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    • Its Fallen and I Cant Get It Up!

    • Doctor, the embarrassed man said, I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore. Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 05/04/2009
      • 761 Views
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    • jokes with really bad taste

    • Q: What do you get when you kick a 6 yr old boy down a flight of stairs? A: Turned on. Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Nothing Q: What's...
    • pimpninja84
      Uploaded 04/09/2009
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    • The Mortician's Wife

    • A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/20/2009
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    • Hard...

    • Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Putting her back in her wheelchair!
    • gotribe
      Uploaded 03/09/2009
      • 911 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The Jones Twins

    • Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 03/05/2009
      • 611 Views
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    • Crackheads And Alcoholics

    • What's the difference between a crackhead and an alcoholic? - An alcoholic will steal your keys.... A crackhead will steal your keys and help...
    • easy2foley
      Uploaded 03/01/2009
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    • Dear Tide

    • I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/21/2009
      • 3k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Eucalyptus Road

    • Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived....
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/18/2009
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    • Valentine's Poem

    • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you... The Roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/14/2009
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      • 5 Comments
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    • Shopping At Its Worst

    • A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...
    • Syrus
      Uploaded 02/12/2009
      • 973 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Marriage in heaven

    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside...
    • jinky1888
      Uploaded 02/07/2009
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    • terrible sick dead baby jokes

    • (dont hate on me i love babys!) Q: What is worse than a pile of dead babies? A: At the bottom of the pile, there was one trying to eat its way...
    • UberPwnage78
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
      • 4.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • The Obedient Wife

    • There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he...
    • daremedy
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Dead Wife

    • How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/04/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Dead Husband

    • How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/04/2009
      • 902 Views
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    • April Fools

    • It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
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    • commitment

    • Commitment: A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in...
    • imdave77
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • What's the good news

    • One day,a man came home to see that his mother in law had collapsed on the floor,so he called 911, and they took her to the hospital.Hours...
    • cenaman46
      Uploaded 01/24/2009
      • 548 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • polish admiral

    • Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/23/2009
      • 575 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Dead Mailman

    • One night, after Gary tucks his son into bed, he hears mumbling coming from his son's room. he sees what the mumbling is and he sees that his son...
    • dimeforevercfh
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • the cow and the mermaid

    • On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
      • 682 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • why parents get gray hair

    • A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/17/2009
      • 867 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Dead horse.

    • Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Grieving Widow

    • The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5.00 per word. She...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
      • 687 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Rough Day

    • A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day." The guy says, "Am I...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
      • 489 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • New Pets

    • A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 528 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • old fred is dead

    • Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood...
    • madamspanksalot
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 403 Views
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    • The Identical Twins

    • Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group...
    • berv
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
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    • Hunting

    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
    • soccerkid8306
      Uploaded 01/01/2009
      • 948 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • child praying

    • One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying. "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma, ta ta Grandpa." The...
    • fergz
      Uploaded 12/29/2008
      • 663 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Bowling ball

    • Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? A: You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitch fork.
    • TEgnoto89
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • The pope and the Lawyer

    • A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/17/2008
      • 445 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • dead baby joke

    • how to you stop a baby from crawling in circles you nail its other hand to the ground
    • duke20010
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 446 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Koala

    • Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A. It was dead.
    • illogiksunltd
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 662 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Golf Funeral

    • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 519 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Dead Pussy

    • An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/07/2008
      • 304 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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