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    • Bad dog
    • They say a dog is a man's best friend. But I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
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    • A little doggy
    • I once was a little doggy. I chewed on my master's slippers. He hit me on my butt with a broom. I dragged my butt across the yard. And hit a...
    • GranolaBob 05/08/2012
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    • Talented Dog
    • A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must...
    • Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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    • blonde joke
    • A blond and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours....
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    • Jesus is Watching You
    • A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his...
    • lacrosse22 12/28/2011
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    • Girls are liars
    • So I am in the park and I see this cute girl there... so I decide to talk to her... she is walking her dog... I ask "Does it bite?" she...
    • CraineHood 11/25/2011
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    • no kicking please
    • A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the...
    • FinchCo 11/02/2011
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    • mother in law
    • I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends...
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    • Trick Dog
    • Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one....
    • bigewalksalone 09/19/2011
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    • Old man and his dog
    • An old man had a dog that was 15 years old.. He loved that dog like a kid... One day the dog got hit by a car.. He grabbed the dog up and ran...
    • bigewalksalone 09/17/2011
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    • Walking the dog
    • One hot summer day a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to...
    • rondetto 08/08/2011
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    • A message from a dog lover
    • My dog Rambo had puppies last week. I didn't want them so I put them in a box and set it by the side of the road under a big orange sign that...
    • scubadude 07/26/2011
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    • Dog
    • What do you call a dog with no legs...nothing because it will not come to you
    • excelsiordemo2 07/21/2011
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    • One Girl, One Dog
    • A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
    • reablove02 01/03/2011
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    • Fugly
    • Q: How do you know if your really ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
    • Zerocool2485 11/23/2010
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    • Helen Keller
    • Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? It couldn't live with the name "aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa" any longer
    • creepydude 11/21/2010
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    • racism
    • Why was white chocolate invented? So black children could look messy too.
    • wingquig 11/10/2010
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    • balls on rope
    • A man is walking down the street when he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to his dogs balls. The...
    • syneyed 10/28/2010
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    • The Jar
    • Man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of 10 dollar bills sitting on the bar. The man figures there is at least a thousand in there. He walks...
    • xXDillaXx 10/26/2010
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    • Rover and the Big Boobs
    • There was guy and his pet dog, Rover, walking down the street. They walked past a girl with very big boobs. The man whistled at her and when she...
    • picbutt 10/25/2010
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    • Chihuahua Chunks
    • A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few...
    • FuckUSAFA 10/15/2010
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    • Negro Dog Shit
    • Q: Whats the difference between a negro and a dog turd? A: Eventually a dog turd turns white and quits stinking.
    • MobileHomie 10/13/2010
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    • The College of Assuming
    • Steve was a middle-aged man who had decided to return to college to pursue a degree. Not certain of what degree he wanted to take, he began to...
    • flavonator 07/20/2010
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    • The talking dog
    • A guy sees an ad in the paper for a talking dog, and it only costs 10 bucks. So he answers the ad and goes to the seller's house. The owner of...
    • guitarlover 05/21/2010
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    • Triple Scotch Whiskey
    • A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked,...
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    • Fishing
    • Husband tells his wife that they are going fishing "I'm taking you and the dog to the lake. " The wife replied "I don't wanna go...
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