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    • 3 guys are sitting on top of a building and one of them says "Hey, the wind is so strong that if you were to jump off this building you...
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    • whiskey click
    • Whiskey click-- when you can't get it up cause you're too drunk to get on the computer to look at porn.
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    • Drunken Cop
    • Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the...
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    • Twenty Push-ups
    • A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a...
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    • Drunk Father
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    • Lawyer Joke
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    • A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.. When the trooper asked the...
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    • Load Up
    • A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the...
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    • Free Beer
    • A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the...
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    • Six Feet Under the Sheets
    • Marge was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. "Holy shit! your husband is home! What am I going...
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    • Talking blow job
    • So one night my friends and I go to this party. It's a pretty decent party with a lot of people I never met before, and I see this pretty hot...
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    • Extreme Hunter
    • A big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could...
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    • drunk bus
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    • drunken abuse
    • There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he...
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    • Cotton Rag
    • A young woman had to change her peter-cheater when still in the train. She couldn't find a trash bin in the train's bathroom and she didn't want...
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    • The Poor Old Drunk
    • A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila. The...
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    • Drunk Driver
    • Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently...
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    • Shit Eaters
    • Two drunk friends went out the bar and were hungry. One of them finds a pile of mooshy stuff and tells the other... Hey dude what's this? The...
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    • Drunk Naked Irish Blonde
    • A very attractive blonde from Ireland arrived at a casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single...
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    • 2 Guys At A Bar
    • Two friends go to a bar for a beer. After a few rounds, one of them asks the other "Say, John, if you ever got drunk and woke up in a forest...
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    • The night out.....
    • Three girlfriends hadnít seen each other for a while so they decided to get together for some drinks. They all got totally wasted and eventually...
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    • Russian Drinking Bet
    • American goes to a bar in Russia. He says out loud "I've heard you Russians are all drunks, so I'll make a 500$ bet with anyone who thinks...
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    • Russian Road Patrol
    • Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says...
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    • Drunk Food
    • Rick gave his drunk buddy Lance something to taste. He said Rick-"Here can you taste this?" Lance-"What is...
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    • Drunk Manners
    • A drunk man was taking a dump at an old lady's yard. She came out screaming. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!????? He said... Shit... BUT HOW!!!??? Well by...
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    • Drunk Questions
    • Two drunks walked out of the bar after 2am. They were so drunk that they had to hold to each other in order to keep from falling. Neither of them...
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    • drunk thinking
    • Bob goes out with the boys one night and decides to go against his wife's wishes and gets absolutely fuckin hammered. Bob gets so drunk he ends...
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    • girls night out
    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • glad to be drunk
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
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    • Old Drunk
    • A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila. The...
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    • the hunter
    • The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one...
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    • Ralph
    • Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates,...
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