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    • Dead Baby Joke 2

    • How do you paint a wall faster with a dead baby? THROW IT HARDER!
    • Keldon
      Uploaded 08/14/2010
      • 691 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Documentation

    • Mobsters fall into a police trap. The cops give 'driving too fast' as the reason and follow the standard procedure. "Can you show me your...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 04/04/2010
      • 2k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • dead baby joke

    • how many dead babies does it take to wallpaper a room? it depends on how thinley you slice the babies
    • izk
      Uploaded 02/22/2010
      • 560 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • A Good Start

    • what do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? a good start.
    • josh679
      Uploaded 02/08/2010
      • 993 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Pussy

    • An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...
    • Skool
      Uploaded 01/16/2010
      • 749 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Unusual Funeral

    • A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 01/04/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Heavenly Rewards

    • The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 01/03/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sad Irish Boy

    • An elderly Irish man walking down the street spots a young lad of about 10 years of age crying by the side of the road, so he approaches the boy...
    • jinky1888
      Uploaded 12/22/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Living girls and Dead girls

    • What's the difference between a Living girl and a Dead girl? A Living girl says: "Hey, what are you doing? Get away from me!." when...
    • Ottovan22
      Uploaded 11/29/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cowboy Chili

    • A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 11/25/2009
      • 2.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Two Morticians

    • One mortician calls the other in to look at newly arrived body. "Hey, Joe! You've got to see this.", says Chester. "You...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • If i was a girl.

    • If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
    • horrorfreak
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 5.4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Black Baby

    • A black baby was given wings by god and the baby asked god "does this mean I'm an angel? God laughed and said "naw nigga, u a bat...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/15/2009
      • 3.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead baby

    • Whats funnier than a dead baby? - a dead baby in a clown suit
    • baysidegurl
      Uploaded 10/03/2009
      • 815 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Johnny's Dead Rooster

    • Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front garden. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 10/02/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • To The Pet Cemetary

    • An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver,...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 09/17/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Decomposer

    • When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some...
    • KPness
      Uploaded 09/05/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Whore

    • A guy went to a brothel and asked for a whore that could take 12 inches. The madam gave him her best one, and the guy went in and started banging...
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 08/25/2009
      • 2.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • collection of dead baby jokes

    • Whats purple and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a plastic bag. What's green and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks...
    • kaitones
      Uploaded 08/20/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • food stamps

    • How do you starve a dead head? hide his food stamps under a bar of soap!
    • kbear
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
      • 737 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • one dead head to the other

    • what did one dead head say to the other dead head when they ran out of lsd? man... this music sucks!!
    • kbear
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
      • 633 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • How's My Granny?

    • Lenny went on vacation and asked Bobby to watch over his house. About a week later, Lenny calls home and asked "How's my cat?". Bobby...
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 08/09/2009
      • 933 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Terrible baby joke

    • What sound does a baby make going through a woodchipper?... hell if i know, i was too busy mastrabating.
    • Jezebeth
      Uploaded 07/17/2009
      • 838 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • michael jackson joke

    • did u hear michael jackson is being creamated? theyre gonna use the melted plastic to make legos so little boys can play with him for once :)
    • nmemike
      Uploaded 07/09/2009
      • 765 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Worse Dead Baby Joke

    • Whats worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that? It has to eat its way out Whats worse than...
    • saixberserker
      Uploaded 06/26/2009
      • 723 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • blender baby

    • what does a baby in a blender look like? i don't know i was to busy jacking off..
    • CuntPunter
      Uploaded 06/24/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Paddy and Seamus

    • One day Paddy was walking down the beach with Seamus O Flattery when Paddy shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Seamus looked up at the...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 06/22/2009
      • 589 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Dog

    • A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/16/2009
      • 865 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Two Hunters

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • Vampire476
      Uploaded 06/15/2009
      • 609 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Spin

    • What's red and wet and spins on the sealing? « « « A dead guy on a selaing fan.
    • chimique1
      Uploaded 06/13/2009
      • 874 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fluffy is dead

    • A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/16/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bubba and 2 assholes

    • Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/13/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • This will make you lol

    • It's April first and a guy is sitting in the hospital waiting for his wife to have their child. The nurse comes out and tells the man there...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/06/2009
      • 928 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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