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    • Queen.
    • I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.
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    • CRAZY EXPRESSIONS
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    • My late wife
    • My late wife always made such an impression on people. The night she died she made quite an impression on the bumper and hood of my car, too.
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    • Tragic Loss
    • It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.
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    • The Shortcut
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    • Taking A Shower
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    • Muldoons dog
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    • Bubba Died
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    • YO MAMA IS SO OLD....
    • Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she...
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    • Bubba and 2 assholes
    • Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best...
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    • died and gone to heaven
    • An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due...
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    • a tour of heaven
    • Mark died and went to the here after. Saint Peter met him at the pearly gates and preceeded to give him a tour of heaven. "In this room...
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    • Use The Other Hand
    • A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died. So...
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    • Hokey Kokey
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    • Spell Eucalyptus
    • Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Billy Bob that she would send someone out right away. Where do you...
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    • Wife Passed Away
    • Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away. "Where do...
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    • My Grandma Died
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    • Saddam's Death
    • Saddam Hussein had no sooner died than finding himself in hell, face to face with the Genie who he had found as a child. "You are a...
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    • Grandpa Died
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    • Have a plan B
    • So this guy has a daughter. Her reputation is the equivalent to a mosquito that won't die, meaning she is the work of the devil. One day she was...
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    • Honey, if I died...
    • This guy's wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?" He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all...
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    • If I died
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    • lawyer dies
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    • Blonde's Mom Dies
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