-
-
joke -
- Dad Feels The Pain Of Child Labor
- A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in and said, We have a new program where the father feels the...
- KojaStilez 06/21/2012
-
- 498
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Dead Baby and a Mustang
- Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a mustang A: I don't have a mustang in my garage
- kappakid71 05/16/2012
-
- 62
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dead Baby and a B-Day Cake
- Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a birthday cake? A: You don't need a special occassion to eat a dead baby
- kappakid71 05/16/2012
-
- 120
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- What do you call...?
- What do you call a million dead politicians lying at the bottom of a sea trench? A start.
- deathwish01b 04/30/2012
-
- 94
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Tupperware
- How do you get a baby into tupperware? - A Blender How do you get a baby out of tupperware? - A Straw
- SirBumpsALot 03/22/2012
-
- 170
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dead baby jokes
- What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. How do you keep a baby from crawling...
- godmalo1 03/17/2012
-
- 199
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Elderly conditioning
- An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have...
- fistingu 03/06/2012
-
- 73
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Whitney Houston
- Maybe Whitney Houston isn't dead. . . maybe she's just waiting to exhale.
- bgamble 03/01/2012
-
- 47
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Whitney Houston
- This Just In. . . Whitney Houston has been clean for almost a month now.
- bgamble 03/01/2012
-
- 31
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Whitney Houston
- Whitney Houston's life ended like many of her songs did. . . on a high note
- bgamble 03/01/2012
-
- 19
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- My Brain, Roses, and Violets
- Roses are blue, Violets are red, This just goes to show that my brain is dead.! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith
- buckjoseph 02/19/2012
-
- 158
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Funny Joke
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
- trollfacejpeg 12/15/2011
-
- 577
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dead children joke
- whats the difference between unloading a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? you can't unload bowling balls with a pitch...
- petpillow 12/05/2011
-
- 246
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Dead Baby Joke
- How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice-cream and a scoop of dead baby.
- s8an 11/18/2011
-
- 276
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Stop-Sign Crash
- A man crashed into the stop-sign the other day, and it stopped him dead in his tracks! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith
- buckjoseph 11/17/2011
-
- 480
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Blonde Joke Anyone?
- So there's this blonde sharing a cell block with a redhead and a brunette in a Texas State Pen, all of em' on death row and scheduled to die on the...
- SoupNaziscousin 10/23/2011
-
- 539
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Brave man
- A door-to-door salesman dies and arrives at the pearly gate. St. Peter tells him that in order to be allowed into Heaven, he must have performed an...
- sansevieria 10/09/2011
-
- 482
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- dead baby joke
- why do you put a baby in a blender feet first. to watch its expression on it face!
- march31 10/05/2011
-
- 475
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Police Speeding FUNNY
- Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
-
- 849
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Missing my ex-wife
- People used to always ask me if I missed my ex-wife. I would tell them, "Yes, with the first shot, but the second and third shots were right...
- scubadude 08/17/2011
-
- 841
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- My dearly departed ex-wife
- Don't think that just because your ex-wife is dead that all your troubles are over. They're not. You've got to clean up the crime scene, dispose...
- scubadude 07/31/2011
-
- 915
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- pliisbury doughboy obituary
- Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and...
- simplytheish 07/21/2011
-
- 333
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Blonde's Dead Mom
- Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's...
- iRaid 07/07/2011
-
- 401
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dead Baby Joke
- Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a Clown Suit? A Dead Baby in a clown suit sitting next to a Kid with Down Syndrome
- nuntuffer 05/17/2011
-
- 931
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Another dead baby joke
- Q. What's the difference between fifty dead babies and a Ferrari? A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
- HvyMtlHiRoller 03/07/2011
-
- 476
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Top joke in USA
- A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral...
- INTERNETMUNCH 03/04/2011
-
- 1,386
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Hooker pizza
- What do a Hooker and a Pizza have in common?... They both taste good cold in the morning!
- scalita1 02/27/2011
-
- 809
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Result of a Heart Attack
- An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait,...
- Marine13 02/22/2011
-
- 1,017
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dead Baby Joke 2
- What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bricks? You can't unload the load of bricks with a pitchfork.
- BigGayShlong 11/24/2010
-
- 393
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Bill gates Dies
- Bill Gates And God Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al...
- LIQUIDMUSTACH 11/15/2010
-
- 972
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Heaven's New Policy
- It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had...
- Marine13 11/15/2010
-
- 781
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Errections !
- What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor? An errection.
- TO88 10/23/2010
-
- 704
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Sex with my Baby
- What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
- picbutt 10/23/2010
-
- 583
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Pile of Babies
- What's sicker than a pile of dead babies? The live one trying to eat it's way out.
- picbutt 10/23/2010
-
- 459
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dead Babies Joke
- Q: What's best about dead babies? A: The Jokes
- ideasbychuck 10/10/2010
-
- 323
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dumb joke yet again
- Q: What does a dead baby look like as you're lowering it into a running blender? A: I don't know either, I'm always too busy masturbating to really...
- Johnny_Quest808 09/14/2010
-
- 642
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dead man's hard-on
- A guy dies while making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do...
- rattlebox02 09/11/2010
-
- 1,042
- 5
- 1
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dead Dog Layin' In The Road
- Q: What's the difference between a dead dog laying in the road, and a dead black guy laying in the road? A: There's skid marks infront of the dog.
- lilbuster444 09/10/2010
-
- 854
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dead Baby Joke 3
- Whats small and spins really fast? A BABY IN A BLENDER! (Only uploading theese so i can be a TOP USER!)
- Keldon 08/14/2010
-
- 653
- 2
- 0
-
