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- pirate walks into a bar
- So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel wrapped around his cock. He sits down carefully and asks the bartender "yarrrr can i get a...
- cmega007 02/01/2012
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- horrible deaths
- Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one,...
- itsbriand_bitch 02/01/2012
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- dam fish
- There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and...
- itsbriand_bitch 02/01/2012
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- dumbass in a ged class
- 2 people walk in to a ged class not knowing each other they get there test and sit down next to each other ones a smart kid and ones drug...
- comeidan21 01/30/2012
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- Best joke on the face of the planet
- I was going to ride the SUBWAY but i dont like sandwiches!!!!! Motherflapping genius joke now suck my small dick!
- smithjd80 01/29/2012
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- My problem
- Guys, I have a really big problem. You see, my girlfriend, who is at least 18 years of age, and who is not my mom or my sister, or any other...
- iLIKEtoSAYpoop 01/28/2012
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- How many black people...
- How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Youd probably say 3, but youd be wrong. One would go collect his welfare check, one would...
- iLIKEtoSAYpoop 01/25/2012
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- Flexi Squeeze Design
- FlexiSqueezeDesign is stylish, easy to use, completely customizable single page design.FlexiSqueeze is an elegant, versatile and browser-safe theme...
- flexysqueeze 01/18/2012
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- Aspied
- An Aspie walks into a bar and he get's drunk. He then tells the bartender: "You know what? I've never had any inhibitions in the...
- buckjoseph 01/16/2012
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- DEAD BABY JOKE LUL
- How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? DEPENDS HOW HARD YOU THROW THEM! LUL.
- jwoeiprqhwae 01/09/2012
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- HANDSHAKE AWARENESS
- Do you suffer from this disability? There is help out there.
- NastyCobra 01/07/2012
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- Freak Ride
- I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was fine...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- doctor advise
- so the doctor seid i has too wach wat i eat, so now i eat in front of a mirrer. *holds fore laffter and applase*
- Gerald69 01/06/2012
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- The Cheeseburger
- A cheeseburger walks into a bar and the bartender says," sorry we don't serve food here".
- Surfthewilly 01/06/2012
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- horny midget
- The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party...
- amiaz351 12/25/2011
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- lie detector robot
- Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you ...
- bigewalksalone 12/25/2011
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- yo mama
- Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when she...
- demitrig89 12/17/2011
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- One night I was in bed........
- One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says; "What you do with my...
- hopehedidntdied 12/11/2011
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- Killer jigsaw puzzle
- She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the...
- bigewalksalone 12/09/2011
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- MEDICAL UPDATE
- Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!! MEDICAL ALERT Australian...
- bigewalksalone 12/09/2011
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- Starting mowers 101
- Jeff and Preston are Walking alongside a river, when Preston spotted a lawn mower at the bottom. Upon further inspection, he decided that it was a...
- mowgli24 12/09/2011
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- Funny joke LOL
- Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had no arms.
- sourapplealtoid 11/30/2011
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- autisim joke
- autisim speaks, it just wont look you in the eye
- WEAZIE 11/23/2011
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- Up or Down Sex
- At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to...
- IronEagle80 11/22/2011
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- old man and a million dollarrs
- an old man walks into a bank takes off his shirt ..............
- webtroll 11/19/2011
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- how i learned to mind my own bizz
- so one day i was walking home past a mental hospital i heard the paients yelling 13 13 13 i wanted to see what was going on so i looked trhough the...
- hotrockmess39 11/08/2011
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- 51 days!!!
- Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and chearing, "51 days! 51 days!!" About five...
- FinchCo 11/03/2011
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- Blonde Detective Training
- A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first...
- FinchCo 11/03/2011
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- Girls go out
- Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...
- nimren 11/03/2011
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- The Defective Parrot
- A bloke is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud "Bloody...
- FinchCo 11/02/2011
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- Racist Chinese Joke
- What do u call a paralyzed dog in China? Lunch.
- nurseluigi 10/27/2011
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- Stick Joke
- Q. What’s Brown and sticky? A. A stick
- HellzlFury 10/25/2011
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- health issues
- Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every...
- bsmiley 10/25/2011
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- Palin joke
- sarah palin was involved in politics. end joke.
- WEAZIE 10/25/2011
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- A dyslexic
- A dyslexic walks into a bra ooops
- AbaumNagasaki 10/24/2011
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- Lawyers have a bad name
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- AbaumNagasaki 10/24/2011
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