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- Dog And Horse Joke
- Q: What did the dog say to the horse? A: Bark.
- ideasbychuck 02/07/2013
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- What do you call a smart blonde?
- Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A golden retriever
- xOHHNOOx 06/07/2012
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- A little doggy
- I once was a little doggy. I chewed on my master's slippers. He hit me on my butt with a broom. I dragged my butt across the yard. And hit a rock.
- GranolaBob 05/08/2012
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- difference between a dead black guy in the road and a dog...
- There's skid marks before the dog.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- What's similar between Dogs and Teenagers?
- The girls are all bitches
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- I've been interrogating the dog for 2 hours...
- He still won’t tell me who’s a good boy.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Talented Dog
- A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be...
- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- blonde joke
- A blond and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/14/2012
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- Jesus is Watching You
- A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his...
- lacrosse22 12/28/2011
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- Girls are liars
- So I am in the park and I see this cute girl there... so I decide to talk to her... she is walking her dog... I ask "Does it bite?" she...
- CraineHood 11/25/2011
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- no kicking please
- A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little...
- FinchCo 11/02/2011
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- mother in law
- I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends...
- FinchCo 11/02/2011
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- beastiality
- how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?? you suck his dick!
- jayduane 10/05/2011
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- Trick Dog
- Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one....
- bigewalksalone 09/19/2011
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- Old man and his dog
- An old man had a dog that was 15 years old.. He loved that dog like a kid... One day the dog got hit by a car.. He grabbed the dog up and ran to...
- bigewalksalone 09/17/2011
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- Dog with a missing nose.
- Guy1: "My Dog has no nose." Guy2: "How does he smell?" Guy1: "Terrible."
- TheDjayAnas 08/18/2011
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- Walking the dog
- One hot summer day a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to...
- rondetto 08/08/2011
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- A message from a dog lover
- My dog Rambo had puppies last week. I didn't want them so I put them in a box and set it by the side of the road under a big orange sign that said...
- scubadude 07/26/2011
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- Dog
- What do you call a dog with no legs...nothing because it will not come to you
- excelsiordemo2 07/21/2011
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- Bad breath
- Where will you most likely find a dog's bad breath? In its pants.
- scubadude 07/08/2011
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- One Girl, One Dog
- A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down...
- reablove02 01/03/2011
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- Fugly
- Q: How do you know if your really ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
- Zerocool2485 11/23/2010
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- Helen Keller
- Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? It couldn't live with the name "aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa" any longer
- creepydude 11/21/2010
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- balls on rope
- A man is walking down the street when he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to his dogs balls. The man...
- syneyed 10/28/2010
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- Rover and the Big Boobs
- There was guy and his pet dog, Rover, walking down the street. They walked past a girl with very big boobs. The man whistled at her and when she...
- picbutt 10/25/2010
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- Chihuahua Chunks
- A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go...
- FuckUSAFA 10/15/2010
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- Negro Dog Shit
- Q: Whats the difference between a negro and a dog turd? A: Eventually a dog turd turns white and quits stinking.
- MobileHomie 10/13/2010
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- Dead Dog Layin' In The Road
- Q: What's the difference between a dead dog laying in the road, and a dead black guy laying in the road? A: There's skid marks infront of the dog.
- lilbuster444 09/10/2010
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- What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper
- What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper? "Rough rough"
- CrayonsFTW 08/03/2010
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- The College of Assuming
- Steve was a middle-aged man who had decided to return to college to pursue a degree. Not certain of what degree he wanted to take, he began to look...
- flavonator 07/20/2010
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- Obama and his dog Bo
- Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers.
- bigscary 06/22/2010
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- The talking dog
- A guy sees an ad in the paper for a talking dog, and it only costs 10 bucks. So he answers the ad and goes to the seller's house. The owner of the...
- guitarlover 05/21/2010
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- Advice from a Dog Whisperer
- Question: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Answer: You pick him up and suck his dick.
- Armytron 05/15/2010
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- dog is truly a man's best friend
- A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for...
- samiall 05/11/2010
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- Triple Scotch Whiskey
- A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked,...
- djohn23 05/04/2010
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