife 01/28/2009
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    • bad day
    • A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally...
    • dcervenka05 01/25/2009
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