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    • Catch and Release
    • After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
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    • Rectum Stretcher
    • While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side...
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    • Swerve to avoid a box
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    • dead pig
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    • pulled over
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    • FBI, CIA, and LAPD
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    • really dumb truckers
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    • 16 Funny Things Cops Say
    • 16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.' 15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're...
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    • she didn't get a ticket
    • a young lady was speeding down a highway when she crossed a bridge. unfortunatly, a highway man was waiting on the other side with a radar...
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    • Good, Better, Best
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    • Detroit
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    • Redneck Firewood
    • 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'...
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    • A cops night.
    • In a small town in Texas a local cop was eating in one of his favorite diners. As he was drinking his coffee a old couple, mabye in their...
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    • After Christmas Joke!
    • A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said....
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    • I Think
    • next time a cop pulls you over ask him this - "sir could i get in trouble if i call you a dumbass?" to which he'll...
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    • Getting pulled over
    • A man was driving 85 mph in a 55 mph zone when he got pulled over by a police officer. After a few minutes, the officer walks up to the man's...
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    • No to Drugs
    • Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like...
    • wantSUMcandy 12/16/2008
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    • Cop Comebacks
    • Cop Comebacks “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on this ticket, huh?” “Can...
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    • Sniffer Dog
    • A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador...
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    • Beware The Trees
    • A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're...
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    • Cop and little girl
    • A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said....
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    • The Policeman
    • A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him: - You are ruining police reputation, go...
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    • texas trooper
    • Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
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    • Not a good date
    • A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has...
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    • Speeding!
    • Speeding A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's...
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    • Goose Hunting
    • So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in his bag with the other geese. Just as he closes the bag, a...
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    • Cops?
    • A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a...
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    • 2 More Beers
    • 2 rednecks are out drinkin one night and tooling around in Junior's pickup... They see a police road block up ahead, and his buddy Buford...
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    • Speeding
    • One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The...
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    • Speeding
    • One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The...
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    • Parking Ticket
    • I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
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