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    • "Whisky Dick" by nustier
    • So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes....
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    • Middle School Reunion
    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
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    • 2 sturdy Irishmen
    • 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
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    • Bad day at the orifice.....
    • I was having a quick drink in a quiet bar in town when I spotted a guy, deep into his glass at the end of the bar. He looked worse for wear and...
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    • Bad first date
    • There I was waiting at the bar for more than 15 minutes last night.She finally saw me and said, "What can I get you?"I said, "It's...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • Annoying bar staff
    • "What would you like?" says the barman."What would I like?" says Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • Hippie In A Bar
    • This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks its a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, I want a hot dog, not too hot,...
    • Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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    • PINEAPPLE JUICE
    • Guys now, they're supposed to drink a lot of pineapple juice for the ladies. It's supposed to make the old BJ's a little more palatable. I wonder...
    • jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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    • Whumo Havo noja
    • A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three), doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about...
    • 237g 07/16/2011
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    • Leaf it alone.
    • A pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until the people saw the pastor. As...
    • scubadude 07/14/2011
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    • grasshopperrr p
    • a grasshopper walks in a bar sits down and orders a drink, the bartender says hey! we got a drink named after you. The grasshopper says Oh!...
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    • Student Project
    • A man entered a restaurant and bar and sat himself at the bar for a drink. He noticed a beautiful girl at the other end of the bar seemingly...
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    • Punny Bear
    • A bear walks into a bar an says to the bar tender, "I would like a bourbon and...... a coke." The bar tender says "What's up with...
    • FuckUSAFA 10/15/2010
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    • Load Up
    • A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the...
    • FuckUSAFA 10/15/2010
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    • drunken abuse
    • There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he...
    • burnt_out 07/23/2010
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    • Canada Dry
    • I was asked once what on earth possessed me to travel to Canada. I told the man that I was sitting in a pub drinking with my friends. Then all of...
    • aesir911 04/09/2010
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    • Bar Joke
    • A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his...
    • filmguy8505 04/04/2010
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    • 2 Guys At A Bar
    • Two friends go to a bar for a beer. After a few rounds, one of them asks the other "Say, John, if you ever got drunk and woke up in a forest...
    • P00KY 04/04/2010
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    • Interview With The Shepherd
    • TV reporter was told to make an interview with a shepherd for a childern's show. He asks the man how his typycal day looks like. "I get...
    • P00KY 03/31/2010
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    • Coconut Milk
    • Guy crosses the border. One of the officers asks him "Did you bring anything illegal with you, sir?" The guy thinks for a minute and...
    • P00KY 03/30/2010
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    • Sperm Bank
    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
    • GAMBLE7177 02/16/2010
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    • Ralph
    • Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates,...
    • mrsirsouth 02/11/2010
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    • Bruce Lee
    • Q: What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? A: Waataaa!! (water)
    • chicka_7 11/22/2009
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    • Only in America
    • Only In America Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the...
    • roxanna_us 10/10/2009
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    • The Dinner Guest
    • A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of...
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    • It's science
    • Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of...
    • thedeacon 09/25/2009
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    • The Flying Drink
    • A man visiting the big city hears of a bar on the west side of town that is located on the top floor of a skyscraper. Finding the idea of such a...
    • Oyster_Effect 08/14/2009
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    • Slow Death
    • Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've...
    • duderinoMCduder 08/08/2009
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    • New Drink Fad
    • A guy goes out to dinner with his girlfriend and after they head out to a bar. The girl turns to the guy and says "theres this cool new...
    • ruckelweb212 07/27/2009
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    • Irish priest
    • An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. the state trooper smells alcohol on the priest`s breath...
    • rondetto 07/17/2009
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    • sperm bank
    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
    • popdaddy123 07/03/2009
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    • A Lucky Break
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • musicman6969 06/26/2009
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    • Jet fuel
    • Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Glasgow. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck...
    • rondetto 06/25/2009
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    • He got the point!
    • A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit down next to each other, get to talking and their chat soon turns to their sea adventures. The...
    • ENWILSON 06/03/2009
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    • I ain't got no body
    • A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink. The father orders his son a...
    • ENWILSON 06/03/2009
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    • Why Parents Drink.
    • The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he...
    • RedLesPaul 05/22/2009
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    • Drunk Driving
    • A man is happily driving along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks 'Have you been drinking,...
    • bangoskank99 04/29/2009
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    • Why Parents Drink
    • A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an...
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