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    • Everyone hates zombies
    • So I'm a maggot. And apparently will be so for a while since I don't see 25k coming in the near future. But I was thinking about this today....
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    • The Day I Took A Life
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    • Can't Choose Your Family
    • I didn't recognize his voice at first. After all, it had been five years since I had last heard it. "Well hello there!" The voice greeted me over...
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    • Glen and Sharon
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    • Death Can Be Bittersweet
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    • Just a piece about me
    • My first date was a memorable one and I'd like to share that evening with you. This is a true story.  I eagerly awaited picking this girl up all...
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    • milestyles55's Dad and Stuff
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    • La week in review
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    • A Tear for Gary Coleman
    • Today we lost one of the most brilliant actors of all time. The lovable little chocolate curmudgeon, Gary Coleman. He lived a very short life....
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    • Cute news, new shoes
    • Last night, I dreamt that Sugar had a litter of kittens. One of them was all charcoal grey with deep granite eyes, and this kind of cool cosmos...
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    • A Letter To My Brother
    • I was in this program a couple years ago, Every 15 Minutes. Every 15 Minutes, a student dies from an alcohol related accident. The whole program...
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    • Why Why Why
    • The air is thick, coats my tongue, sticks to nose hairs. Before me lies open bowel, shit sacks split. Fallen men, no eyes, no ears. Noses...
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    • The Old Man and the Coin
    •    It was July 29th in NYC.  It was a hot, muggy, overcast day.  I had to walk about 30 blocks for my next interview.  I was about half way...
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    • The 2012 thingy
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    • The Worst Death Possible.
    • I almost drowned in the under currents at Cape Hatteras when I was about 10 years old. I remember it as clearly as if it just happened. I held my...
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    • Hangin Brohims
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    • a fantasy?
    •    i walk 5 miles a day. sometimes with a 60 pound ruck sack, and sometimes just with 5 pounds of water in my Camelback. five miles is a bit to...
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    • Dogs
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    • Death to the family.
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    • A lesson for all.
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    • Eulogy Part 1- A Short Story
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    • your last moments
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    • Winter Valentine........Part 8
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    • Near-Death Experience
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    • Hahaha Why?
    • So Michael Jackson dies right? Earlier that day Farrah Fawcett was pronounced dead. Nobody cared whatsoever, I mean I know MJ was one of the best...
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    • Eulogy
    • have you ever noticed how when someone dies everyone has something nice to say about them no matter who they were? Michael Jackson scared my son...
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    • Wow
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    • Silence
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    • Young Warrior
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    • Suicide The Sad Truth...
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