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    • Q: What do you get when you kick a 6 yr old boy down a flight of stairs? A: Turned on. Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Nothing Q: What's...
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    • The Mortician's Wife
    • A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he...
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    • Hard...
    • Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Putting her back in her wheelchair!
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    • The Jones Twins
    • Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner...
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    • Crackheads And Alcoholics
    • What's the difference between a crackhead and an alcoholic? - An alcoholic will steal your keys.... A crackhead will steal your keys and help...
    • easy2foley 03/01/2009
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    • Dear Tide
    • I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I...
    • dcervenka05 02/21/2009
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    • Eucalyptus Road
    • Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived....
    • dcervenka05 02/18/2009
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    • Valentine's Poem
    • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you... The Roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your...
    • dcervenka05 02/14/2009
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    • Shopping At Its Worst
    • A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...
    • Syrus 02/12/2009
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    • Marriage in heaven
    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside...
    • jinky1888 02/07/2009
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    • The Obedient Wife
    • There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he...
    • daremedy 02/06/2009
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    • Dead Wife
    • How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
    • dcervenka05 02/04/2009
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    • Dead Husband
    • How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
    • dcervenka05 02/04/2009
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    • April Fools
    • It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to...
    • saneenough 01/29/2009
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    • commitment
    • Commitment: A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in...
    • imdave77 01/26/2009
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    • What's the good news
    • One day,a man came home to see that his mother in law had collapsed on the floor,so he called 911, and they took her to the hospital.Hours...
    • cenaman46 01/24/2009
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    • polish admiral
    • Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
    • dcervenka05 01/23/2009
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    • Dead Mailman
    • One night, after Gary tucks his son into bed, he hears mumbling coming from his son's room. he sees what the mumbling is and he sees that his son...
    • dimeforevercfh 01/22/2009
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    • the cow and the mermaid
    • On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the...
    • dcervenka05 01/21/2009
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    • why parents get gray hair
    • A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope...
    • dcervenka05 01/17/2009
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    • Dead horse.
    • Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he...
    • Riley 01/16/2009
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    • Grieving Widow
    • The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5.00 per word. She...
    • dcervenka05 01/15/2009
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    • Rough Day
    • A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day." The guy says, "Am I...
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    • New Pets
    • A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a...
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    • old fred is dead
    • Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood...
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    • The Identical Twins
    • Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group...
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    • Hunting
    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
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    • child praying
    • One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying. "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma, ta ta Grandpa." The...
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    • Bowling ball
    • Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? A: You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitch fork.
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    • The pope and the Lawyer
    • A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the...
    • dcervenka05 12/17/2008
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    • dead baby joke
    • how to you stop a baby from crawling in circles you nail its other hand to the ground
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    • Golf Funeral
    • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long...
    • man1of1steel 12/08/2008
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    • Dead Pussy
    • An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...
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    • Think it Through
    • Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too...
    • milestyles55 11/27/2008
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    • Public School Boy
    • A kid was doing bad in school, getting bad grades, talking sh!t to teachers. So one day his parents said, "we're gonna put you in...
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