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    • Tupperware
    • How do you get a baby into tupperware? - A Blender How do you get a baby out of tupperware? - A Straw
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    • Elderly conditioning
    • An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we...
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    • Funny Joke
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
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    • Dead children joke
    • whats the difference between unloading a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? you can't unload bowling balls with a...
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    • Dead Baby Joke
    • How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice-cream and a scoop of dead baby.
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    • Stop-Sign Crash
    • A man crashed into the stop-sign the other day, and it stopped him dead in his tracks! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith
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    • Blonde Joke Anyone?
    • So there's this blonde sharing a cell block with a redhead and a brunette in a Texas State Pen, all of em' on death row and scheduled to die on...
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    • Brave man
    • A door-to-door salesman dies and arrives at the pearly gate. St. Peter tells him that in order to be allowed into Heaven, he must have performed...
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    • dead baby joke
    • why do you put a baby in a blender feet first. to watch its expression on it face!
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    • Police Speeding FUNNY
    • Officer: May I see your driverís license? Driver: I donít have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the ownerís...
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    • Missing my ex-wife
    • People used to always ask me if I missed my ex-wife. I would tell them, "Yes, with the first shot, but the second and third shots were...
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    • My dearly departed ex-wife
    • Don't think that just because your ex-wife is dead that all your troubles are over. They're not. You've got to clean up the crime scene,...
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    • Blonde's Dead Mom
    • Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically,...
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    • Dead Baby
    • Whats funnier then a dead baby in a clown costume? the retarded kid sitting next to him.
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    • Dead Baby Joke
    • Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a Clown Suit? A Dead Baby in a clown suit sitting next to a Kid with Down Syndrome
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    • Top joke in USA
    • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long...
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    • Hooker pizza
    • What do a Hooker and a Pizza have in common?... They both taste good cold in the morning!
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    • Result of a Heart Attack
    • An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long...
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    • Bill gates Dies
    • Bill Gates And God Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to...
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    • Heaven's New Policy
    • It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you...
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    • Errections !
    • What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor? An errection.
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    • Sex with my Baby
    • What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
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    • Pile of Babies
    • What's sicker than a pile of dead babies? The live one trying to eat it's way out.
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    • Dumb joke yet again
    • Q: What does a dead baby look like as you're lowering it into a running blender? A: I don't know either, I'm always too busy masturbating to...
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    • Dead man's hard-on
    • A guy dies while making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall...
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    • Dead Baby Joke 3
    • Whats small and spins really fast? A BABY IN A BLENDER! (Only uploading theese so i can be a TOP USER!)
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