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    • Drunk puke and crap

    • It was New Year's Eve. By then, actually, it was very early on New Year's morning. The drunk staggered out of the men's room and wobbled his way...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/06/2009
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    • for the ladies

    • One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 05/02/2009
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    • Drunk superman

    • FIST OFF!! I might not tell this joke correctly. A guy is in a tall building at a bar in New York City. He walks up to another guy and says...
    • Billerica222
      Uploaded 04/18/2009
      • 534 Views
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    • Drunk superman

    • FIST OFF!! I might not tell this joke correctly. A guy is in a tall building at a bar in New York City. He walks up to another guy and says...
    • Billerica222
      Uploaded 04/18/2009
      • 516 Views
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    • Drunk superman

    • FIST OFF!! I might not tell this joke correctly. A guy is in a tall building at a bar in New York City. He walks up to another guy and says...
    • Billerica222
      Uploaded 04/18/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Drunk superman

    • FIST OFF!! I might not tell this joke correctly. A guy is in a tall building at a bar in New York City. He walks up to another guy and says...
    • Billerica222
      Uploaded 04/18/2009
      • 828 Views
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    • REINCARNATION

    • Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already...
    • pbl0
      Uploaded 04/15/2009
      • 115k Views
      • 466 Comments
      • 32 Favorites
    • Blowing chunks

    • A guy walks into a bar one night and says to the bartender, "Pour me up some drinks. Im getting tanked tonight!" So the bartender...
    • dmitche21
      Uploaded 04/04/2009
      • 603 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Lucky hangover

    • He opens his eyes, noticing his headaches. His bedroom is tidy and flowers on the window sills. He gets out the bed walking around the house....
    • Franky2210
      Uploaded 03/24/2009
      • 633 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Colour of the moon

    • Two drunks stumble out of a bar, deciding to go home. While they are walking down the road, they discuss which colour the moon has. The first...
    • Franky2210
      Uploaded 03/24/2009
      • 620 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Priest Sipping Vodka

    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • maybe one more

    • A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his...
    • mastro85
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 474 Views
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    • Schlitz beer sucks.

    • A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz,...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 03/16/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Boobs

    • A female officer pulled over someone who was obviously a drunk driver. The officer says "You are under arrest, Anything you say can and...
    • realadam
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Golden Bar

    • A man comes home late one night, drunk "Where have you been?" asks his wife. "In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs,...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 03/10/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Don't Drink and Drive

    • A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/25/2009
      • 552 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Finding Jesus

    • Finding Jesus A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/25/2009
      • 380 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • You must be single...

    • A woman was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out at the supermarket when a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/25/2009
      • 556 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Dear Tide

    • I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/21/2009
      • 3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Drinking Again

    • An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/17/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • A Mother's Beautiful Story

    • Enjoy this story, I hope it touches your heart like it did mine. This is so beautiful; A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 02/16/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Valentine's Poem

    • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you... The Roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/14/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • retirement planning

    • If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the...
    • sheltonx
      Uploaded 02/14/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Speak

    • A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/09/2009
      • 841 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cheeseburger

    • A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer". The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/09/2009
      • 806 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • the nervous priest

    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
    • UberPwnage78
      Uploaded 02/08/2009
      • 925 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • two priests

    • A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, I'm Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, you're not. So the...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/07/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • ten shots

    • A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up and the guy takes the first shot in the...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/07/2009
      • 930 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Glad to be Drunk

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • draconis123
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
      • 469 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Fishing

    • Give a man a fish & he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he’ll eat for a lifetime. (Conservative point of view) Tax a man...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/05/2009
      • 559 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Get your coat on

    • A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/05/2009
      • 561 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

    • An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single...
    • Mrs_Swindell
      Uploaded 02/04/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Good to be Drunk

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • OoAtowno0
      Uploaded 02/03/2009
      • 701 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Falling off the Wagon

    • Late one Saturday night, after a long and difficult day of visiting hospitals, nursing homes and elderly members of the congregation, a Southern...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/02/2009
      • 580 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Doc's Drink

    • A certain psychiatrist had fallen into the habit, each day after work, to stop in the local bar for a drink to relax. Being a man of strange...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/02/2009
      • 533 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Toughest Mouse

    • There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the table and says, "I'm the...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/02/2009
      • 862 Views
      • 0 Comments
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