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TAGGED DEATH

    • Bad news vs worse news

    • A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
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    • Death row Bieber song

    • Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
      • 805 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Dad Feels The Pain Of Child Labor

    • A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in and said, We have a new program where the father feels...
    • KojaStilez
      Uploaded 06/21/2012
      • 650 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • 2 sturdy Irishmen

    • 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/12/2012
      • 368 Views
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    • Deadly Fruit

    • One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 147 Views
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    • How I got into Heaven

    • Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 122 Views
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    • Conversation in heaven

    • SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 199 Views
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    • 2-2

    • What is 2 minus 2? How many times you`ve died.
    • alias321
      Uploaded 02/18/2012
      • 45 Views
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    • death bed

    • An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen....
    • bsmiley
      Uploaded 10/25/2011
      • 398 Views
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    • Blonde Joke Anyone?

    • So there's this blonde sharing a cell block with a redhead and a brunette in a Texas State Pen, all of em' on death row and scheduled to die on...
    • SoupNaziscousin
      Uploaded 10/23/2011
      • 581 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • How to die

    • I want to die like my great-grandfather did, peacefully in my sleep... Not SCREAMING like his passengers.
    • sansevieria
      Uploaded 10/07/2011
      • 301 Views
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    • Three men

    • Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one,...
    • myertarcee
      Uploaded 09/02/2011
      • 712 Views
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    • Hide the salami

    • When my ex-wife and I were married she was always wanting to play "hide the salami", or "hide the wienie", or "hide the...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/14/2011
      • 929 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Late Fees Still Apply

    • A lady died this past January, and the Royal Bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then...
    • Nhalden
      Uploaded 08/12/2011
      • 702 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Advice for grooms to be

    • I was wondering something. You know the part of the wedding ceremony where the preacher says "til death do you part"? Is this just...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/05/2011
      • 534 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • My ex-wife caught me smoking weed

    • My ex-wife once caught me smoking weed. I told her not to judge me and suggested that maybe she needed to get stoned ......to death ......in...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/31/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • black people

    • Why are there only two pallbearers at a black mans funeral? because there are only two handles on a garbage can
    • burtonboy69
      Uploaded 03/16/2011
      • 922 Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Fag Joke

    • What does AIDS stand for? Anally Injected Death Sentence!!!
    • brandex2000
      Uploaded 01/26/2011
      • 689 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Putting Your Affairs In order

    • Bitches till the End Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end! The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some...
    • beast_radio
      Uploaded 01/15/2011
      • 608 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • blonde death

    • Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for...
    • sexydude001
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 992 Views
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    • 6 weeks to go

    • An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we...
    • the1packfan
      Uploaded 12/26/2010
      • 620 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • NONSENSE!!

    • Peter was bored one day so he walked down to the local library in search of some pickled-snowboards and all he could find was ranch sauce.... so...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 12/10/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • NEW GREAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

    • Lance armstrong, the famous bike racer, actually lost every race to chuck norris, but still won every time because Chuck Norris was always...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 10/25/2010
      • 1.8k Views
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    • NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKE

    • When chuck norris plays rock paper scissors, he wins everytime because he chooses rock, an no one dares to cover his fist with paper... and...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 10/25/2010
      • 1.3k Views
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    • Three Blonds On Death Row

    • Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette...
    • senorpamedor
      Uploaded 10/18/2010
      • 347 Views
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    • Good and Bad news

    • “I’ve got some good news and some bad news” the doctor says. “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient. “The bad news is that...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 08/24/2010
      • 924 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • theromans

    • So there's this guy named "theromans" who likes to post jokes. He thinks they are funny, but no one else does. This dude is the same...
    • jmartpigfcker
      Uploaded 07/31/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 dogs at the Vet

    • Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room. When the first dog asks the second dog what he's in for. He answers, "My master bought...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 05/09/2010
      • 3k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Death During Sex

    • DEATH DURING SEX Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the...
    • aablueangel
      Uploaded 11/20/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • A muslim goes to heaven...

    • A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Muhammad....
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 10/26/2009
      • 3.8k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Funeral Service

    • A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 10/05/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Irish man's last request

    • The Irishman had been found guilty of murder and sentenced to the electric chair. 'Have you any last request?' asked the prison...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 10/02/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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