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    • No one is perfect...

    • 3 guys are sitting on top of a building and one of them says "Hey, the wind is so strong that if you were to jump off this building you...
    • ethaelso
      Uploaded 01/04/2011
      • 629 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Please becarful eBaumer's!

    • A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are...
    • kilr33
      Uploaded 01/04/2011
      • 863 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • whiskey click

    • Whiskey click-- when you can't get it up cause you're too drunk to get on the computer to look at porn.
    • brichz
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 396 Views
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    • Drunken Cop

    • Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the...
    • M0rningWOOD
      Uploaded 12/11/2010
      • 612 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Twenty Push-ups

    • A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a...
    • plumberjohn
      Uploaded 12/04/2010
      • 181 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk Father

    • Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet...
    • TO88
      Uploaded 10/28/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lawyer Joke

    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
    • zKrunchy
      Uploaded 10/24/2010
      • 605 Views
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    • White Joke

    • What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA
    • zKrunchy
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 557 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk

    • A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.. When the trooper asked the...
    • rattlebox02
      Uploaded 10/16/2010
      • 179k Views
      • 448 Comments
      • 12 Favorites
    • Load Up

    • A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the...
    • FuckUSAFA
      Uploaded 10/15/2010
      • 782 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Free Beer

    • A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the...
    • FuckUSAFA
      Uploaded 10/15/2010
      • 1.4k Views
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    • Six Feet Under the Sheets

    • Marge was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. "Holy shit! your husband is home! What am I going...
    • M0rningWOOD
      Uploaded 10/06/2010
      • 693 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Talking blow job

    • So one night my friends and I go to this party. It's a pretty decent party with a lot of people I never met before, and I see this pretty hot...
    • McMahon
      Uploaded 08/28/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Extreme Hunter

    • A big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 08/21/2010
      • 661 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 15 hilarious pick-up lines

    • 1. If you and I were squirrels I would bust my nut in your hole. 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed...
    • JohanFranzen
      Uploaded 08/19/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • drunk bus

    • A drunk man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says,...
    • kazx
      Uploaded 08/10/2010
      • 660 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • drunken abuse

    • There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 07/23/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cotton Rag

    • A young woman had to change her peter-cheater when still in the train. She couldn't find a trash bin in the train's bathroom and she didn't want...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/28/2010
      • 2.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Poor Old Drunk

    • A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila. The...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 05/13/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk Driver

    • Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 04/17/2010
      • 858 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shit Eaters

    • Two drunk friends went out the bar and were hungry. One of them finds a pile of mooshy stuff and tells the other... Hey dude what's this? The...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 04/17/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk Naked Irish Blonde

    • A very attractive blonde from Ireland arrived at a casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single...
    • A55H0L3
      Uploaded 04/10/2010
      • 3.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 2 Guys At A Bar

    • Two friends go to a bar for a beer. After a few rounds, one of them asks the other "Say, John, if you ever got drunk and woke up in a forest...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 04/04/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The night out.....

    • Three girlfriends hadn’t seen each other for a while so they decided to get together for some drinks. They all got totally wasted and eventually...
    • chopsalot
      Uploaded 03/26/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Russian Drinking Bet

    • American goes to a bar in Russia. He says out loud "I've heard you Russians are all drunks, so I'll make a 500$ bet with anyone who thinks...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/24/2010
      • 2.4k Views
      • 17 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Russian Road Patrol

    • Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/23/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk Food

    • Rick gave his drunk buddy Lance something to taste. He said Rick-"Here can you taste this?" Lance-"What is...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/18/2010
      • 937 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk Manners

    • A drunk man was taking a dump at an old lady's yard. She came out screaming. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!????? He said... Shit... BUT HOW!!!??? Well by...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/18/2010
      • 775 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk Questions

    • Two drunks walked out of the bar after 2am. They were so drunk that they had to hold to each other in order to keep from falling. Neither of them...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/18/2010
      • 2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • drunk thinking

    • Bob goes out with the boys one night and decides to go against his wife's wishes and gets absolutely fuckin hammered. Bob gets so drunk he ends...
    • tool3elt
      Uploaded 03/17/2010
      • 724 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • girls night out

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • milw414
      Uploaded 03/15/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • glad to be drunk

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • milw414
      Uploaded 03/15/2010
      • 315 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Old Drunk

    • A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila. The...
    • JGMG
      Uploaded 03/14/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • the hunter

    • The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one...
    • amphora13579
      Uploaded 02/28/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ralph

    • Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates,...
    • mrsirsouth
      Uploaded 02/11/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Irish on Roof

    • Q. How do you get an Irish guy on the roof? A. Tell him drinks are on the house.
    • rickythecrazy
      Uploaded 12/27/2009
      • 936 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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