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- Irish 6 Course Meal
- Q: What is an Irish 6 course meal?A: a six pack of Heineken and an unwashed potato.
- nustierleonard 05/17/2012
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- Irish 6 Course Meal
- Q: What is an Irish 6 course meal?A: a six pack of Heineken and an unwashed potato.
- nustierleonard 05/17/2012
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- "Whisky Dick" by nustier
- So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes. Well...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- The Piano Player
- So a man goes into a bar and orders a drink and as he sits down he notices beautiful piano melodies. When he looks to the piano up front to see whose...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Middle School Reunion
- So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to talking...
- nustierleonard 05/15/2012
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- 2 sturdy Irishmen
- 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
- nustierleonard 05/12/2012
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- The Christmas Party
- John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache and unable to recall the events of the night before. After a trip...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- Hippie In A Bar
- This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, “I want a hot dog, not too hot, not...
- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- Good Morning
- G= Get up early O= Open your eyes, O= Out of your bed, D= Day has risen M= Mobile beeps, O= One message received, R= Read and...
- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- Water Crashes
- Q: Why did Water crash? A: Because it was drunk.
- buckjoseph 02/24/2012
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- Aspied
- An Aspie walks into a bar and he get's drunk. He then tells the bartender: "You know what? I've never had any inhibitions in the...
- buckjoseph 01/16/2012
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- Drunk Girl
- This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with women. I...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Catch and Release
- After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
- Urbanus1234 12/17/2011
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- drunkin stranger
- A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where'd ja get the pig?" The woman...
- bsmiley 10/25/2011
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- A drunken night
- Three drunks sitting at a bar discussing who was the most drunk drunk the previous day 1st drunk says i was so drunk last night i went home and blew...
- Phocus 10/15/2011
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- What's the difference..
- What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams...
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What's the difference between love and herpes?
- Love doesn't last forever.
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- Why don't women wear watches?
- There's a clock on the stove!
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- "How do you breath through something so small?" lolz
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- old hunter joke
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- Police Speeding FUNNY
- Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Glad to be drunk
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
- JamesSwinton 08/19/2011
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- The Moral of the Story is....
- A falcon, an eagle, a raven and a cardinal are getting wasted at the top of a very tall cliff, arguing over who is the best flyer. The falcon...
- scubadude 07/22/2011
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- A drunk leaves the bar.
- Recently a routine police patrol parked outside Pete's tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a young man leaving the bar so intoxicated...
- 237g 07/19/2011
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- What's better than sleeping with a...
- What's better than sleeping with a drunk, spiteful, and arrogant middle aged woman? I wish I knew.
- scubadude 07/17/2011
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- How to screw a priest
- A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They crawl out of...
- scubadude 07/14/2011
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- Late Night Stranger
- A man and his wife are awakened at three o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken...
- thelegendery 06/20/2011
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- The 11 joke
- A man is taking an oral test with a cop, to see if hes drunk. The cop asks him to add 3 to 5 (3+5). The man starts to count on his fingers,...
- BioWeapon 05/24/2011
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- What's the difference....
- What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? Answer: one less drunk
- keymo1331 05/14/2011
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- Deal at a bar
- A man walks into a bar and sees a sign behind the bartender that reads EASY $100 ASK BARTENDER FOR DETAILS. So he asks in curiosity, and the barkeep...
- Whodidwhatnow 05/10/2011
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- Company Christmas Party
- Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like...
- ciammettic 05/05/2011
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- Glad to be drunk
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
- the1packfan 04/26/2011
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- Question a Drunk
- Why You Should Never, Ever, Question A Drunk... I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton...
- 11KLBlue 04/12/2011
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- the fastest state trooper
- a drunk ends up driving off the road into a snow bank and falls asleep in his car with the engine running. a state trooper walks up next to him and...
- squeenny 04/04/2011
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- funny
- The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume "that there is a very...
- burtonboy69 03/19/2011
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- Can't Say That When You're Drunk
- 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not...
- simmonatorT3000 03/07/2011
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- Extremely Drunk
- A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/23/2011
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- Thoughts on Drinking
- Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of...
- Marine13 02/22/2011
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