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    • Flying Dildo

    • A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed,...
    • unzippingMyFLy
      Uploaded 07/02/2012
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    • The Hammer

    • The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of...
    • Lucky_Lotto
      Uploaded 04/08/2012
      • 485 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Homicide by hammer

    • The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 05/09/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • THE FOUR KINDS OF SEX

    • There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you...
    • midnightblaze91
      Uploaded 11/29/2009
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    • Courtroom

    • If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/09/2009
      • 970 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Cross examined Coroner

    • As he cross-examined the coroner, the defense attorney asked, "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the man's...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 09/24/2009
      • 937 Views
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    • Court room joke

    • Although all of the evidence provided by my lawyer to the court was completely circumcised, we are pretty sure it will stand up in court....
    • lowry2086
      Uploaded 07/14/2009
      • 915 Views
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    • Things said in Court

    • These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...
    • chickick1590
      Uploaded 02/28/2009
      • 778 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Court Jokes

    • These are actual quotes of what people said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What...
    • nspizzl
      Uploaded 02/09/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 5 Favorites
    • IRS Hearing Help

    • A man called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are...
    • soccerkid8306
      Uploaded 01/01/2009
      • 511 Views
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    • The Shopping Crook

    • It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 578 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The Wrench

    • A guy was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a Wrench." A voice at...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 579 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • No to Drugs

    • Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, You seem like...
    • wantSUMcandy
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 500 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cross Examination

    • A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing...
    • AiwaSoundSystem
      Uploaded 12/06/2008
      • 441 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • John the Court Jester

    • A long time ago there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. John the Court Jester knew that the penalty for his desire would be death...
    • midnite492
      Uploaded 10/16/2008
      • 645 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • The Lawyer Dream

    • Little Evan wanted to be a lawyer. He thought it would be so fun... going to court everyday to tell lies and exaggerate... In fact, he sometimes...
    • littleevan
      Uploaded 08/27/2008
      • 576 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • things said in court

    • These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...
    • hawker30
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
      • 615 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ducks Blowing Bubbles

    • Three ducks were brought to court. The guard asked the first duck what it's name was and why it was there. The duck answered, "My name is...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 7k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Contempt Of Court

    • A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 353 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Gay Drivers

    • Two gay guys are driving down a road and stop at a stop sign. Unfortunately, they are rear ended by a truck. The driver looks at the passenger...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
      • 935 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Killing with a hammer

    • A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 966 Comments
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    • I forgot what I forgot

    • This is a true court story: Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? Witness: Yes. Attorney: And in what ways does...
    • pezoket
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
      • 461 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Accident Witness

    • A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: "Did...
    • kb2o
      Uploaded 04/23/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Judge's Dictum

    • "So I was in traffic court today and the judge wouldn't hear my side of the story. He just declared it was my fault in his decree or...
    • Murphly
      Uploaded 04/09/2008
      • 573 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • smokin dope

    • Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince...
    • dizzle317
      Uploaded 04/07/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Lying Neighbor

    • A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the...
    • ave25
      Uploaded 02/13/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Peaches

    • An old woman was in court because she stole a can of peaches. The judge said "since your crime is light, I will give you 5 days in jail, as there...
    • s0undphile
      Uploaded 01/01/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Contempt of Court

    • A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 10/12/2007
      • 71k Views
      • 66 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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