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I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.
Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or...
My late wife
My late wife always made such an impression on people. The night she died she made quite an impression on the bumper and hood of my car, too.
A little chicken
there once was a chicken that breath tru his ass.. he sat and died
It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.
These friends were taking a shortcut home from school thru the cementary, as they were walking they heard, "huuuuuuhhhh", they said,...
Taking A Shower
A woman was taking a shower when suddenly there's a knock on the door. She loudly asked who is it. "We are from the morgue. Your husband had...
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and...
Michael Jackson Death Jokes
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. * Because Jackson’s body was 95%...
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best...
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty...
YO MAMA IS SO OLD....
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she...
Bubba and 2 assholes
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best...
died and gone to heaven
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due...
a tour of heaven
Mark died and went to the here after. Saint Peter met him at the pearly gates and preceeded to give him a tour of heaven. "In this room...
Use The Other Hand
A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died. So...
Did you hear? The creator of the hokey kokey died last week, they had real trouble getting him into the coffin though, they'd put his left leg...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Billy Bob that she would send someone out right away. Where do you...
Wife Passed Away
Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away. "Where do...
Greatest Prostitute In History
who was the greatest prostitute in history? Mrs. Pac-man. Because for $0.25 she'd swallow balls til she died.
My Grandma Died
I was called for jury duty. I told them my grandma had died and so I couldn't be apart of it. Some months later they called me again, I told them...
Saddam Hussein had no sooner died than finding himself in hell, face to face with the Genie who he had found as a child. "You are a...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old...
And what did your Father do?
The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living." Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in...
Have a plan B
So this guy has a daughter. Her reputation is the equivalent to a mosquito that won't die, meaning she is the work of the devil. One day she was...
Honey, if I died...
This guy's wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?" He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all...
Presidents elected in year ending with "0"
Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years. >1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office) >1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)...
If I died
Woman: Would you get married again if I died? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not -- don't you like being married? Man: Of course I...
A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. â€śHello mateâ€ť says St. Peter, â€śIâ€™m sorry, no...
Blonde's Mom Dies
Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's...
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