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    • "Whisky Dick" by nustier
    • So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes....
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    • The Piano Player
    • So a man goes into a bar and orders a drink and as he sits down he notices beautiful piano melodies. When he looks to the piano up front to see...
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    • Middle School Reunion
    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
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    • 2 sturdy Irishmen
    • 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
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    • The Christmas Party
    • John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache and unable to recall the events of the night before. After a...
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    • Hippie In A Bar
    • This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks itís a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, ďI want a hot dog, not too hot,...
    • Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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    • Good Morning
    • G= Get up early O= Open your eyes, O= Out of your bed, D= Day has risen M= Mobile beeps, O= One message received, R= Read...
    • Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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    • Drunk Girl
    • This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with...
    • jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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    • The Push
    • A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,...
    • SamOsa 12/19/2011
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    • Catch and Release
    • After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
    • Urbanus1234 12/17/2011
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    • drunkin stranger
    • A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where'd ja get the pig?" The woman...
    • bsmiley 10/25/2011
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    • A drunken night
    • Three drunks sitting at a bar discussing who was the most drunk drunk the previous day 1st drunk says i was so drunk last night i went home and...
    • Phocus 10/15/2011
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    • What's the difference..
    • What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man...
    • stikman520 10/08/2011
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    • old hunter joke
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
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    • Police Speeding FUNNY
    • Officer: May I see your driverís license? Driver: I donít have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the ownerís...
    • BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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    • Glad to be drunk
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • JamesSwinton 08/19/2011
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    • The Moral of the Story is....
    • A falcon, an eagle, a raven and a cardinal are getting wasted at the top of a very tall cliff, arguing over who is the best flyer. The falcon...
    • scubadude 07/22/2011
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    • A drunk leaves the bar.
    • Recently a routine police patrol parked outside Pete's tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a young man leaving the bar so...
    • 237g 07/19/2011
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    • How to screw a priest
    • A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They crawl...
    • scubadude 07/14/2011
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    • Fired
    • After a particularly wild company Christmas party,the vice president woke up with a terrible hangover.He turned over and groaned at his...
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    • Late Night Stranger
    • A man and his wife are awakened at three o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a...
    • thelegendery 06/20/2011
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    • The 11 joke
    • A man is taking an oral test with a cop, to see if hes drunk. The cop asks him to add 3 to 5 (3+5). The man starts to count on his fingers,...
    • BioWeapon 05/24/2011
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    • Deal at a bar
    • A man walks into a bar and sees a sign behind the bartender that reads EASY $100 ASK BARTENDER FOR DETAILS. So he asks in curiosity, and the...
    • Whodidwhatnow 05/10/2011
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    • Company Christmas Party
    • Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste...
    • ciammettic 05/05/2011
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    • Glad to be drunk
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • the1packfan 04/26/2011
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    • Question a Drunk
    • Why You Should Never, Ever, Question A Drunk... I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A...
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    • the fastest state trooper
    • a drunk ends up driving off the road into a snow bank and falls asleep in his car with the engine running. a state trooper walks up next to him...
    • squeenny 04/04/2011
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    • The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume "that there is a...
    • burtonboy69 03/19/2011
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    • Extremely Drunk
    • A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is...
    • INTERNETMUNCH 02/23/2011
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    • Thoughts on Drinking
    • Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all...
    • Marine13 02/22/2011
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    • Sweet Tea
    • A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every...
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