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    • OLD Mr. Ford.
    • The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the...
    • 237g 08/13/2012
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    • Visit to the Zoo
    • Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Albert and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into...
    • rondetto 03/19/2012
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    • bumper sticker sayings
    • 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4....
    • daloia 01/08/2011
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    • Last Day For a Mailman
    • It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...
    • WTFMessanger 09/11/2010
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    • Interview With The Shepherd
    • TV reporter was told to make an interview with a shepherd for a childern's show. He asks the man how his typycal day looks like. "I get...
    • P00KY 03/31/2010
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    • Get To Work!
    • Guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you...
    • P00KY 03/22/2010
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    • Patrolling The Woods
    • Soldier's diary: Monday. Went to patrol the woods. Encountered a girl that got lost in the forest. Got horny and took her to the bushes. It...
    • P00KY 03/21/2010
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    • The Perfect Day for Him and Her
    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • Taxi Driver's First Day
    • During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched,...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • Redneck valentine
    • A Redneck Valentine Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like...
    • yardman 01/04/2010
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    • Bad day.
    • So...this short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs...
    • LTlingerie 01/04/2010
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    • Last Day on the Job
    • It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...
    • aablueangel 11/10/2009
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    • A Really Bad Day
    • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • aablueangel 11/10/2009
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    • TOP TEN DARES
    • 10. Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car. 9. Ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. Then when...
    • 255rawrness552 10/30/2009
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    • billy bob
    • One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious. “Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come...
    • 255rawrness552 10/30/2009
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    • not for 6 months
    • A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he...
    • 255rawrness552 10/30/2009
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    • another pig joke
    • there was a bear, a lion and a pig. -the bear said: that when he growls the whole forest gets frightened -the lion said: that when he growls...
    • 255rawrness552 10/30/2009
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    • This little piggy
    • This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. And this...
    • 255rawrness552 10/30/2009
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    • swine flu
    • •Q: Did you hear about the guy who said he would get sick when pigs Fly. A: The Swine Flew
    • 255rawrness552 10/30/2009
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    • sexy P
    • There was a boy who was playing outside with his friend and he comes inside to ask his mom what she was doing since she hasn't seen her since he...
    • 255rawrness552 10/30/2009
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    • The dumpster joke.
    • whats worse then 10 babies in a dumpster 1 baby in 10 dumpsters But srsly they're both bad don't do this at home... go out and do it...
    • 255rawrness552 10/29/2009
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    • Last Day on the Job
    • It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...
    • musicman6969 07/08/2009
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    • Bad day
    • A trucker walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sees a small man in a suit sitting next to him so he decieds to mess with him while he waits,...
    • Ozzy66697 06/03/2009
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    • a day off
    • Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow,...
    • idontwannakno 05/24/2009
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    • Bad Day
    • A truck driver was having a bad day. His truck had broken down in the country and there was no alternative for the trucker but to walk the ten...
    • ADLife 04/21/2009
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    • Johnny Fuckhour
    • A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves The first child...
    • diniefofinie 04/01/2009
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    • Don't Fart In Bed
    • This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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    • st. patty's day joke
    • A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first...
    • mastro85 03/18/2009
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    • My Dog On A Sunny Day
    • It was a sunny day. I decided to turn on the lawn sprinkler, just as my dog was walking across the grass. He thought it was the lamp-post...
    • rachelchunter 03/12/2009
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    • Unlucky
    • A mother,father, 10 year old boy and a mini pincher went to see the grand canyon for a family vacation. As they stood there gazing at the view a...
    • markie554 03/11/2009
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    • Bad Day
    • You know you've had a bad day when you have a house payment, a car payment, a wife AND a girlfriend, and they are ALL late.
    • frost1102 03/11/2009
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