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- hipster joke
- knock knock: whos there? hipster : hipster who? oh u probably never heard of me, nevermind
- WEAZIE 10/19/2011
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- Miranda Rights
- A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you...
- pigfat 10/18/2011
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- Lawyer gets a beating.
- A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New...
- pigfat 10/18/2011
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- Porn Channel
- A guy checks in to a motel and tells the clerk "I would like for the porn channel to be disabled." YOU SICK BASTARD" the clerk replied...
- mrgreenstreet 10/16/2011
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- doctor doctor oh wait thats for me...
- The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient: “Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS". The patient’s wife asks,...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- big butt :
- A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.” So...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- one big family
- A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- Bear on a Rampage
- Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their...
- LUNA36 10/10/2011
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- the best divorce letter ever!!
- THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife, ... I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you ......
- LUNA36 10/10/2011
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- must read this!!!!
- A man sitting on his porch watched as his neighbor walked along the sidewalk carrying a ton of chicken wire. "Where are you going with all...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- hospitals...
- Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- omg
- The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- IRS
- The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records,...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- betty sue
- A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- job interveiw questions
- Job Interview Question You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- LOL
- A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes,...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- three guys
- Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- tech support?
- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- bear joke
- What did the Papa Bear say to the Daughter Bear when she asked if she could go out for a night out on the town? Of course you can't! You're...
- blandest69 10/08/2011
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- dead baby joke
- why do you put a baby in a blender feet first. to watch its expression on it face!
- march31 10/05/2011
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- masturbating
- Why does heln keller only masturbate with one hand? Cause she has to moan with the other.
- beth23 09/28/2011
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- Deductive Reasoning
- Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living. Neighbor 1: I am a...
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- NOT RACIST!!!
- HOW DO YOU STOP A BUNCH OF BLACK GUYS FROM HANGING OUT IN YOUR BACKYARD???? HANG ONE IN THE FRONT YARD!!!!!!!!!!! THATS FUNNY RIGHT...
- bigewalksalone 09/27/2011
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- I need help :
- Okay I'm sorry but this isn't a joke. I need to know why the FUCK I can't upload my own avatar??? I even went thru the fucking aneurism of making a...
- Bradleyyy 09/22/2011
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- 2 OLD MEN
- Two old guys Are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart When they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm...
- bigewalksalone 09/22/2011
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- Burned
- A truck driver was in a bad crash, he rolled his rig and was trapped in his seat. The rig caught on fire burning him badly. It got so hot it...
- bigewalksalone 09/21/2011
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- chotta chotta lyrics
- Lyric of tamil song Chotta Chotta from tamil movie TAJ MAHAL
- sureshshan 09/12/2011
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- mum
- my mum woke up.
- Dealingrex 09/10/2011
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- im poo
- this joke is poo
- Dealingrex 09/10/2011
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- Not funny
- not funny
- Dealingrex 09/10/2011
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- Honey
- An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to...
- LTlingerie 09/09/2011
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- Mom and three kids
- There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- Read This Out Loud
- "I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID"
- HudsonTL 09/03/2011
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- helen keller jokes
- What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? A1: Corduroy. A2: Velcro. Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt? She was bobbing for french fries. How...
- jayers86 09/01/2011
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- gay flight attendent
- My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the...
- jayers86 08/31/2011
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- toilet paper
- Toilet Paper What’s dumb? Instructions on toilet paper. What’s dumber than that? Reading them. What’s even dumber? Reading them and learning...
- jayers86 08/31/2011
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- worst pickup lines
- Hi. Can I domesticate you? Hi. My name is {name}. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and...
- jayers86 08/31/2011
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