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- One day a kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely". To make sure the students have a...
- dtorre 06/15/2011
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- donkey world
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- snowboardnipod 03/30/2011
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- What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey?
- What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule.
- CrayonsFTW 08/18/2010
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- only in mexico
- when do the busses stop running in mexico? A. when the donkey eats the carrot
- charles1982 05/24/2010
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- Ralph
- Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where...
- mrsirsouth 02/11/2010
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- Donkey troubles
- A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for...
- guinness13494 01/18/2010
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- To Be a Good Liberal
- 19 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that...
- lancer02es 10/18/2009
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- A boy, an old man, and a donkey
- An old man and a young boy were traveling through their village with their donkey. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went...
- MadChemist 04/03/2009
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- Redneck Farmers Market
- One day a redneck farmer goes to farmers market and asks "Do you have any donkeys" "Yes, but we call them asses" the man...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- Wild Stallion
- A traveller came down a hillside on his donkey, when the weather turned terrible and started to blizzard. Glimpsing a cottage in the near distance he...
- Firuze 02/26/2009
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- The quiet man
- A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a quiet man. The bartender comes up to the quiet guy and says "What do u want to drink Jack ass?"...
- mike62611 02/26/2009
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- Sexy jokes
- Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It's a...
- jakehammer7270 01/09/2009
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- donkeyroster
- if you own a donkey and i own a roster and youre donkey ate my roster what would it be? my cock in youre ass
- killais14 12/29/2008
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- why some people dont belong in the country
- This city fellow had just moved out to the country and decided that he needed some animals, so he decided to walkup and down his road to see what his...
- ARCshadow 11/24/2008
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- Donkey In the Well
- One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he...
- SoaD9888 11/13/2008
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- Chuck and the Donkey
- Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up...
- miscreant 10/23/2008
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- Donkey Woman!
- A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar. The barman goes over to the guy and asks him...
- deedadee92 09/20/2008
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- The Pastor's Ass
- The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so happy that he entered it in another race, and it won again. The local paper headline...
- Tom7997 09/09/2008
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- A Rooster and a Donkey
- If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.
- djohn23 08/18/2008
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- Horse joke
- A man was looking for work at a blacksmith shop. The blacksmith asked him, "Can you shoe horses?" "I'm not sure," the man...
- PhilboFagons 08/10/2008
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- Secret to a Happy Marriage
- A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter...
- djohn23 08/05/2008
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- A Fairy Tale
- An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people...
- i_know_jack 07/25/2008
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- Zeke's wonderful ass
- The entire rural community was shocked when Zeke's mule kicked his mother-in-law to death. Just before the minister was about to start the funeral...
- a4nik8r 07/14/2008
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- Donkey and Parrot
- What do you get when you cross a donkey with a parrot? A great piece of ass, but it'll always want a cracker, and there's a chance it'll tell on...
- i_know_jack 06/07/2008
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- donkey onion what?
- What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
- i_know_jack 06/07/2008
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- Desperate for a Donkey
- Preacher's Donkey A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being...
- phineasqueeg 05/16/2008
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- Donkey and a rooster
- If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
- gbsmoker 04/16/2008
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- Blind Kids
- A charity to give blind children day trips out takes a group of 14 blind children to the beach. when they get there the organiser asks the kids what...
- superclegg 04/07/2008
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- What time is it?
- So an American man is wondering around Mexico and begins to wonder what time it is. The American spots a Mexican man having a siesta and decides to...
- skrilled 04/04/2008
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- Big Willy Joke
- a man walked into a pub and on the bar was a jar full of 5 pound notes and a donkey , he asks the bar tender 'what is this?' the bar tender replies...
- Derbysquire 03/20/2008
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- New Farmer
- this guy gets drunk at this bar and decides to start a farm and the bartender tells him that there are a couple of farms downthe road so he goes to...
- mortgagemescott 03/19/2008
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- Donkey and Onion
- What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
- showmaster94 03/10/2008
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- donkey and onion
- what do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? an ass that brings tear to your eyes!
- bbplayer15709 03/10/2008
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- Rooster and Donkey
- If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
- mortgagemescott 02/29/2008
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- Lost in Translation
- A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David...
- zezima 02/27/2008
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- the stupid donkey fucker
- He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to...
- skatesnow67 02/10/2008
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- donkey vs. onion
- What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
- skatesnow67 02/04/2008
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- what do ya get ?
- what do ya get when you cross a donky and an onyon? a piece of @$$ that will bring a tear to your eye
- wgbf 12/23/2007
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- donkey
- what do you get when you mix a donkey and a onion? a piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes
- WIIWARRIOR 12/04/2007
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