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    • 2 sturdy Irishmen
    • 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
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    • How to die
    • I want to die like my great-grandfather did, peacefully in my sleep... Not SCREAMING like his passengers.
    • sansevieria 10/07/2011
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    • dead baby joke
    • why do you put a baby in a blender feet first. to watch its expression on it face!
    • march31 10/05/2011
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    • The Doctors Appointment
    • There was once a man who felt really sick so he went to the doctor. He was waiting for the doctor, the doctor comes in minutes later saying he...
    • RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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    • money
    • why is money green? jews pick it before it's ripe.
    • dubert 05/11/2011
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    • Blonde dumbass
    • A blonde, brunette, and redhead are hanging out on a limb of a cliff. As the limg begins to give away the brunette say, "One of us is...
    • TO88 10/28/2010
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    • retarded joke
    • so there was this guy who wanted to see if he could fly. So he went to the top of his house and jumped off but nothing happened. So the next day...
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    • Load Up
    • A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the...
    • FuckUSAFA 10/15/2010
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    • The Pope and Tiger Woods
    • The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to...
    • rondetto 02/22/2010
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    • 1st grade quiz
    • What is greater than God. More evil than the Devil. The poor have it. The rich don't need it. And if you eat it, you'll die?
    • knightfisher 12/03/2009
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    • blond hairdye
    • What do you call a blond that dies her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence!
    • eyelok 03/19/2009
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    • fuck you wendy's
    • the wendy's commercials are some of the dumbest fucking things. that and snuggies. i hate there "if beef were meant to be frozen, than cows...
    • kennykiller 03/03/2009
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    • Bad News from the Doctor
    • There was this fellow who received a phone call from his doctor. The doctor said, "I have some bad news and some really bad news."...
    • djohn23 01/14/2009
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    • Three Turtles
    • Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. So, Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The...
    • dcervenka05 01/10/2009
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    • child praying
    • One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying. "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma, ta ta Grandpa." The...
    • fergz 12/29/2008
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    • Crowded Church
    • The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two...
    • dcervenka05 12/23/2008
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    • Switcharoo
    • A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him. "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that...
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    • plane crash
    • A plane is about to crash and a women jumps up & says "B4 i die can someone make me a real women" A man gets up and says...
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    • Gay fire
    • Two gays are going at it, one on top of the other just pounding the shit out of him (take that as you will). Their apartment suddenly catches...
    • SuperSpy 11/13/2008
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    • Computer Viruses
    • OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it...
    • RockDevil 10/28/2008
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    • Three Men--Only One Spot
    • Three men are standing in front of St. Peter outside of Heaven's gates. He tells the men that he unfortunately has only one spot for the three...
    • casalm50 10/28/2008
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    • Get Down
    • Why did alot of black guys die during WWII? Cuz when they yelled get down, they started dancing!
    • sancho08 09/30/2008
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    • Close Call
    • One day a little boy's dog dies, and he asks his father why the dogs legs are sticking up in the air. Thinking quickly the father replies...
    • vegsammich 09/27/2008
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    • Black dieing
    • what do you do when you see a black man rolling around on the floor covered in blood ?? Stop laughing and reload
    • TommyTick 08/26/2008
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    • A man is dying of cancer and his son asks, dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying from AIDS? The dad replies, so when I die nobody...
    • ihategingers 08/06/2008
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    • Luck
    • A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...
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    • The Genie
    • This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it declaims,...
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    • Farm Boy
    • A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/24/2008
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    • The Doctor
    • A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/19/2008
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    • Mourning at the Cemetary
    • A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another...
    • djohn23 07/10/2008
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    • 24 hours to live
    • Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What?!...
    • djohn23 07/09/2008
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    • The Useful Dog
    • One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/08/2008
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    • Dumb Thoughts By KT
    • After having sex: Yossarian "He was old." Italian Whore "You said he was a young man." Yossarian "He died, you can't...
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    • Racist airplane joke
    • This is airplane is going to crash and the pilot says i have good news and bad news. The bad news is this plane is going down and quick, the good...
    • Drumsjock18 06/27/2008
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    • Nightly prayers
    • A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly prayers. The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma." The next...
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