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    • Voodoo Dick
    • A 50-year-old husband came home to his wife on their anniversary. With their sex life being the most boring it had ever been since they got...
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    • Cognitive Reasoning Test.
    • Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test. The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times...
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    • Red Fire Fighter
    • There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine. Four and eight makes 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is a...
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    • Better Start Bailing!
    • During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be...
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    • Psychiatrist phone
    • Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask...
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    • One Less Lawyer
    • An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the...
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    • Ethel
    • Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors of the...
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    • Bathroom Joke
    • In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign above the sink that said, "Think!" The next day, when he went to the men's room,...
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    • Ruin someone's day
    • Having sex doggy-style is like driving on ice. One slip and you can fuck up someone's rear end.
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    • Mental Hospital
    • After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the...
    • i_know_jack 07/30/2008
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    • Circular Logic
    • Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I'll let you two...
    • DreaD08 07/29/2008
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    • The password
    • A horny husband was helping his wife pick out a password on her email, so he picked PENIS. The wife fell out of the chair laughing when the...
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    • The Sponge
    • Little Timmy was taking a shower with his mom. He turns around and sees her pussy. Confused and a little scared he points and asks "What is...
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    • The tennis Lesson
    • A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he...
    • DreaD08 07/25/2008
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    • The Interveiw
    • Four guys are applying for a job. Only one of them can make it though. So the boss of the company decided to ask them a few questions. The last...
    • DreaD08 07/21/2008
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    • The kittie
    • Teacher asks "Tim, why is your cat at school today?" Tim says (crying), I heard my daddy tell my mommy "I'm gonna eat that...
    • DreaD08 07/19/2008
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    • The Bank Robery
    • A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this...
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    • blond joke
    • While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told that it was to let blind...
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    • blond joke
    • A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, "Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles." She was really late for her...
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    • blond joke
    • When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."
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    • blond joke
    • A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn...
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    • blond joke
    • On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing...
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    • Jewels
    • The wealthy wife of a very successful businessman went to the portrait artist for her first sitting. The portrait, a gift for her husband. She...
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    • Crazy World
    • You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the...
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    • The Divorce Case
    • A man and his wife we re in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and...
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    • How to drive women crazy
    • 1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it. 2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different...
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    • Are you my son?
    • An old man was sitting at the bar, when a young man came in with a mowhawk haircut dyed different colors. He sat down next to the old man and...
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    • the looney bin
    • During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be...
    • DreaD08 06/13/2008
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    • A few days off
    • I decided that I needed a few days off and realized that I had run out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send...
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    • Kentucky Dumb Laws
    • Kentucky Crazy Law # No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl...
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    • Florida Crazy laws
    • Florida Crazy Law # Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. # It is considered an offense to shower naked. # You are not allowed to...
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    • New York Crazy Laws
    • New York Crazy Law # The penalty for jumping off a building is death. # Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. Looking for more dumb...
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    • Crazy Pennsylvania Laws
    • Pennsylvania Crazy Law # No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer...
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    • taste testing
    • A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is...
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    • Lucky day
    • While walking through a forest, a man found another man hugging a tree with his ear against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out...
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