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- Whore's Grandma
- A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested...
- beast_radio 06/13/2012
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- Complete Stop
- A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New...
- deathwish01b 06/12/2012
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- Why did the suspenders get arrested?
- A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- The Speed Ticket
- A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding. Officer: May I see your drivers license? Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- It could be worse
- There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the same...
- ussoldier820 03/18/2012
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- rock paper scissors....
- a cop pulled me over and said papers. i said scissors and drove off.... i totally won that one
- eastcrazy 12/29/2011
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- Terrible Accident
- Police arrive at the scene of a terrible one car accident. The car is wrapped around a light pole, a man and woman lay unconscious and a little boy...
- scubadude 07/23/2011
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- The sheep joke
- A man is walking down the street and he sees a sheep. He leads the sheep to the police station and says to a cop "I found this sheep walking...
- BeccyDy 05/09/2011
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- Blonde Gets Pulled Over
- A blonde was speeding down a highway 'til a cop pulled her over. He asked if he could see her driver's license. She turned away and started...
- ciammettic 05/08/2011
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- what happend
- there was a crazy guy on top of a building yelling, IM GOING TO JUMP!!!. then a cop goes to him and says, not, dont do it you got so much to live...
- blandest666 04/21/2011
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- the fastest state trooper
- a drunk ends up driving off the road into a snow bank and falls asleep in his car with the engine running. a state trooper walks up next to him and...
- squeenny 04/04/2011
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- Christmas Cop
- On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid,...
- MrmandoG2 12/27/2010
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- Drunken Cop
- Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the...
- M0rningWOOD 12/11/2010
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- Trip to Alabama
- There were 2 guys from Virginia wanting to open a bowling alley. They had the alley but no bowling balls. Well, they found some cheap ones on Craig's...
- griefcauser 11/18/2010
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- asshole stretcher
- A woman was speeding down the highway late for work and gets pulled over by a cop. He takes her info and asks,whats the hurry? She says im late for...
- chubbychaser 11/17/2010
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- Glad to be drunk
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
- BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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- Blonde cop
- A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May I see your licence? Lady:...
- vxjacobxv 11/09/2010
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- Documentation
- Mobsters fall into a police trap. The cops give 'driving too fast' as the reason and follow the standard procedure. "Can you show me your...
- P00KY 04/04/2010
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- glad to be drunk
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
- milw414 03/15/2010
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- cant you keep your mouth shut?
- A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it...
- 237g 02/21/2010
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- 22 Things To Never Say To A Cop
- 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that...
- Punisher7589 02/07/2010
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- Hedge Clippers
- A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in ...
- roxanna_us 02/05/2010
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- Out on the Lake
- One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap inside. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides...
- xxfregiltxx 01/14/2010
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- Bang in the Back seat
- A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot....
- guinness13494 01/12/2010
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- The Juggler
- A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....
- BrandonAR 11/15/2009
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- Don't say this to a cop, Top 20
- 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you...
- Delice78 11/09/2009
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- Courtroom
- If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- The Electric Fence
- The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village...
- KingRolo0503 09/10/2009
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- Smart Lawyer, Smarter Cop
- A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. Of course he thinks he is smarter than the deputy because he's big shot lawyer...
- KingRolo0503 09/08/2009
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- 12 things not to say to a cop
- Top 12 things NOT to say to a Cop.... 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar...
- kaitones 07/29/2009
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- Speed limits
- Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, A state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks To...
- rondetto 07/13/2009
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- can u spell divorce?
- This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver...
- da3rdjuggalo 07/07/2009
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- Who's driving?
- there's a mexican and black man in a car. Who's driving? the cop.
- noregrets 06/11/2009
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- Glad to be Drunk
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
- ladj 05/13/2009
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- The Haircut
- One Monday, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from...
- swifttallon 04/10/2009
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- asshole stretcher
- a cop pulls a guy over for speeding. the cop asks the guy what he does for a living. the guy replies "i stretch assholes". the cop, a...
- mustardbun 04/04/2009
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- Marijuana Firewood
- 'Hello, Is this the Police Station?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's...
- Mikemisat 03/11/2009
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- Gotta Love a Good Nurse
- A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However,...
- ADLife 02/17/2009
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- Cop Trouble?
- "If you run, youll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because theyre new. Theyll stretch out after you wear them...
- ADLife 01/28/2009
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- bad day
- A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked...
- dcervenka05 01/25/2009
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