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    • Dead Baby Joke

    • Q: What do you call a baby, with no arms and legs, floating in the middle of the ocean?
    • DR21
      Uploaded 01/05/2015
      • 430 Views
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    • Dead Baby Joke

    • Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
    • DR21
      Uploaded 01/04/2015
      • 829 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dad Feels The Pain Of Child Labor

    • A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in and said, We have a new program where the father feels...
    • KojaStilez
      Uploaded 06/21/2012
      • 656 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby and a B-Day Cake

    • Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a birthday cake? A: You don't need a special occassion to eat a dead baby
    • kappakid71
      Uploaded 05/16/2012
      • 551 Views
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    • Tupperware

    • How do you get a baby into tupperware? - A Blender How do you get a baby out of tupperware? - A Straw
    • SirBumpsALot
      Uploaded 03/22/2012
      • 471 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Elderly conditioning

    • An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we...
    • fistingu
      Uploaded 03/06/2012
      • 89 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Whitney Houston

    • Maybe Whitney Houston isn't dead. . . maybe she's just waiting to exhale.
    • bgamble
      Uploaded 03/01/2012
      • 71 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Whitney Houston

    • This Just In. . . Whitney Houston has been clean for almost a month now.
    • bgamble
      Uploaded 03/01/2012
      • 58 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Whitney Houston

    • Whitney Houston's life ended like many of her songs did. . . on a high note
    • bgamble
      Uploaded 03/01/2012
      • 33 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Funny Joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • trollfacejpeg
      Uploaded 12/15/2011
      • 608 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead children joke

    • whats the difference between unloading a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? you can't unload bowling balls with a...
    • petpillow
      Uploaded 12/05/2011
      • 318 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Joke

    • How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice-cream and a scoop of dead baby.
    • s8an
      Uploaded 11/18/2011
      • 310 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stop-Sign Crash

    • A man crashed into the stop-sign the other day, and it stopped him dead in his tracks! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith
    • buckjoseph
      Uploaded 11/17/2011
      • 508 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Joke Anyone?

    • So there's this blonde sharing a cell block with a redhead and a brunette in a Texas State Pen, all of em' on death row and scheduled to die on...
    • SoupNaziscousin
      Uploaded 10/23/2011
      • 581 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Brave man

    • A door-to-door salesman dies and arrives at the pearly gate. St. Peter tells him that in order to be allowed into Heaven, he must have performed...
    • sansevieria
      Uploaded 10/09/2011
      • 506 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • dead baby joke

    • why do you put a baby in a blender feet first. to watch its expression on it face!
    • march31
      Uploaded 10/05/2011
      • 515 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Police Speeding FUNNY

    • Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/24/2011
      • 908 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Missing my ex-wife

    • People used to always ask me if I missed my ex-wife. I would tell them, "Yes, with the first shot, but the second and third shots were...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/17/2011
      • 917 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • My dearly departed ex-wife

    • Don't think that just because your ex-wife is dead that all your troubles are over. They're not. You've got to clean up the crime scene,...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/31/2011
      • 935 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • pliisbury doughboy obituary

    • Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection...
    • simplytheish
      Uploaded 07/21/2011
      • 380 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde's Dead Mom

    • Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically,...
    • iRaid
      Uploaded 07/07/2011
      • 419 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby

    • Whats funnier then a dead baby in a clown costume? the retarded kid sitting next to him.
    • k0rn328
      Uploaded 06/24/2011
      • 901 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Joke

    • Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a Clown Suit? A Dead Baby in a clown suit sitting next to a Kid with Down Syndrome
    • nuntuffer
      Uploaded 05/17/2011
      • 958 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Top joke in USA

    • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long...
    • INTERNETMUNCH
      Uploaded 03/04/2011
      • 1.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hooker pizza

    • What do a Hooker and a Pizza have in common?... They both taste good cold in the morning!
    • scalita1
      Uploaded 02/27/2011
      • 830 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Result of a Heart Attack

    • An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 02/22/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bill gates Dies

    • Bill Gates And God Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to...
    • LIQUIDMUSTACH
      Uploaded 11/15/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Heaven's New Policy

    • It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 11/15/2010
      • 869 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Errections !

    • What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor? An errection.
    • TO88
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 726 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sex with my Baby

    • What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 601 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pile of Babies

    • What's sicker than a pile of dead babies? The live one trying to eat it's way out.
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 476 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dumb joke yet again

    • Q: What does a dead baby look like as you're lowering it into a running blender? A: I don't know either, I'm always too busy masturbating to...
    • Johnny_Quest808
      Uploaded 09/14/2010
      • 667 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead man's hard-on

    • A guy dies while making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall...
    • rattlebox02
      Uploaded 09/11/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Dead Dog Layin' In The Road

    • Q: What's the difference between a dead dog laying in the road, and a dead black guy laying in the road? A: There's skid marks infront of the...
    • lilbuster444
      Uploaded 09/10/2010
      • 878 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Joke 3

    • Whats small and spins really fast? A BABY IN A BLENDER! (Only uploading theese so i can be a TOP USER!)
    • Keldon
      Uploaded 08/14/2010
      • 672 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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