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- Dog with a missing nose.
- Guy1: "My Dog has no nose." Guy2: "How does he smell?" Guy1: "Terrible."
- TheDjayAnas 08/18/2011
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- Company Christmas Party
- Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like...
- ciammettic 05/05/2011
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- what happend
- there was a crazy guy on top of a building yelling, IM GOING TO JUMP!!!. then a cop goes to him and says, not, dont do it you got so much to live...
- blandest666 04/21/2011
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- How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
- How many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you throw them
- CrayonsFTW 08/05/2010
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- Does your dog bite
- Does your dog bite? A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog...
- burttv 02/17/2010
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- How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, if you screw it in real tight! :D
- KingPaulos 01/29/2010
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- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road? SHUT UP!! you don't know!! no one does.
- theo15 08/01/2009
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- Dyslexic Insomniac
- Heard this at a pub quiz last night, thought it was quite good. Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do? A: Lies awake all night...
- rondetto 06/12/2009
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- Premature orgasm.
- An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he...
- jobeman1296 01/26/2009
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- Damn hippies.
- How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they fuck in tents.
- DRZorderz 01/16/2009
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- Chuck Norris and Running
- Chuck Norris does not run, instead he simply slows the earth's rotation as he walks...
- wxb200 10/23/2008
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- Who Does What?
- A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/17/2008
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- Does this make my butt look big?
- A fat guy sits on a motorcycle with a really wide rear tire. He asks, "Does this make my butt look big?" P.S. The joke is that the...
- pezoket 04/02/2008
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