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    • two guy's walked into a bar.....you would think the second one would have ducked
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    • hipster joke
    • knock knock: whos there? hipster : hipster who? oh u probably never heard of me, nevermind
    • WEAZIE 10/19/2011
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    • Miranda Rights
    • A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything...
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    • Lawyer gets a beating.
    • A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from...
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    • Porn Channel
    • A guy checks in to a motel and tells the clerk "I would like for the porn channel to be disabled." YOU SICK BASTARD" the clerk...
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    • big butt :
    • A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.”...
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    • one big family
    • A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She...
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    • Bear on a Rampage
    • Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for...
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    • the best divorce letter ever!!
    • THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife, ... I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you...
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    • must read this!!!!
    • A man sitting on his porch watched as his neighbor walked along the sidewalk carrying a ton of chicken wire. "Where are you going with...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • hospitals...
    • Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly...
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    • The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an...
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    • IRS
    • The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial...
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    • betty sue
    • A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was...
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    • job interveiw questions
    • Job Interview Question You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting...
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    • A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three...
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    • three guys
    • Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the...
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    • tech support?
    • Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a...
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    • bear joke
    • What did the Papa Bear say to the Daughter Bear when she asked if she could go out for a night out on the town? Of course you can't! You're...
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    • jew joke
    • how many jews can you fit in a honda civic? 24, four in the seats, 20 in the ash tray.
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    • dead baby joke
    • why do you put a baby in a blender feet first. to watch its expression on it face!
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    • masturbating
    • Why does heln keller only masturbate with one hand? Cause she has to moan with the other.
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    • Deductive Reasoning
    • Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living. Neighbor 1: I am a...
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    • NOT RACIST!!!
    • HOW DO YOU STOP A BUNCH OF BLACK GUYS FROM HANGING OUT IN YOUR BACKYARD???? HANG ONE IN THE FRONT YARD!!!!!!!!!!! THATS FUNNY RIGHT...
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    • I need help :
    • Okay I'm sorry but this isn't a joke. I need to know why the FUCK I can't upload my own avatar??? I even went thru the fucking aneurism of making...
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    • 2 OLD MEN
    • Two old guys Are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart When they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm...
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    • Bum Joke
    • a kid walks down the street and sees a bum and asks him wheres his home..the bum says i just started my new job im homeless..so the kid goes home...
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    • Burned
    • A truck driver was in a bad crash, he rolled his rig and was trapped in his seat. The rig caught on fire burning him badly. It got so hot it...
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    • Honey
    • An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request...
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    • Mom and three kids
    • There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
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    • helen keller jokes
    • What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? A1: Corduroy. A2: Velcro. Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt? She was bobbing for french...
    • jayers86 09/01/2011
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    • gay flight attendent
    • My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As...
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    • toilet paper
    • Toilet Paper What’s dumb? Instructions on toilet paper. What’s dumber than that? Reading them. What’s even dumber? Reading them and learning...
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