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- The National Transport Safety Board
- The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years,...
- ace18400 01/19/2011
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- No one is perfect...
- 3 guys are sitting on top of a building and one of them says "Hey, the wind is so strong that if you were to jump off this building you would...
- ethaelso 01/04/2011
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- Please becarful eBaumer's!
- A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol...
- kilr33 01/04/2011
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- whiskey click
- Whiskey click-- when you can't get it up cause you're too drunk to get on the computer to look at porn.
- brichz 12/30/2010
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- Drunken Cop
- Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the...
- M0rningWOOD 12/11/2010
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- Twenty Push-ups
- A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a few...
- plumberjohn 12/04/2010
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- Drunk Father
- Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as...
- TO88 10/28/2010
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- A question of being buzzed or drunk
- Two guys are drinking at a bar and one of them says to the other: "I can't tell if I'm buzzed or drunk" His friend takes a good hard...
- Urbanus1234 10/26/2010
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- Lawyer Joke
- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...
- zKrunchy 10/24/2010
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- White Joke
- What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA
- zKrunchy 10/23/2010
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- Drunk
- A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.. When the trooper asked the driver...
- rattlebox02 10/16/2010
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- Six Feet Under the Sheets
- Marge was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. "Holy shit! your husband is home! What am I going to...
- M0rningWOOD 10/06/2010
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- Talking blow job
- So one night my friends and I go to this party. It's a pretty decent party with a lot of people I never met before, and I see this pretty hot chick,...
- McMahon 08/28/2010
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- Extreme Hunter
- A big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute...
- UNUSERNAME 08/21/2010
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- 15 hilarious pick-up lines
- 1. If you and I were squirrels I would bust my nut in your hole. 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3....
- JohanFranzen 08/19/2010
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- drunken abuse
- There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he...
- burnt_out 07/23/2010
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- Cotton Rag
- A young woman had to change her peter-cheater when still in the train. She couldn't find a trash bin in the train's bathroom and she didn't want to...
- P00KY 06/28/2010
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- The Poor Old Drunk
- A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila. The old...
- Armytron 05/13/2010
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- Drunk Driver
- Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently...
- Frankielike 04/17/2010
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- Shit Eaters
- Two drunk friends went out the bar and were hungry. One of them finds a pile of mooshy stuff and tells the other... Hey dude what's this? The other...
- Armytron 04/17/2010
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- Drunk Naked Irish Blonde
- A very attractive blonde from Ireland arrived at a casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll...
- A55H0L3 04/10/2010
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- 2 Guys At A Bar
- Two friends go to a bar for a beer. After a few rounds, one of them asks the other "Say, John, if you ever got drunk and woke up in a forest...
- P00KY 04/04/2010
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- The night out.....
- Three girlfriends hadn’t seen each other for a while so they decided to get together for some drinks. They all got totally wasted and eventually...
- chopsalot 03/26/2010
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- Russian Drinking Bet
- American goes to a bar in Russia. He says out loud "I've heard you Russians are all drunks, so I'll make a 500$ bet with anyone who thinks he...
- P00KY 03/24/2010
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- Russian Road Patrol
- Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says "On...
- P00KY 03/23/2010
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- Drunk Food
- Rick gave his drunk buddy Lance something to taste. He said Rick-"Here can you taste this?" Lance-"What is it?" Rick-"I...
- Armytron 03/18/2010
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- Drunk Manners
- A drunk man was taking a dump at an old lady's yard. She came out screaming. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!????? He said... Shit... BUT HOW!!!??? Well by...
- Armytron 03/18/2010
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- Drunk Questions
- Two drunks walked out of the bar after 2am. They were so drunk that they had to hold to each other in order to keep from falling. Neither of them...
- Armytron 03/18/2010
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- drunk thinking
- Bob goes out with the boys one night and decides to go against his wife's wishes and gets absolutely fuckin hammered. Bob gets so drunk he ends up...
- tool3elt 03/17/2010
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- girls night out
- Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...
- milw414 03/15/2010
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- glad to be drunk
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
- milw414 03/15/2010
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- the hunter
- The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could...
- amphora13579 02/28/2010
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- Ralph
- Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where...
- mrsirsouth 02/11/2010
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- 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work
- 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It...
- Punisher7589 02/07/2010
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- 22 Things To Never Say To A Cop
- 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that...
- Punisher7589 02/07/2010
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