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    • Documentation
    • Mobsters fall into a police trap. The cops give 'driving too fast' as the reason and follow the standard procedure. "Can you show me your...
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    • dead baby joke
    • how many dead babies does it take to wallpaper a room? it depends on how thinley you slice the babies
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    • A Good Start
    • what do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? a good start.
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    • Dead Pussy
    • An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...
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    • Unusual Funeral
    • A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby...
    • DarthTolkien 01/04/2010
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    • Heavenly Rewards
    • The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched...
    • DarthTolkien 01/03/2010
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    • Sad Irish Boy
    • An elderly Irish man walking down the street spots a young lad of about 10 years of age crying by the side of the road, so he approaches the boy...
    • jinky1888 12/22/2009
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    • Living girls and Dead girls
    • What's the difference between a Living girl and a Dead girl? A Living girl says: "Hey, what are you doing? Get away from me!." when...
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    • Cowboy Chili
    • A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at...
    • DarthTolkien 11/25/2009
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    • Two Morticians
    • One mortician calls the other in to look at newly arrived body. "Hey, Joe! You've got to see this.", says Chester. "You...
    • DarthTolkien 11/03/2009
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    • If i was a girl.
    • If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
    • horrorfreak 10/22/2009
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    • Black Baby
    • A black baby was given wings by god and the baby asked god "does this mean I'm an angel? God laughed and said "naw nigga, u a bat...
    • roxanna_us 10/15/2009
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    • To The Pet Cemetary
    • An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver,...
    • ghoul_69 09/17/2009
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    • Decomposer
    • When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some...
    • KPness 09/05/2009
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    • Dead Whore
    • A guy went to a brothel and asked for a whore that could take 12 inches. The madam gave him her best one, and the guy went in and started banging...
    • duderinoMCduder 08/25/2009
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    • food stamps
    • How do you starve a dead head? hide his food stamps under a bar of soap!
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    • How's My Granny?
    • Lenny went on vacation and asked Bobby to watch over his house. About a week later, Lenny calls home and asked "How's my cat?". Bobby...
    • duderinoMCduder 08/09/2009
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    • Terrible baby joke
    • What sound does a baby make going through a woodchipper?... hell if i know, i was too busy mastrabating.
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    • michael jackson joke
    • did u hear michael jackson is being creamated? theyre gonna use the melted plastic to make legos so little boys can play with him for once :)
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    • Worse Dead Baby Joke
    • Whats worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that? It has to eat its way out Whats worse than...
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    • blender baby
    • what does a baby in a blender look like? i don't know i was to busy jacking off..
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    • Paddy and Seamus
    • One day Paddy was walking down the beach with Seamus O Flattery when Paddy shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Seamus looked up at the...
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    • Dead Dog
    • A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog...
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    • The Two Hunters
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
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    • Dead Spin
    • What's red and wet and spins on the sealing? A dead guy on a selaing fan.
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    • Fluffy is dead
    • A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into...
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    • Bubba and 2 assholes
    • Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best...
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    • This will make you lol
    • It's April first and a guy is sitting in the hospital waiting for his wife to have their child. The nurse comes out and tells the man there...
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