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- How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?
- How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood? -His right hand caught fire!
- xOHHNOOx 06/07/2012
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- It's so big!
- One day, Billy Figgenplucker and his mom, Mrs. Figgenplucker, move to New York from their home town of Bismark, North Dakota. Moving to another...
- Tanks4all 05/21/2012
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- eat_my_sploom 05/19/2012
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- Confucius say:
- You wanna hear what Confucius say? Well click on the tab so you can read what he say. I don't want to give away joke in description. Confucius...
- eat_my_sploom 05/19/2012
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- List of Mantips
- If you want to save money on buying shampoo, shave your head. Don't eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes then take a shot or gravy, instead, pour the...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- "Whisky Dick" by nustier
- So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes. Well...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- 7 Dollar Sex
- An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch...
- fuzzywuzzy666 05/14/2012
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- 2 sturdy Irishmen
- 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
- nustierleonard 05/12/2012
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- How to avoid a ticket.....
- A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind...
- poityb 05/10/2012
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- Doctor's Sample
- A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a blood...
- nustierleonard 05/10/2012
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- Cumming Around a Mountain
- She'll be cumming around a mountain when she cums. She has a geography fetish. Something like that.
- Eazyyy 05/08/2012
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- Old man confused
- There was a salty old man sitting in a wheel chair at a retirement home one day when this gorgeous young blond woman walks in and says "Today is your...
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- T Rex clap
- Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
- poityb 04/30/2012
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- Yoga voyeur....
- I was watching my sexy neighbour through her window while she practised yoga.After a while she noticed me and walked over."Like what you...
- poityb 04/30/2012
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- Premature ejaculation cure
- A fella goes into the doctors and says "I'm having problems with premature ejaculation every time me and the wife get down to it".Doctor...
- poityb 04/29/2012
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- Last night of freedom
- As I stopped the car down a quite country lane, I smiled at the girl I had picked up from the nightclub."I'm really going to enjoy my last night...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Worrying history....
- My little brother left his laptop in the house today before he left for work. So, being the nosey bastard I am, I checked the last few things he'd...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Annoying bar staff
- "What would you like?" says the barman."What would I like?" says Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Sweet soon...
- I sat my 8 year old son at the dining table and placed a bowl of sweets in front of him. I then left the room for 5 minutes as a test to see if he...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Death of a dick
- A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Saran wrapped
- A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Whore wife.
- Myself and my wife have been married for over 18 years now and we have had two incredibly hot and very beautiful blonde daughters who are in their...
- poityb 04/25/2012
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- Young love
- After a rather poor sex session, my girlfriend was sat on the edge of the bed, close to tears."What is it honey?" I asked, slipping my arm...
- poityb 04/25/2012
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- Breast cancer clinic
- I've just been fired from my job as tea boy at the local breast cancer unit, apparently asking the patients 1 lump or to is an unacceptable way to...
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- Paralympic gold
- What's better than winning an Olympic gold at the Paralympics? Not being disabled.
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- Job interview
- My wife had a job interview for a camera store the other day.Before she left, she knew I'd have a joke lined up, and so she said "please don't...
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- Confused Rowling
- JK Rowling: "Hitler was the inspiration for Voldemort."Lord Voldemort is described as being tall, dark and handsome when younger. He later...
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- A drug addict, a paedophile and a sadist.......
- A drug addict, a paedophile and a sadist are talking about what kind of women they like. The druggie says, "I like my women like I like my...
- poityb 04/23/2012
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- Birth problems
- A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in...
- poityb 04/23/2012
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- Mega one liners
- :1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below...
- poityb 04/23/2012
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- Human body facts
- Interesting Human Body Facts- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.- A full bladder is roughly...
- poityb 04/23/2012
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- Body facts....
- Interesting Human Body Facts- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.- A full bladder is roughly...
- poityb 04/23/2012
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- Think about it....
- -------I had amnesia once - or twice. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't...
- poityb 04/23/2012
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- Knock knock mr fox
- Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock.Who's there?Michael j fox
- poityb 04/23/2012
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- difference between a dead black guy in the road and a dog...
- There's skid marks before the dog.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Two snowmen are in a field...
- ...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- 3 men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals
- The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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