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- Flying Dildo
- A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed, Mom...
- unzippingMyFLy 07/02/2012
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- The Hammer
- The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- Case Dismissed
- A woman, 8 months pregnant, got on a bus and sat down. She noticed that the man sitting across from her smiling, and decided to switch seats. Now the...
- hanuman 07/09/2011
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- Homicide by hammer
- The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of...
- UNUSERNAME 05/09/2010
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- THE FOUR KINDS OF SEX
- There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you...
- midnightblaze91 11/29/2009
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- Courtroom
- If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Cross examined Coroner
- As he cross-examined the coroner, the defense attorney asked, "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the man's...
- yuri_vaultin 09/24/2009
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- Funny Things Said in Court PART 2
- ATTORNEY: This "Myasthenia Gravis;" does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what way does it affect your...
- xxfregiltxx 08/08/2009
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- Funny Things Said in Court PART 1
- ATTORNEY: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? MEDICAL EXPERT: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. ATTORNEY: What happened...
- xxfregiltxx 08/08/2009
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- Court room joke
- Although all of the evidence provided by my lawyer to the court was completely circumcised, we are pretty sure it will stand up in court....
- lowry2086 07/14/2009
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- Things said in Court
- These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...
- chickick1590 02/28/2009
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- Court Jokes
- These are actual quotes of what people said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...
- nspizzl 02/09/2009
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- Texas judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody
- Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008. A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama when he challenged a court ruling over who should...
- quagmeister 01/09/2009
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- IRS Hearing Help
- A man called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a...
- soccerkid8306 01/01/2009
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- The Shopping Crook
- It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas...
- dcervenka05 12/22/2008
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- The Wrench
- A guy was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a Wrench." A voice at the...
- lorddread 12/18/2008
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- No to Drugs
- Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice...
- wantSUMcandy 12/16/2008
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- illegal immigrants and traffic court
- Ok, immigration rights are totally fucked up. In order to drive in the united states you have to be able to read english. In traffic court illegal...
- BurtonBoarder49 12/13/2008
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- Cross Examination
- A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the...
- AiwaSoundSystem 12/06/2008
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- John the Court Jester
- A long time ago there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. John the Court Jester knew that the penalty for his desire would be death...
- midnite492 10/16/2008
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- Divorced couple fighting over son.
- A man and woman freshly divorced are in court to settle on who their 9 year old son should live with. Both of their lawyers give great arguments and...
- DarthTolkien 09/29/2008
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- The Lawyer Dream
- Little Evan wanted to be a lawyer. He thought it would be so fun... going to court everyday to tell lies and exaggerate... In fact, he sometimes...
- littleevan 08/27/2008
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- things said in court
- These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...
- hawker30 08/13/2008
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- Ducks Blowing Bubbles
- Three ducks were brought to court. The guard asked the first duck what it's name was and why it was there. The duck answered, "My name is Quack...
- djohn23 08/12/2008
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- Contempt Of Court
- A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/10/2008
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- Gay Drivers
- Two gay guys are driving down a road and stop at a stop sign. Unfortunately, they are rear ended by a truck. The driver looks at the passenger and...
- mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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- Killing with a hammer
- A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at...
- mortgagemescott 06/02/2008
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- I forgot what I forgot
- This is a true court story: Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? Witness: Yes. Attorney: And in what ways does it...
- pezoket 06/01/2008
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- Why Did The Chicken Cross The Basketball Court
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls.
- IHateAds 05/02/2008
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- Accident Witness
- A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: "Did you...
- kb2o 04/23/2008
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- Judge's Dictum
- "So I was in traffic court today and the judge wouldn't hear my side of the story. He just declared it was my fault in his decree or whatever at...
- Murphly 04/09/2008
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- smokin dope
- Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more...
- dizzle317 04/07/2008
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- Lying Neighbor
- A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a...
- ave25 02/13/2008
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- Peaches
- An old woman was in court because she stole a can of peaches. The judge said "since your crime is light, I will give you 5 days in jail, as there...
- s0undphile 01/01/2008
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- Contempt of Court
- A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless...
- ebaum 10/12/2007
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