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    • Catch and Release

    • After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
    • Urbanus1234
      Uploaded 12/17/2011
      • 699 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Rectum Stretcher

    • While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side...
    • Twidget
      Uploaded 06/22/2011
      • 490 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Swerve to avoid a box

    • Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for...
    • nathan34
      Uploaded 05/04/2011
      • 558 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Medvenator

    • Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
    • Arabeika
      Uploaded 01/22/2011
      • 700 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Medvenator

    • Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
    • Arabeika
      Uploaded 01/22/2011
      • 683 Views
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    • dead pig

    • A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I...
    • the1packfan
      Uploaded 12/26/2010
      • 497 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • pulled over

    • A man is out fishing and realizes he was supposed to be home an hour ago. He jumps in his car and speeds away, checking his watch as he zooms...
    • wert89
      Uploaded 01/07/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • FBI, CIA, and LAPD

    • The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 11/24/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • really dumb truckers

    • While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 11/04/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 16 Funny Things Cops Say

    • 16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.' 15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 07/31/2009
      • 6.7k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • she didn't get a ticket

    • a young lady was speeding down a highway when she crossed a bridge. unfortunatly, a highway man was waiting on the other side with a radar...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 06/30/2009
      • 432 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Good, Better, Best

    • GOOD, BETTER, BEST GOOD A cop from the NSW Police was watching for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a...
    • RedLesPaul
      Uploaded 05/25/2009
      • 588 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Detroit

    • A teacher in a Detroit, Michigan, elementary school asked her students if they could tell the class what sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 04/22/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Redneck Firewood

    • 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'...
    • gibsonking2000
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • A cops night.

    • In a small town in Texas a local cop was eating in one of his favorite diners. As he was drinking his coffee a old couple, mabye in their...
    • cow123
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 607 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • After Christmas Joke!

    • A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said....
    • lennny01
      Uploaded 12/29/2008
      • 547 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • I Think

    • next time a cop pulls you over ask him this - "sir could i get in trouble if i call you a dumbass?" to which he'll...
    • RUSTYmachine
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 610 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Getting pulled over

    • A man was driving 85 mph in a 55 mph zone when he got pulled over by a police officer. After a few minutes, the officer walks up to the man's...
    • Zachary74
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • No to Drugs

    • Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, You seem like...
    • wantSUMcandy
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 500 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cop Comebacks

    • Cop Comebacks You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on this ticket, huh? Can...
    • wantSUMcandy
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 852 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sniffer Dog

    • A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Beware The Trees

    • A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/11/2008
      • 401 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cop and little girl

    • A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said....
    • mentosbob12
      Uploaded 12/03/2008
      • 712 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Policeman

    • A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him: - You are ruining police reputation, go...
    • Eastside_Dave
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
      • 402 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • texas trooper

    • Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
    • superhommy
      Uploaded 11/16/2008
      • 408 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Not a good date

    • A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has...
    • brokensticks
      Uploaded 11/15/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 14 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Speeding!

    • Speeding A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's...
    • codeman11
      Uploaded 11/09/2008
      • 545 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 64 Ways to Piss Off Cops

    • 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When he asks why you were speeding,...
    • re4manonline
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
      • 4.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Goose Hunting

    • So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in his bag with the other geese. Just as he closes the bag, a...
    • HomemadeGrenade
      Uploaded 10/20/2008
      • 4k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cops?

    • A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a...
    • berv
      Uploaded 10/03/2008
      • 432 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 2 More Beers

    • 2 rednecks are out drinkin one night and tooling around in Junior's pickup... They see a police road block up ahead, and his buddy Buford...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/16/2008
      • 799 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Speeding

    • One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The...
    • Tslice
      Uploaded 09/12/2008
      • 626 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Speeding

    • One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The...
    • Tslice
      Uploaded 09/12/2008
      • 410 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Parking Ticket

    • I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
    • mc03steve
      Uploaded 08/09/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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