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    • Queen.

    • I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.
    • awooga
      Uploaded 03/13/2013
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    • CRAZY EXPRESSIONS

    • Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • My late wife

    • My late wife always made such an impression on people. The night she died she made quite an impression on the bumper and hood of my car, too.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/28/2011
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    • A little chicken

    • there once was a chicken that breath tru his ass.. he sat and died
    • kolile
      Uploaded 07/24/2011
      • 625 Views
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    • Tragic Loss

    • It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.
    • lameokid
      Uploaded 06/01/2011
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    • The Shortcut

    • These friends were taking a shortcut home from school thru the cementary, as they were walking they heard, "huuuuuuhhhh", they said,...
    • carboc
      Uploaded 08/07/2010
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    • Taking A Shower

    • A woman was taking a shower when suddenly there's a knock on the door. She loudly asked who is it. "We are from the morgue. Your husband had...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/06/2010
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      • 7 Comments
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    • Muldoons dog

    • Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/10/2009
      • 353 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Michael Jackson Death Jokes

    • Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. * Because Jackson’s body was 95%...
    • poopieman
      Uploaded 07/01/2009
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      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Bubba Died

    • Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best...
    • twcdotcom
      Uploaded 07/01/2009
      • 962 Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • YO MAMA IS SO OLD....

    • Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she...
    • RR24
      Uploaded 05/20/2009
      • 794 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Bubba and 2 assholes

    • Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/13/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • died and gone to heaven

    • An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 05/01/2009
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    • a tour of heaven

    • Mark died and went to the here after. Saint Peter met him at the pearly gates and preceeded to give him a tour of heaven. "In this room...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 04/29/2009
      • 1.4k Views
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    • Use The Other Hand

    • A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died. So...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
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    • Hokey Kokey

    • Did you hear? The creator of the hokey kokey died last week, they had real trouble getting him into the coffin though, they'd put his left leg...
    • JimmyNo1
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 803 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Spell Eucalyptus

    • Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Billy Bob that she would send someone out right away. Where do you...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/20/2008
      • 3k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Wife Passed Away

    • Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away. "Where do...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 606 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • My Grandma Died

    • I was called for jury duty. I told them my grandma had died and so I couldn't be apart of it. Some months later they called me again, I told them...
    • cigar_holder
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
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    • Saddam's Death

    • Saddam Hussein had no sooner died than finding himself in hell, face to face with the Genie who he had found as a child. "You are a...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 301 Views
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    • Grandpa Died

    • Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old...
    • creepingkev
      Uploaded 06/30/2008
      • 334 Views
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    • And what did your Father do?

    • The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living." Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/22/2008
      • 557 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Have a plan B

    • So this guy has a daughter. Her reputation is the equivalent to a mosquito that won't die, meaning she is the work of the devil. One day she was...
    • morepaincom
      Uploaded 06/20/2008
      • 2.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Honey, if I died...

    • This guy's wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?" He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all...
    • deathmetal
      Uploaded 06/10/2008
      • 472 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • If I died

    • Woman: Would you get married again if I died? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not -- don't you like being married? Man: Of course I...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • lawyer dies

    • A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. Hello mate says St. Peter, I’m sorry, no...
    • p0p0ew
      Uploaded 05/18/2008
      • 526 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Blonde's Mom Dies

    • Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's...
    • BigTanker22
      Uploaded 04/25/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 8 Comments
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