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- Wyoming's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Wyoming • An ordinance in Newcastle specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! • Cheyenne...
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- Wisconsin's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Wisconsin • As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. • At one time, margarine was illegal. • A...
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- West Virginia's Dumb and Crazy laws
- West Virginia • According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. • Alderson: One may not walk a lion,...
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- Washington's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Washington •"It shall be unlawful for a candidate for office or for nomination thereto whose name appears upon the ballot at any election to...
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- Virginia's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Virginia • An old Virginia law was titled, "An Act to Prevent Corrupt Practices or Bribery by Any Person Other Than a Candidate." • As in...
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- Vermont's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Vermont • As in most dairy states, Vermont does what it can to discourage the use of margarine. For example, it's illegal to use colored margarine...
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- Utah's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Utah • A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. • A Tremonton, Utah law states that no...
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- Texas's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Texas • A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. • A recently passed...
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- Tennessee's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Tennessee •"Crimes against nature" are prohibited. • Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running...
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- South Dakota's Dumb and Crazy laws
- South Dakota • If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. • In hotels in Sioux Falls, every room is required to...
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- South Carolina's Dumb and Crazy laws
- South Carolina • A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people. • All schools must prepare a suitable program for...
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- Rhode Island's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Rhode Island • Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. • Exercising any labor, business, or work, or...
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- Pennsylvania's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Pennsylvania • A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. • A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers...
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- Oregon's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Oregon • Beaverton: You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. • Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. •...
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- Oklahoma's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Oklahoma • Alfalfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma around the turn of the century who became speaker of the house and governor....
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- Ohio's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Ohio • According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license. • A policeman may bite a dog...
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- North Dakota's dumb and Crazy laws
- North Dakota • Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. • Fargo: One may be jailed for wearing a hat while...
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- North Carolina's Dumb and Crazy laws
- North Carolina • A recent proposal that ministers walk the beat with police officers in Belmont, N.C., notes "the ministers will carry a Bible...
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- New York's Dumb and Crazy laws
- New York • A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking...
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- New Mexico's Dumb and Crazy laws
- New Mexico • A city council member in Albuquerque, N.M., introduced a resolution a few years ago to ban Santa Claus from the city. The matter was...
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- New Jersey's Dumb and Crazy laws
- New Jersey • Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. • Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a...
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- New Hampshire's Dumb and Crazy laws
- New Hampshire • Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. • If a person is caught raking the beaches,...
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- Nevada's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Nevada • A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. • Clark County: An...
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- Nebraska's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Nebraska • A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. • A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a...
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- Montana's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Montana • It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. • It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. • In...
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- Missouri's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Missouri • Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with...
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- Mississippi's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Mississippi • Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of...
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- Minnesota's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Minnesota • A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent. •...
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- Michigan's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Michigan • A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband. • A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her...
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- Massachusetts's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Massachusetts • A Boston mayor who disliked dancing and liked to retire early once banned midnight dancing in the Hub City. • A woman can not be on...
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- Maryland's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Maryland • Baltimore City: Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. You may not curse inside the city...
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- Maine's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Maine • After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up. • In Augusta to stroll down the street...
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- Louisiana's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Louisiana • An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. •...
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- Kentucky's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Kentucky • A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky. • An...
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- Kansas's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Kansas • Dodge City: It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. All places of business must provide a horse water troft • If two trains meet on the same...
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- Iowa's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Iowa • A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. • An owner or employee of an establishment in Iowa that sells alcohol can't legally...
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- Indiana's Dumb and Crazy Laws
- Indiana • "Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal. • A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for...
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- Illinois's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Illinois • "Dwarf-tossing," the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because...
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- Idaho's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Idaho • Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back. • Coeur d' Alene: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the...
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- Hawaii's Dumb and Crazy laws
- Hawaii • All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. • Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. • Honolulu: Within the...
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