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    • Flying Dildo
    • A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed,...
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    • The Hammer
    • The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of...
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    • Homicide by hammer
    • The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back...
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    • THE FOUR KINDS OF SEX
    • There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you...
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    • Courtroom
    • If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney...
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    • Cross examined Coroner
    • As he cross-examined the coroner, the defense attorney asked, "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the man's...
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    • Court room joke
    • Although all of the evidence provided by my lawyer to the court was completely circumcised, we are pretty sure it will stand up in court....
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    • Things said in Court
    • These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...
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    • Court Jokes
    • These are actual quotes of what people said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What...
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    • IRS Hearing Help
    • A man called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are...
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    • The Shopping Crook
    • It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas...
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    • The Wrench
    • A guy was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a Wrench." A voice at...
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    • No to Drugs
    • Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like...
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    • Cross Examination
    • A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing...
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    • John the Court Jester
    • A long time ago there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. John the Court Jester knew that the penalty for his desire would be death...
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    • The Lawyer Dream
    • Little Evan wanted to be a lawyer. He thought it would be so fun... going to court everyday to tell lies and exaggerate... In fact, he sometimes...
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    • things said in court
    • These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...
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    • Ducks Blowing Bubbles
    • Three ducks were brought to court. The guard asked the first duck what it's name was and why it was there. The duck answered, "My name is...
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    • Contempt Of Court
    • A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless...
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    • Gay Drivers
    • Two gay guys are driving down a road and stop at a stop sign. Unfortunately, they are rear ended by a truck. The driver looks at the passenger...
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    • Killing with a hammer
    • A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice...
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    • I forgot what I forgot
    • This is a true court story: Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? Witness: Yes. Attorney: And in what ways does...
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    • Accident Witness
    • A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: "Did...
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    • Judge's Dictum
    • "So I was in traffic court today and the judge wouldn't hear my side of the story. He just declared it was my fault in his decree or...
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    • smokin dope
    • Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince...
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    • Lying Neighbor
    • A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the...
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    • Peaches
    • An old woman was in court because she stole a can of peaches. The judge said "since your crime is light, I will give you 5 days in jail, as there...
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